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Reply #2780 on: June 03, 2024, 09:59:42 PM
Well I see some took Jules threat seriously..I did have my finger poised over the BOO button. I just couldn't do it.

Faking an O is not BOOable IMHO. If Dan was fooled then no harm no foul.

Maybe he'll try harder next time. Tonight???? ;D :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2781 on: June 03, 2024, 10:03:48 PM
I did.  It was kind of boring though, well really boring.  I faked my O.  I feel guilty.

I deserve some boo's, pile them on.  I'm at 23 boos,  and expect to be to 26 before I log back in tonight.  If I'm not at 26 or more, I'm booing 5 random people.  Get booing.

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Reply #2782 on: June 04, 2024, 02:53:52 PM
My lovely wife whispered my favorite three words last night - wanna fool around?  Three words I haven't heard in a long time, mainly due to my ongoing physical issues. It was an hour of foreplay and lovemaking that was long overdue. Lil Ricky stayed up for most of the night, I am proud to say.. 8) 8)

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Reply #2783 on: June 04, 2024, 03:19:18 PM
Well done Rick. You guys have been through a lot these past few months. This was happy news to here.

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Reply #2784 on: June 05, 2024, 03:28:00 AM
Well I see some took Jules threat seriously..

Interestingly, we installed a program that detects bullshit boos.  If they're not warranted, they get taken back. Seeing that it has reset from 26 to 23, the program must work.  Interesting, I didn't think it would.

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Reply #2785 on: June 05, 2024, 03:55:12 AM
Was that the BS meter we tried out? Had my doubts that the Boo Sensor would work that well. I never thought you deserved those extra  BOOs. Three cheers for the BS meter. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #2786 on: June 05, 2024, 01:56:53 PM
I did.  Dan did very well last night.  Big improvement from the other night.  Huge!

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Reply #2787 on: June 05, 2024, 08:18:19 PM
Caught the wife poking around the kit car mock up, she was trying to figure out where I was in the build, so she can put some of her elbow grease in it. The engine is in, and firewall. Most of the electrical is in, still have to do the fuse box and ignition. She looked so damned hot with a bandana on, her scuzzy old overalls, and nothing else. She was intently looking over the engine and at her phone as she was trying to be a youtube mechanic. So I snuck up on her, and whispered in her ear, "Wanna learn to install spark plugs?" I had just bought a new set, since the ones that came with the engine were fouled. I was kind of a Ghost Moment, with me holding her hands as she held the wrench and learned to install spark plugs. The bump and grinding was a bit too much for us, and it turned into me taking her from behind as we never finished putting in the spark plugs... Fortunately she was called and told she would be needed later, as it was time for her to go to work normally. Grease monkey sex is really fucking hot, not going to lie. Especially when she actually wants to learn.

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Reply #2788 on: June 05, 2024, 09:18:27 PM
Sounds like much was taught. Things sound like they were definitely sparking. Who knew installing spark plugs could lead to so many other sparks being created. ;D

I'm going to WOO this also. Sorry about the delay in getting the plugs in. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #2789 on: June 05, 2024, 09:29:36 PM
Sounds like much was taught. Things sound like they were definitely sparking. Who knew installing spark plugs could lead to so many other sparks being created. ;D

I'm going to WOO this also. Sorry about the delay in getting the plugs in. :emot_laughing:

Its no big deal, somethings did get plugged so no harm, no foul. Besides I need to get a new steering wheel and ignition as the diagram for wiring it is no where close to what I have. Its getting a bit much but I just do 1 thing on it at a time, so I am not overwhelmed with it. Wife knows some mechanics, since her dad taught her a bit, and my dad taught her some more. She can change he own oil, and all, even change a tire. But I think she likes to watch me sweat. The fuse box is a pain in the ass, as it BARELY fits where it should with little room for error and thats whats driving me bonkers.

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Reply #2790 on: June 05, 2024, 09:39:30 PM
You know what they say. If something doesn't fit get a bigger hammer.  ;D

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Reply #2791 on: June 06, 2024, 10:36:44 PM
Woo to all those who got lucky the last couple days.

I've never had grease monkey sex, as the smell of those fluids is quite the turnoff, and also that if I do do any work on my cat instead of just paying someone to do it, I'm either with my dad or brother. I can change a tire, change the oil, and twice I've replaced brake pads and rotor. Once with dad, and once with both dad and Jason.



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Reply #2792 on: June 07, 2024, 04:23:40 AM
Woo to all those who got lucky the last couple days.

I've never had grease monkey sex, as the smell of those fluids is quite the turnoff, and also that if I do do any work on my cat instead of just paying someone to do it, I'm either with my dad or brother. I can change a tire, change the oil, and twice I've replaced brake pads and rotor. Once with dad, and once with both dad and Jason.

My wife grew up in the Grease. But I like showing her things. I know shes probably not really interested, but sometimes having her in the garage is a comfort, even if we don't say more than what tool we need to each other. I mean there was not any fluids coming from the engine, except a little grease, but plenty of fluids coming from us. I have always found lady grease monkeys hot as all hell. She also can decently repair push mower engines too. She got the blade unstuck, when it wasn't stuck but had a hidden lock bolt keeping it in place. But yeah, grease monkey sex isnt for everyone, but sometimes its more fun than bed sex.

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Reply #2793 on: June 08, 2024, 06:29:55 PM
Put the gaming chair through it's rounds last night. I got him talking, and it made it so much better. I could tell he was struggling to just let things out at first, but when I started getting more vulgar, he replied in kind, and had him repeating the best two words he could say to me all the way through the end!



