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Reply #40 on: January 09, 2017, 07:39:35 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on January 09, 2017, 07:35:44 PM
Watcher will be holding a symposium today on what he thinks the lovely ladies here at KB should or should not be inserting into their vaginas.  Cocktails after.

I select ChirpingGirl as my demonstrator.

Piper would be much more willing.

Plus I'd have to let my wife do it because she's an expert in shoving things into me I don't want.  ;D


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Reply #41 on: January 09, 2017, 07:40:12 PM

I've long enjoyed using the word "vagina," whenever appropriate, chiefly because the word makes a lot of people, chiefly men, squirm.





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Reply #42 on: January 09, 2017, 07:41:48 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on January 09, 2017, 07:40:12 PM

I've long enjoyed using the word "vagina," whenever appropriate, chiefly because the word makes a lot of people, chiefly men, squirm.



As does uterus, period, tampon....


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Reply #43 on: January 09, 2017, 08:51:27 PM
My mom says that my dad is the least squimish male person she has ever known. He handles vomit, blood, injuries, female products and issues with equanimity. I've seen him go to the store and buy tampons, vaginal deodorant, even vagasil, without a blush, shudder, or blink of an eye.

My mom says the only thing he is squimish about is raw poultry. She chases him around the kitchen with raw chicken.

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Reply #44 on: January 09, 2017, 09:13:02 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on January 09, 2017, 08:51:27 PM
My mom says that my dad is the least squimish male person she has ever known. He handles vomit, blood, injuries, female products and issues with equanimity. I've seen him go to the store and buy tampons, vaginal deodorant, even vagasil, without a blush, shudder, or blink of an eye.

My mom says the only thing he is squimish about is raw poultry. She chases him around the kitchen with raw chicken.

Parenthood & marriage cured me of most of my sqeamishness (one child once pooped so hard, a lump shot out the top of his nappy and I had to catch it before it hit the cashier; the other filled my shirt with puke down the back of the collar. In the middle of the British Museum.).  Twenty-plus years of dealing with teens cured the rest (I have a reputation for being able to deal with any biological question or medical situation without blinking).



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Reply #45 on: January 09, 2017, 09:22:19 PM


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Reply #46 on: January 10, 2017, 12:50:46 AM
Quote from: MissBarbara on January 09, 2017, 07:40:12 PM

I've long enjoyed using the word "vagina," whenever appropriate, chiefly because the word makes a lot of people, chiefly men, squirm.



Some men even squirm when part of them are inside a vagina.  8)

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Reply #47 on: January 10, 2017, 01:38:56 AM

One of the young women I used to work with was trying to get me flustered one day.  We were discussing quirks of the English language.  I don't remember what led up to it, but she popped out with:

"Well, what if I said 'clitoris'?"
to which I replied,
"Another EXCELLENT word, and one of my personal favorites.  I have a long oral tradition with that word."  ;D

(or something along that line... it's been a few years)

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Reply #48 on: January 10, 2017, 01:43:10 AM
Quote from: Katiebee on January 09, 2017, 08:51:27 PM
My mom says that my dad is the least squimish male person she has ever known. He handles vomit, blood, injuries, female products and issues with equanimity. I've seen him go to the store and buy tampons, vaginal deodorant, even vagasil, without a blush, shudder, or blink of an eye.



OMG.....My dad (The US Marine) is terrified to go and buy those things, he absolutely refuses to get them. Which amazes me since he went through the Vietnam War.

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Reply #49 on: January 10, 2017, 06:46:19 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on January 09, 2017, 07:28:00 PM
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Reply #50 on: January 10, 2017, 06:47:07 AM
It took me a while to enjoy insertions, as help is needed to get it just right.  I learned to orgasm with a vibrator, and it still my "go to" for solo sex.
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Reply #51 on: May 17, 2017, 03:49:33 AM
Tastiest part of the human body, especially with natural hair around it. ;D


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Reply #52 on: May 17, 2017, 07:05:06 PM
I'm not a fan of oral sex.  Either most people don't have a clue how to do it or I'm just not sensitive enough to enjoy it. 

It doesn't help that my ex would bite when he got drunk, and that was the only time he wanted to do oral.


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Reply #53 on: May 17, 2017, 08:29:30 PM
As Liz would say, Eeeeewwwww!

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Reply #54 on: May 17, 2017, 09:31:36 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on May 17, 2017, 08:29:30 PM
As Liz would say, Eeeeewwwww!

Hey......I Don't Bite......!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well not always.........
 ;D

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Reply #55 on: May 17, 2017, 10:53:46 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on May 17, 2017, 09:31:36 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on May 17, 2017, 08:29:30 PM
As Liz would say, Eeeeewwwww!

Hey......I Don't Bite......!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well not always.........
 ;D

Love,
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Reply #56 on: May 18, 2017, 03:10:44 AM
"BITE ME".....Vincent......!!!!

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Reply #57 on: May 19, 2017, 06:40:53 AM
Promise not to bite but will suck and toungh your clit till you scream with pleasure. Love to satisfy my women. ;D


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Reply #58 on: May 19, 2017, 06:43:12 AM
Yeah right.  Stay away!


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Reply #59 on: May 22, 2017, 11:20:52 PM
I must confess that I find vagina  fascinating I am sure you all agree I remember the first time I ate some pussy how it made me feel it was and still is incredible One of my very first stories was how I ate my first pussy. It bare a way back in history of KB . May be I will re wright it


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