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Reply #2840 on: September 09, 2024, 06:54:35 PM
Not me!!!😤

Apparently he had too much to drink last night and slept at his parents house. So hung over, he called in sick. The growler is NOT happy.

Watcher knows how to make your growler happy... 8) :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2841 on: September 09, 2024, 09:23:15 PM
Not me!!!😤

Apparently he had too much to drink last night and slept at his parents house. So hung over, he called in sick. The growler is NOT happy.

Watcher knows how to make your growler happy... 8) :emot_kiss:

Hmmm🤔 Of course knowing and doing are two different things. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #2842 on: September 10, 2024, 02:50:51 AM
Not me!!!😤

Apparently he had too much to drink last night and slept at his parents house. So hung over, he called in sick. The growler is NOT happy.

Watcher knows how to make your growler happy... 8) :emot_kiss:

Hmmm🤔 Of course knowing and doing are two different things. :emot_laughing:

True. I should have said I still remember how... ;D. But I am sure Shiela would get me up to par very quickly.

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Reply #2843 on: September 10, 2024, 10:25:39 PM
Been a good say for the growler, and her friends.

Last night he felt bad for leaving me alone, and went full beast mode with nothing more than his mouth and fingers. He would stop every so often to tell me to let him know what I wanted. Ever other time I would tell him I wanted his dick inside me. He would just say, "this is all you," and then he would just go back to licking and sucking on the growler. After a few more times of me saying I wanted him inside me, he went and got the toy he got us, and just used that to penetrate me. It was no where near as good as his dick, but it got me there with a thunderous applause from the growler. I will say it would be in top ten orgasm range if I kept track.

This morning he woke me up by sliding his hand down my panties and violating me is so many good ways. We made out while he fingered me, and I played around in his shorts. We got riled up enough to take it further, but I said we should have pur fun in the shower. I could not control myself, and despite the... morning odors... I was on my knees doing my best with mouth and hand, while the water got nice and hot. When we got in, I immediately turned around and bent over grabbing the water spout. He dove straight in. We did have a slight pause to adjust water temp, because it did get a little too hot. Then we were right back at it. I'm forever grateful that he now get silicone based lube. Because he used to just get water based, but that washes off much quicker in the shower, and if your going to go diving in my butt, I want as much lube for as long as possible. It was steamy, literally, and hot, and it her ever single button I needed pushed.

The he pops over at lunch for a delightful, pound town quickie. The control he took of me was so friggin hot. Very few words, and the ones he did use were commands. Turn around, don't talk, bend over!! I loved it. He was in and going to town, and I did what I was supposed to, and just took it. The only times I moved was when he told me to.

It was all wonderful!!!



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Reply #2844 on: September 11, 2024, 06:10:14 AM
Been a good say for the growler, and her friends.

Last night he felt bad for leaving me alone, and went full beast mode with nothing more than his mouth and fingers. He would stop every so often to tell me to let him know what I wanted. Ever other time I would tell him I wanted his dick inside me. He would just say, "this is all you," and then he would just go back to licking and sucking on the growler. After a few more times of me saying I wanted him inside me, he went and got the toy he got us, and just used that to penetrate me. It was no where near as good as his dick, but it got me there with a thunderous applause from the growler. I will say it would be in top ten orgasm range if I kept track.

This morning he woke me up by sliding his hand down my panties and violating me is so many good ways. We made out while he fingered me, and I played around in his shorts. We got riled up enough to take it further, but I said we should have pur fun in the shower. I could not control myself, and despite the... morning odors... I was on my knees doing my best with mouth and hand, while the water got nice and hot. When we got in, I immediately turned around and bent over grabbing the water spout. He dove straight in. We did have a slight pause to adjust water temp, because it did get a little too hot. Then we were right back at it. I'm forever grateful that he now get silicone based lube. Because he used to just get water based, but that washes off much quicker in the shower, and if your going to go diving in my butt, I want as much lube for as long as possible. It was steamy, literally, and hot, and it her ever single button I needed pushed.

