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Reply #2720 on: March 22, 2024, 08:27:29 PM
I do sunbathe alot, and I know they've all seen me laying out in bikinis, but I've done a few things where some may have seen more of me than should have.

Somtimes when I lay out, I'll turn my chaise lounger so my feet are towards the road. My legs spread a little too far apart, pretend to read, and count how many cars slow down. Not a high traffic area, and I have not done it in a while, but record 7. Maybe if my building were closer to the road, I'd have hit double digits.

That is fucking woo-able. something I would do. good girl

I love the expression " fucking woo-able" !!!! That, my love is going into my vocabulary :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2721 on: March 23, 2024, 12:56:40 AM
Has any car that was driving by ever actually stopped to have a good look at what you showing



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Reply #2722 on: March 23, 2024, 02:57:06 AM
Went out to dinner tonight with our next door neighbors..(our treat) They help us out so much, lawn mowing, snow shoveling and just keeping an eye on the old folks next door.

Went to a small local bar that serves delicious walleye fish dinner on Fridays. It's a small place and even tho' we got there half hour after they opened (4:30) all the tables were full.

A couple was sitting right by where we were standing at a table for four and they offered us their table and moved to the bar. We settled in gave our orders and we're chatting away when my wife was asking the waitress something. I asked what was going on. Wife wanted to know what the two who gave us their table were drinking.

They were each having beer so wife asked waitress to give them each one as thanks for giving up their table. They returned their thanks and said they were happy to do it

Our usual great fish dinner with good conversation was a great day maker.


EDIT: NO! I did not get laid even tho' I was with three lovely women. Not sure how I posted in this topic.
Mods, please move to What Made My Day.

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Reply #2723 on: March 25, 2024, 06:30:44 PM

EDIT: NO! I did not get laid even tho' I was with three lovely women. Not sure how I posted in this topic.
Mods, please move to What Made My Day.


You smelled like walleye. We will have to verify.

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Reply #2724 on: March 25, 2024, 06:32:29 PM
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Reply #2725 on: March 25, 2024, 08:05:15 PM
She broke me. Again  ;D

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Reply #2726 on: March 25, 2024, 08:08:09 PM
Poor guy

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Reply #2727 on: March 25, 2024, 09:15:35 PM
Poor guy

Yeah but , how do we get the smile off his face !!

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Reply #2728 on: March 31, 2024, 12:27:08 AM
Allan's brother is visiting from Iowa, and he brought his girlfriend. They usually sleep at his parents house, which had a very nice guest bedroom, but last night, they crashed at Allan's after a good night of drinks and partying.

I'm just gonna cut to it. I was feeling very frisky and wanted some deep loving, but he wasn't feeling it because they were in the next room. Naked and in my knees near his side of the bed, I literally begged him for it. He joked and teased, and I kept my hands reaching for him. It was rehashing to see him playful about it. I worried he'd get mad or irritated, but he laughed while I tried to get a hold of him. I was giggling and was getting pretty loud about it, and that's when he got a little more serious. I had to be quiet.

He sat on the edge of the bed, I stayed on my knees and did the best I could with mouth and hand. I would put a little teeth on him just to get him to jump. He knew what I was doing it for, so he wasnt going to get loud or anything. When I started playing with his boys and sucking on them, that's when he got a little louder. He gasped and swore, when I licked and sucked on his taint. I've done that once before, and never thought I'd do it again. I got a little carried away, and wanted to get his reaction out of it. I'd be lying if I said it wasnt pleasing to hear him, and feel that shake. After that, I went back to making out with his boys. I may do it again in the future.

When he started whispering how badly he wanted to fuck me, I got up and climbed on top of him. I was so turned on i slid right it. That initial stretch was quick and very easy to get over. I was still adjusting when I started riding him hard. He wanted to thrust, but because his legs were off the side of the bed, he had zero control. I was grinding on him hard, and hitting an O in no time.

I may have been a little too loud... exaggerated some moans... he was getting a little upset about it, but he wasnt going to stop now that we were going good. So after a few quick commands and some forceful hands, I was on my back on the edge of the bed, and he went straight to pound town. He found out quite quickly that was counterproductive to me being quiet.

