So who got laid last night?

[msslave]

WOO to our brother south of the border. Here's to "stinky sicks".

[Writers Bloque]

Last night was not my finer moments.

For the first time in our marriage....

I sent her to the hospital for something other than delivering a baby, or covid, or even when she bruised her tailbone trying to pop a wheelie on our son's dirtbike.

We were hot and heavy into fucking when she started wincing in pain.

I stopped thrusting, but she begged me to finish her off, because she was close to her big O.

She got it, and then started screaming in pain when I pulled out.

Today.

I went to see her over my lunch break.

The Gyno, had this look of pure hatred and disgust when I entered her room.

"You should know better that women are not meant for hardcore marathon fucking."

She started tearing into me, when my wife stopped her, as it was my wife who was extremely horny for some reason.

So they are keeping her for a couple of days to run some tests, but the preliminary diagnosis after an X-ray, and ultrasound is that her cervix is battered, but not fubar. She will have to abstain from sex for a couple of weeks, and they will get back to her when her test results are in.

I sat there with her for half and hour in shame and silence. I could have said no. I could have walked away. But she was so damned sexy when that turned on.

She just stroked my hand and smiled the same smile as she did when we done fucked something up when we were younger, and she knew we were going to be in trouble.

The same smile she had in the car when she told me she was pregnant for the first time.

The same smile she had when we stolen the golf cart from the drunk asshole in our neighborhood who thought a golf cart wont get him a DUI. We drove that thing, until she tried to jump a ditch, failed, and almost broke my arm and leg trying to stop her from getting hurt.

The same smile when our first landlord scolded us for the small kitchen fire when she tried to make fried chicken.

That smile was never a relief, but a promise everything will be fine as long as we are together.

But it felt almost like my dad felt when mom was first hospitalized when her health started to decline.

It Hurt like all fuck.

So when I left her to return to work, at her insistence, she practically kicked me out of her room, because I was crying like a loony fool, I bought her favorite cookies, and her favorite magazines, and after work I will drop them off with some clothes to come home in.

Why the fuck does something so minor as a bruised cervix hurt me more than its hurting her?

[Shiela_M]

My dick was definitely stinky after giving Mrs JBRG 3 introductory smallish orgasms before the BIG ONE. My ego gets a really big boost when I can get her off more than ounce.

 

Woo for the fresh layer of stank!! I guess 😆

I didn't think I'd be getting any yesterday because of all the football, but I guess the bears were off this week, so after the game and just before I left for door county, he came by and gave me an awesome goodbye O!!

[MintJulie]

Dan was happy to get his first bj in quite a while. Strange though, I didn't keep him in my mouth fthrough to the end. When he O'd I took him out and aimed it to the side. On the garage floor.  I I don't know what came over me.
He was quite happy  I was a bit confused by my actions

[Shiela_M]

On the garage floor.

I find your locatu9n more confusing than your actions. I'll do that from time to time, just to see him shoot.

As for, nothing!

Went from having sex 10 days in a row, to nada for the past 7. Thought I might get me some of that sweet sweet D, but it was a no go. He was sleeping on the couch and just not up for anything. So that'll be anything 4 days with nothing but my fingers.
 

[Shiela_M]

Me! I did!! I had sex last night!😁

[MintJulie]

Twice in the last week. Yay. Both times were slow and gentle. My O's were wonderful, lasting what seemed like riding a 2 minute wave of euphoria. Other worldly.

But the absolute best was alone time with no kids at the cottage.  It means we sleep naked. The cuddling was the best. I slept great the whole time. And woke a few times to the smell of coffee.


Woo 3262 for my gf for ringing in November with her man.

[Pornhubby]

I feel like we all got screwed in America last night. 

[staci]

I feel like we all got screwed in America last night. 

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Won't take long to prove true. Move over Shaver.

[ObiDongKenobi]

I feel like we all got screwed in America last night. 

Ukraine might be feeling the same.

[Shiela_M]

Both times were slow and gentle.

It means we sleep naked.

And a Woo right back at you!!

Try to go slow and gentle from time to time, but I get so amped up during, I usually beg for it fast and hard.

Talked to Allan about that ridiculous no nut November crap. He laughed and said maybe if he were younger, he may have tried just to see if he could, but most likely he said he'd probably last a week before he gave in. Since it's just a masturbation thing, he doesn't have to worry about it anymore. Which he is right, I don't like going a week let alone a month without getting me some.

Later in the shower, I decided give him a helping hand. We laughed that a handjob is masturbating with someone else's hand, and I was going to make him fail. We couldnhave watched each other madturbate like MJ and Chris, but I have a difficult time not touching him, so I just got down on my knees and using both hands got him hard as a rock, and stroked using soap. It's quite a sight watching his dick, aimed right at my face, popping in and out of my hands. Soaping and angry looking I kept the same rythm the whole way through. I wanted to suck him so bad, and wanted to play with his boys, but what I was doing was working big time for him. When he said he was going to cum, I told him I wanted it on my face. Keeping eye contact in the shower while he unloaded on my face was a bit difficult, and I did have to close my left eye, but he watched me finish him.

Again, it turns into this bizarre gummy texture, but at least I was able to was it off right away. He hugged me from behind, his still rather hard dick pressing into my lower back as I scrubbed it off my face. Double checking I had to rewash my hair... my own fault...

Maybe next time we trying watching each other. Maybe I'll.see about getting him a flashlight. I would like to see that live for once, and not just a video I get myself off to.