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Reply #2794 on: June 08, 2024, 07:17:58 PM
,WOO. #2980

Let me guess. Those two words were, "GOOD GIRL!"  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #2795 on: June 08, 2024, 08:08:53 PM
Put the gaming chair through it's rounds last night. I got him talking, and it made it so much better. I could tell he was struggling to just let things out at first, but when I started getting more vulgar, he replied in kind, and had him repeating the best two words he could say to me all the way through the end!

Mmmm, getting more vulgar?  WOO!!  8)

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Reply #2796 on: June 08, 2024, 09:10:35 PM
,WOO. #2980

Let me guess. Those two words were, "GOOD GIRL!"  :emot_kiss:



Mmmm, getting more vulgar?  WOO!!  8)

Oh yes! I get like that from time to time, but he's usually quiet, but he was saying a lot. I was surprised how much he said last time, but last night put that to shame.
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Reply #2797 on: June 09, 2024, 06:52:07 PM

Call me a cow girl.

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Reply #2798 on: June 10, 2024, 01:22:26 PM


Julie...

You're a cow girl.  :emot_kiss:




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Reply #2799 on: June 20, 2024, 08:25:57 PM
Oh my GOD!!!

He seemed a bit distant the last couple day's. He wasnt ghosting me or anything, but it seemed like he spent the whole time we were together in deep thought.

I'm gonna just cut straight to it.

He was on top of me, and we were making out pretty hardcore on the sofa. Kissing, groping and grinding on each other. He was unbelievably hard under those shorts. When I started tugging on them, he got up and all but lifted me off the sofa. I was so turned on, I wanted to run to the bedroom of we weren't going to do it on the sofa.

I took my shirt off, and when I went for my pants he pushed me onto the bed. My legs off the edge, he grabbed my pants and finished removing them for me, and then got on his knees between my legs. He got his mouth and fingers working immediately. And let me tell you, "the shocker" isn't just for jokes people. It wasnt right away, but he kept going over it with a finger or thumb. Teasing it I guess you could say. I was ready for it when he did finally slide a digit in. I could tell it wasnt his thumb, but didnt realize it was his pinky, until he slide more fingers in the growler... tongue still going crazy on my button... Oh My God!!!
I had a few more vulgar words fall out of my mouth, but it all meant the same!

He stopped before I found my O, which is fine, I prefer to do that when he's inside me. When he did stop and stood, he pulled down his shots, and after a little struggling I was able to sit home and reach for him so I could go down on him. I just barely grabbed him when he gripped my wrist, and gently pulled my arm telling me to turn around. Love it when he gets like this, and I dont hesitate or talk, I just do what he wants. I wanted him so bad, I would have agreed to damn near anything without hesitation.

I turned to crawl on the bed, but he put his hand in my back an pushed me down. I was laying on the bed, but my legs still off the edge. He immediately grabbed my butt in one hand opening me up before rubbing himself against the heavily drooling growler. Just a few quick rubs and then a few slow thrusts before he was all in me. As soon as his hips touched my butt cheeks, he laid down on top of me. His weight holding me down, his hips still working grinding swirling thrusting is small delicious circles, and he was so damn hard... too hard..? Wondering if he took a pill kinda hard.

"I've been doing so reading."

An odd statement for what we were doing, but ok. If hes reading sex books or something and its lead here, you'll hear no complaints from me.

"You really do tell them everything"

I had a flash of nervousness, but he was still going, and there was no anger or a hint of jealousy that I could tell, but the idea he's been coming here and reading my posts, definitely made me nervous, but what he said next made me relax with smiles and giggles.

"I'm gonna give you something the write about"

He scooped up every bit of hair on my head and pulled. He put his other hand on my lower back and held me there. My head came back forcing my mouth open. My necked was craned. He started thrusting but not what I expected from how forceful he was being. We didnt go to pound town, but he was thrusting deep. He'd thrust few times, and the work some deep hard circles, and the thrust some more. I held myself up as best I could to help take some of the pressure off my neck so I could swallow but between the thrusts, and the hand on my back, it didnt do much. To close my mouth and swallow pulled at my throat, but I had to swallow it choke on my own spit.

When Indid cough a couple times because of my saliva, he let go of my hair. My head felt light and tingling. It felt like my neck wants to bend forward. He laid down on top of me again, and told me how good I felt. I much he loved me, and how much he loved f*cking me. How I was his good girl!!

"Oh yes yes yes god f*cking yes, I want to be your good girl." The only thing that would have made it better was if we both came at that moment. I imagine that is what heaven is like.

Getting off me grabbed my hips and started thrusting. It wasnt rough or pound town, but it was steady and still forceful. He had taken a pill and that rock solid mass he was using felt so damn good, and no I'm not just saying it because he may read this. I didnt need to rub my clit, or anything. He was just going at a steady pace, that it took me over the edge. Surprisingly he was a heartbeat behind me. I thought for sure he was ready to go an hour longer.

Cleaned up and climbed unto the bed. He was staying hard for a while after, and asked if he was doing ok. He was doing great. I played with him for a bit, and asked if I could put it to use. He told me to climb in, and so I did. About 5 minutes into grinding on him. My fingers working my clit while he was digging deep I hit a second wonderful orgasm. He stayed hard for a few minutes after that while we talked about his visit here.

No he did not create a profile. He read more than just my posts. He's not a fan of the flirting, but I told him it's what comes with the site, he gave me some boundaries, but I dont think I've ever crossed them so far, so I'm feeling safe still.  I did joke about saying things like "hes a sex god!!" "Nobody has ever f*cked me as good as he does" "if he ever leaves me my sex life might as well be over, because there is no way any other man could compare."

It is true that will be a night I wont soon forget.