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Reply #20 on: January 08, 2017, 05:41:45 AM
tongues first then hard cock, then if it's good tongue again, till my lady has cum so much she screams. ;D


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Reply #21 on: January 08, 2017, 05:25:52 PM
Quote from: trapper on January 08, 2017, 05:41:45 AM
tongues first then hard cock, then if it's good tongue again, till my lady has cum so much she screams. ;D

Nice :)


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Reply #22 on: January 08, 2017, 09:49:45 PM
Hairbrushes?  Carrots?  Ketchup bottles?  Yo Vinney.  I think we will be busy for the near future bringing back hard cocks and good tongue to the lovely ladies here.  8)

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Reply #23 on: January 08, 2017, 10:11:13 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on January 08, 2017, 09:49:45 PM
  Carrots? 

A long long long long time ago.    After the boy that took my virginity.    I was peeling potatoes and carrots one day for my mom to make a veg soup and thought, "hmmmm"    I carved one up.   I was afraid of it irritating me so I took a condom out of my sisters purse.    It was too small.   I experimented in the coming months.     Used the same condom over and over and washed it each time.   too funny

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Reply #24 on: January 08, 2017, 10:16:04 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on January 08, 2017, 10:11:13 PM

A long long long long time ago.    After the boy that took my virginity.    I was peeling potatoes and carrots one day for my mom to make a veg soup and thought, "hmmmm"    I carved one up.   I was afraid of it irritating me so I took a condom out of my sisters purse.    It was too small.   I experimented in the coming months.     Used the same condom over and over and washed it each time.   too funny

Thanks, MintJulie.  Now I will not eat or look at another carrot in the same way after that..... ;D

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Reply #25 on: January 08, 2017, 10:17:10 PM
Cucumbers work well....... ;D
Same with bananas......... ;D

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Reply #26 on: January 08, 2017, 10:20:58 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on January 08, 2017, 10:17:10 PM
Cucumbers work well....... ;D
Same with bananas......... ;D

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Hey, now cut that out.  You want me to turn into a strictly meat eater?

Question, Liz.  Is the cucumber a burpless one?  ;D

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Reply #27 on: January 08, 2017, 10:25:43 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on January 08, 2017, 10:20:58 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on January 08, 2017, 10:17:10 PM
Cucumbers work well....... ;D
Same with bananas......... ;D

Love,
Liz


Hey, now cut that out.  You want me to turn into a strictly meat eater?

Question, Liz.  Is the cucumber a burpless one?  ;D


I ddunno, but it made me smile...... ;D

Love,
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Reply #28 on: January 09, 2017, 01:24:45 AM
Quote from: Elizabeth on January 08, 2017, 10:17:10 PM
Cucumbers work well....... ;D
Same with bananas......... ;D

Love,
Liz



Cucumbers...... it was early in my sex play.   I would size them down to a perfect fit, very skinny.    All the cucumbers mom brought home were too big and round.   By the time I peeled them down to a size I was comfortable with, I'd hit seeds.

Bananas.   My mom hated them.    NOT ALLOWED in the house ........ and because of that........or my vagina.  hahaha

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Reply #29 on: January 09, 2017, 10:01:54 AM
What about pineapples...?  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #30 on: January 09, 2017, 04:45:45 PM
Never put those up a vagina

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Reply #31 on: January 09, 2017, 04:50:49 PM
Cucumbers??? OMG
Did you have to serve any of them in the salad?  :D


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Reply #32 on: January 09, 2017, 07:13:08 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on January 09, 2017, 04:45:45 PM
Never put those up a vagina

In my opinion there are only a few things one should put up a vagina.  None of them are vegetables or fruits. Nor are any made of rubber, plastic, metal or glass.  ;D

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Reply #33 on: January 09, 2017, 07:15:49 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on January 09, 2017, 07:13:08 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on January 09, 2017, 04:45:45 PM
Never put those up a vagina

In my opinion there are only a few things one should put up a vagina.  None of them are vegetables or fruits. Nor are any made of rubber, plastic, metal or glass.  ;D



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Reply #34 on: January 09, 2017, 07:22:35 PM
lol.  There are a few women, I am guessing,  who had his "pudding pop" inside them.

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Reply #35 on: January 09, 2017, 07:25:14 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on January 09, 2017, 07:22:35 PM
lol.  There are a few women, I am guessing,  who had his "pudding pop" inside them.

Whether they wanted it or not.


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Reply #36 on: January 09, 2017, 07:28:00 PM
I'll confess to a popsicle.   Too cold.  In and out one time and one time only.   And no, I didn't eat the popsicle after.

Quote from: watcher1 on January 09, 2017, 07:13:08 PM
In my opinion there are only a few things one should put up a vagina.

So Watcher, what are those 'few' things.  In your opinion?

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Reply #37 on: January 09, 2017, 07:30:21 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on January 09, 2017, 07:28:00 PM
I'll confess to a popsicle.   Too cold.  In and out one time and one time only.   And no, I didn't eat the popsicle after.

Quote from: watcher1 on January 09, 2017, 07:13:08 PM
In my opinion there are only a few things one should put up a vagina.

So Watcher, what are those 'few' things.  In your opinion?

Would you like me to show you?  Or just write them here?  ;D

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Reply #38 on: January 09, 2017, 07:32:12 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on January 09, 2017, 07:28:00 PM
I'll confess to a popsicle.   Too cold.  In and out one time and one time only.   And no, I didn't eat the popsicle after.

Quote from: watcher1 on January 09, 2017, 07:13:08 PM
In my opinion there are only a few things one should put up a vagina.

So Watcher, what are those 'few' things.  In your opinion?

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Reply #39 on: January 09, 2017, 07:35:44 PM
Watcher will be holding a symposium today on what he thinks the lovely ladies here at KB should or should not be inserting into their vaginas.  Cocktails after.

I select ChirpingGirl as my demonstrator.

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