[staci]

you are fantastic. Big Ben who?   

[MintJulie]

Yay.

Watching is fun.  One of my first sexual experiences was a shared watching masturabation session. All of my friends would say how they could never do that for somebody, even their husband. Dan really enjoys watching me, especially with toys.  I don't care too much about watching him. The times I have, I feel odd as the spectator and end up touching him in some way.
The last time we did it, I was resting with my beck against the headboard of the bed. He laid with his back against me and began stroking himself. I had my arms wrapped around him and lightly scratched his chest and kissed his shoulder while whispering in his ear how turned on I was watching him play with himself (little white lie). 
Another time I knelt in front of him on the floor, him in the chair. I lightly scratched the inside of his thighs. He said my added touch added so much to it.

As for facials. I think I've allowed Dan to do it to me 3 times since we've been together. In the shower is a good idea for a quick wash away. Not a favorite thing of mine, but he sure enjoyed it.

Another woo for you, S #3263.   

No nut Nov? What? that doesn't sound fun at all

[Fenderwise]

Both times were slow and gentle.

It means we sleep naked.

And a Woo right back at you!!

Try to go slow and gentle from time to time, but I get so amped up during, I usually beg for it fast and hard.

Talked to Allan about that ridiculous no nut November crap. He laughed and said maybe if he were younger, he may have tried just to see if he could, but most likely he said he'd probably last a week before he gave in. Since it's just a masturbation thing, he doesn't have to worry about it anymore. Which he is right, I don't like going a week let alone a month without getting me some.

Later in the shower, I decided give him a helping hand. We laughed that a handjob is masturbating with someone else's hand, and I was going to make him fail. We couldnhave watched each other madturbate like MJ and Chris, but I have a difficult time not touching him, so I just got down on my knees and using both hands got him hard as a rock, and stroked using soap. It's quite a sight watching his dick, aimed right at my face, popping in and out of my hands. Soaping and angry looking I kept the same rythm the whole way through. I wanted to suck him so bad, and wanted to play with his boys, but what I was doing was working big time for him. When he said he was going to cum, I told him I wanted it on my face. Keeping eye contact in the shower while he unloaded on my face was a bit difficult, and I did have to close my left eye, but he watched me finish him.

Again, it turns into this bizarre gummy texture, but at least I was able to was it off right away. He hugged me from behind, his still rather hard dick pressing into my lower back as I scrubbed it off my face. Double checking I had to rewash my hair... my own fault...

Maybe next time we trying watching each other. Maybe I'll.see about getting him a flashlight. I would like to see that live for once, and not just a video I get myself off to.

I bought a Fleshlight during COVID when I was single. While we were cleaning the basement my wife found it in a box. She started joking around that she didn't know my girlfriend lived downstairs. Within 10 mins we were in the spare bedroom she was watching me use it on myself. It was hot, but no where near as good as sex with her.

[Shiela_M]

Surprisingly I did.

I only say that, because I'm enjoying that oh so wonderful "time of the month" The abdominal aches, the bloating, the random crying at the stupidest things, and my ridiculous craving for Taco Bell.

I was slightly surprised that he kept going after I mentioned it to him.

"I'm a Marine, I don't mind a blood bath."

"Wow, way to sleep me off my feet Romeo, you're such a romantic."

Dispite his... charming vocabulary... it was a pretty good lay.

[Writers Bloque]

Surprisingly I did.

I only say that, because I'm enjoying that oh so wonderful "time of the month" The abdominal aches, the bloating, the random crying at the stupidest things, and my ridiculous craving for Taco Bell.

I was slightly surprised that he kept going after I mentioned it to him.

"I'm a Marine, I don't mind a blood bath."

"Wow, way to sleep me off my feet Romeo, you're such a romantic."

Dispite his... charming vocabulary... it was a pretty good lay.

He deserves a medal. I cannot even look at my wife during her monthlies. Sometimes my existing is the problem, but that is rare. I just go get her a tub of her moose tracks ice cream, give her the remote and order some fried chicken. She has odd cravings for deep fried on hers.

[Shiela_M]

I did not!

We snuggled on the sofa watching netflix and he gave me a kiss wiched turned into a good long make out session. No clothes came off, and no hand stuff happened. We just kissed until we were both out of breath. We held each other until I fell asleep against him.

This morning in the shower however... hair pulling and all!

[Writers Bloque]

I did not!

We snuggled on the sofa watching netflix and he gave me a kiss wiched turned into a good long make out session. No clothes came off, and no hand stuff happened. We just kissed until we were both out of breath. We held each other until I fell asleep against him.

This morning in the shower however... hair pulling and all!

I got laid last night. Had to go shallow thrusting, but wife nearly died from finally getting fucked with a dick. I dicked her down nice and gently.

[msslave]

So glad for you both. Must be hard taking a step back. I'm sure your wife appreciates the show of affection.

Soft and gentle can do the job too.

[Writers Bloque]

So glad for you both. Must be hard taking a step back. I'm sure your wife appreciates the show of affection.

Soft and gentle can do the job too.

Yeah, I mean shes been with me almost all of my life. Yesterday she popped into her doctor's office on her lunch, and she checked her out. Still a tiny bit of bruised, but her doctor gave her the green light to fuck. In your youth Msslave, has your missus ever yelled your name to just pounce on you in her birthday suit? I was a bit taken aback as to what I should do, so I did as she wanted. Why do ladies do that? Doesn't she know the bed cant take much more, and its less than a year old?