The he pops over at lunch for a delightful, pound town quickie. The control he took of me was so friggin hot. Very few words, and the ones he did use were commands. Turn around, don't talk, bend over!! I loved it. He was in and going to town, and I did what I was supposed to, and just took it. The only times I moved was when he told me to.

It was all wonderful!!!
WOW! Good for you Shiela! You go girl!
And here I was gonna share how happy I was for getting a really good blow job, but that's kinda lame considering your exploits. OK, and it was from two guys, but hey. give me a good grower anytime!



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Reply #2845 on: September 11, 2024, 02:42:55 PM
WOO 3247. And the hits just keep cuming...er, coming.

Glad he's giving the Growler the attention She deserves.
And of course you obey so well.
Guess you earned another "Good Girl* award.
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Reply #2846 on: September 12, 2024, 02:51:16 PM
The Growler does not stay hungry for long.... ;D :emot_kiss:

Blue-Eyes - Congrats on getting a blow job!!  8)

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Reply #2847 on: September 17, 2024, 02:11:09 AM
My wife told me to go shower. Apparently, my dick smelled like lady parts. ;D

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Reply #2848 on: September 17, 2024, 02:34:09 AM
Big WOO heading South of the border. Personally I enjoyed the smell of lady parts but tastes vary ;D

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Reply #2849 on: September 25, 2024, 04:37:28 PM
The stars must have aligned with Jupiter or something because the Mrs initiated some fun stuff last night. I slept like a baby after.  8)

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Reply #2850 on: September 25, 2024, 04:56:10 PM
Holy cow!  Big WOO  #1694.

With all you've been through the last few months you deserve a fist full of WOOs. The whole Universe was in alignment. WOO to wife too. She did a great job.

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Reply #2851 on: September 27, 2024, 04:03:49 PM
I'm a few days late, but Woo, for getting it on with the Mrs!!

As I posted in WMMD, we got that Gaming chair quite nasty. He had shut the AC off since it's getting cooler, but it almost hit 80 yesterday, and we got really sweaty. If you had seen us after, you'd think we'd just came out of a sauna. He look so good sitting back in the chair hands behind his head, all naked and sweaty. I'd have climbed back in his lap for more if I knew he'd be able to get him back up, but he was looking quite spent.



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Reply #2852 on: October 03, 2024, 08:08:59 PM
He was playing his shooting game with his buddies, and I was playing on the floor with OUR baby girl. I was on my knees bent over facing away from him, and he started tossing things at me, hitting me in the butt. I turned and told him to knock it off, and he said, "I want that".

Yes sir, don't need to tell me twice!!

I stood, removed by bottoms, and straddled his face. He needs to slide down just a bit to really get his mouth in their, but the man makes it work. I always want to lift my leg and get more into it, but I don't trust me being on only one foor while he's making out with the Growler.

If the creator's didn't want it kissed, it wouldn't have lips on it.😂

He licked and sucked, and got a couple fingers working as well. Whenever he penetrates. I always fold in half. To me nothing is better than being stretched and filled with the heat of man. He knows it's coming too, because he thinks it's cute with I hug his head when he does it. Grip his hair and lean into him.

Normally when he's ready for something else, he pushes me back gently and we go from there. This time he didn't. He grip one buttcheek, and pushed with the other hand. He wanted me to turn around.

He smacked by butt, and said, "I want that side"

As hot as that was, and as much as I wanted it, my mind went into freak out panic mode. It was a busy day, I was sweating and.... don't judge me, I'm clean, but when your not expecting to have your ass eaten, you just kinda overthink it all. My brain didn't let me lean back, but that didn't stop him from pushing his face in.

If you have never had your butt get a good tongue bath, I highly recommend it. What mad it better was he kept working fingers on the Growler. It was an amazing sensation, but not one that would ever give me an orgasm no matter how much I wished it would. Climaxing with a tongue in my butt is now on my bucket list.

