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on: January 28, 2017, 04:16:57 PM
So I spent last night celebrating Tet with the world's hottest Asian girls. I was dying - it was nothing but 8's, 9's, and 10's.

Don't believe me? This was one of the nines:


I have NEVER seen so many gorgeous Asian girls. First, I was hanging out with an ex-Triad (an Asian gangster I used to sell coke for) and two Asian guys who are total ballers. The first thing I did was gamble with the old Vietnamese men - they are notorious gamblers. We played Bầu cua cá cọp, and I came in with $40 and left with $460. They were calling me da trắng quỷ - White Devil. Then I started talking in Vietnamese (I don't speak much, but I speak a little) and they started laughing.

Then there was the Miss Vietnamese-American beauty pageant: Oh my fucking GOD!!! Chirping Girl would have shit her pants! And the best part? The girls in the crowd were just as hot! The least attractive girl there was probably a six, and that was only because she had bad acne - her figure was wonderful.

I flirted with a few of the prettiest girls in Vietnamese, and I got a lot of attention (I'm a bit overweight, but I'm very strong and tall compared to the Vietnamese men - and I've been told I have a cute American accent). A few of the really pretty girls were hugging on me and being very flirty - I was in heaven.

I went home alone and beat off three times. I'm about to go for number four.

Happy new year!

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Reply #1 on: January 28, 2017, 07:14:31 PM
My Asian girl is a 1000000000000000000000000000000000.

But then again, she wouldn't claim any Asians who weren't Japanese to be above a 0.5.


Tell ya what, I'ma go down on her in honor of your post.  ;D


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Reply #2 on: January 29, 2017, 01:09:00 AM
Quote from: Fish on January 28, 2017, 04:16:57 PM
So I spent last night celebrating Tet with the world's hottest Asian girls. I was dying - it was nothing but 8's, 9's, and 10's.

Don't believe me? This was one of the nines:


I have NEVER seen so many gorgeous Asian girls. First, I was hanging out with an ex-Triad (an Asian gangster I used to sell coke for) and two Asian guys who are total ballers. The first thing I did was gamble with the old Vietnamese men - they are notorious gamblers. We played Bầu cua cá cọp, and I came in with $40 and left with $460. They were calling me da trắng quỷ - White Devil. Then I started talking in Vietnamese (I don't speak much, but I speak a little) and they started laughing.

Then there was the Miss Vietnamese-American beauty pageant: Oh my fucking GOD!!! Chirping Girl would have shit her pants! And the best part? The girls in the crowd were just as hot! The least attractive girl there was probably a six, and that was only because she had bad acne - her figure was wonderful.

I flirted with a few of the prettiest girls in Vietnamese, and I got a lot of attention (I'm a bit overweight, but I'm very strong and tall compared to the Vietnamese men - and I've been told I have a cute American accent). A few of the really pretty girls were hugging on me and being very flirty - I was in heaven.

I went home alone and beat off three times. I'm about to go for number four.

Happy new year!

Wow! She is stunning. Happy New Year indeed. ;)


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