Since he's doing that, I might as well do something too, so usinf me flexibility and cheerleading skills, i bent over, and fished his dick out of the leg of his shorts, and  took him in my mouth. I did my best, but I'm not THAT flexible anymore, so it was mostly a handjob.

When it was time to get to the really good stuff, he had me go grab the lube, and after a good layer all over him, and me butt, I sat down. I wished I had grabbed the toy he had gotten, but his fingers were doing well enough. I was just on the verge of my O when he came. I climbed off him, and went to the bathroom. Cleanup, and then just climbed into his lap for some snuggles. He started playing his game again, and I soon went and laid down in bed with baby girl (it's what I call Kindie his dog)

He made sure I got my O this morning in the shower. After some doggystyle action.



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Reply #2853 on: October 03, 2024, 09:48:40 PM

If you have never had your butt get a good tongue bath, I highly recommend it. What made it better was he kept working fingers on the Growler.


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Reply #2854 on: October 03, 2024, 10:49:02 PM
WOO

Back when I was still seeing Paul I'd call when on the way ov. That was his cue to jump in the shower and wash real  good.

When I got there he'd be all clean and fresh for me. I think he loved being rimmed more than having his little sick sucked.

Fun times.

BTW, I'm guessing the mic was off when the fun started.  ;D  That's still one of my favorite stories.

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Reply #2855 on: October 05, 2024, 06:14:49 PM
About 2 in the A of M.

Another one of those, "you're awake, I'm awake, ya wanna?" Situations.

I woke up, and he was watching something on his phone again. A little part of me hoped it was porn
I'm kinda curious of what he likes to do his business to. Anyways, it wasn't, so I nudged him, and asked if he had gotten any sleep. He said he did for a while, but got up to use the bathroom, and couldn't fall back to sleep. It happens to him quite a lot, i just usually sleep through it, or I'm sleeping at my apartment. When I do wake up, and he is, I climb on top and help him get those 💤 he needs. This time however, he got on top. He held my legs up and open and did what he wanted. That was fine with me, I got to leave my head on my pillow, and even though I didn't have an O, it's still amazing seeing and feeling when he does.

Not sure if he got anymore sleep, he was awake when I fell back to sleep, and was up making coffee when I woke up. As for me? I slept AMAZINGLY!!



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Reply #2856 on: October 06, 2024, 12:55:41 AM
Best sleep medication ever.

Have you two talked about the economic benefits of one apartment?

After all you have a ring 💍😘

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Reply #2857 on: October 06, 2024, 03:50:58 PM
We have, and we like having the apartment. Sure it's an expense, but it is also a convenience. My apartment is 10 minutes from just about everything in town. His house is another half hour drive.



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Reply #2858 on: October 06, 2024, 05:10:54 PM
About 2 in the A of M.

Another one of those, "you're awake, I'm awake, ya wanna?" Situations.

I woke up, and he was watching something on his phone again. A little part of me hoped it was porn
I'm kinda curious of what he likes to do his business to. Anyways, it wasn't, so I nudged him, and asked if he had gotten any sleep. He said he did for a while, but got up to use the bathroom, and couldn't fall back to sleep. It happens to him quite a lot, i just usually sleep through it, or I'm sleeping at my apartment. When I do wake up, and he is, I climb on top and help him get those 💤 he needs. This time however, he got on top. He held my legs up and open and did what he wanted. That was fine with me, I got to leave my head on my pillow, and even though I didn't have an O, it's still amazing seeing and feeling when he does.

Not sure if he got anymore sleep, he was awake when I fell back to sleep, and was up making coffee when I woke up. As for me? I slept AMAZINGLY!!

Hmm, if not watching porn on his phone during the night, what could he be watching?  Especially with you right next to him?  Love the legs up and open part.... 8) :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2859 on: October 21, 2024, 08:20:09 PM
My dick was definitely stinky after giving Mrs JBRG 3 introductory smallish orgasms before the BIG ONE. My ego gets a really big boost when I can get her off more than ounce.

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