His words said he was getting mad, but that smile on his face, and the fact his hips never stopped moving, said he was enjoying it as much as I was. I didnt want to anger him in earnest, I just wanted him to grab me by the neck and tell me to be quiet. Hes grabbed me before, but I dont think hes fully comfortable with it. I would have told him then, but I was just too into it to make it a teachable moment lol. I quieted down, and he hit his rhythm, and was flooding me soon enough. He was laughing while he came, and it was the most wonderful of moments.

We laughed and joked about whether or not they had heard us, and we found out the next morning that his brother had fallen asleep very quickly, but his girlfriend was messing around in her phone, and heard as much as she needed to. I pretended to be embarrased, but in reality, I just wanted to have sex with Allan right then and there. I'm still turned on by it.
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Reply #2729 on: March 31, 2024, 04:47:01 AM
WOO X 500

Good.lord young lady. Your playful games know no end.
I continue to enjoy your adventures.

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Reply #2730 on: April 10, 2024, 05:22:20 AM

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Reply #2731 on: April 12, 2024, 10:02:43 PM
Had a 3some last night with my girlfriend and a friend ours.

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Reply #2732 on: April 12, 2024, 10:14:52 PM
I heard that tongues were wagging. :facepalm:
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Reply #2733 on: April 19, 2024, 10:17:14 PM
I had just logged off of here about 1:00pm today and told Dan I was taking a shower. He asked if he could join me. Knowing where it might lead, I agreed.  I'm still a little weak from my recent sickness, but am strong enough for sex. And, it has been almost 4 weeks since the last.

I stood under the hot water while he gently washed me. Generous amounts of Johnsons Baby Wash on my loofah.  I just took it all in. I was surprised he didn't try and take it further. Granted, he did take extra time washing all of my girly bits.

Post shower I was drying off as he continued showering.  I wrapped my hair in a towel as he washed. Then I started applying lotion to my body. I looked over at him through the glass door and he had taken himself in his hands and was slowly masturbating while watching me.

"Well, don't waste it. Come and get it if you want."

"You're strong enough?"

I told him I'll be on the bed waiting.

30 seconds later he joined me on the bed.  He got his head between my legs and was kissing and licking me in no time.  At one point he lifted my legs and kept lifting until my knees were next to my head, my sex was pointing at the ceiling. Dan's tongue got busy again. Each time I was close, he would back off. He did this 3 times. I begged him to just f* me. But he was content with using his mouth on me.  The last time, just as I was about to cum, he backed off, then his finger gently rubbed my clitoris.  He held me open with two fingers from his other hand and just as my O hit, he removed his hand.  I could feel my self pulsing there, uncontrollably my sex spasmed between my spread lips. He watched it all just inches away. The amount of fluids that seeped from me was A LOT. It was soon dripping down on my chest.  Like a stream of it for a number of seconds. His thumb on my clitoris seemed to reset everything and my O took on another burst of energy.  More liquids poured out as my sex continued to pulse and spasm.  It was only a minute, but it was a fantastic minute. 

Dan helped lower my legs and I suddenly felt like I was crippled.  My back hurt, my legs hurt, my ribs hurt.  He picked me up and carried me back into the shower, helping me onto the little corner bench.  He got the hot water going and directed it right on me.  I slowly recovered over the next few minutes from one of the strongest O's I've had in years.  Wow. 

I'm fully recovered now 2+ hours later. I was thinking the poor guy has been without for a while and was going to return the favor with a b.j., but the little one should be coming in from school at any time.  Maybe he'll get lucky tonight.
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Reply #2734 on: April 19, 2024, 11:43:49 PM
"Well, don't waste it. Come and get it if you want."

When you've got no energy for teasing!

Woo!



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Reply #2735 on: April 19, 2024, 11:45:26 PM
Wonderful Jules. Puts a whole new spin on the old  Elvis song "Fountain of Love". Looking forward to Chapter 2.

Oh.yes. WOO!

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Reply #2736 on: April 20, 2024, 04:41:25 PM


Nothing like sex to make the body good.... ;D ;D  WOO!  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2737 on: April 23, 2024, 05:57:15 PM
Went out to eat last night, and ran into one of his marine buddies and wife. We had a good time, and the drinks were flowing pretty well. On the way home he pulled over into a small business parking lot. He got out walked around the truck, opened the passenger door, stopped my pants to my ankles, but since I still had shoes on, my pants just bunched there. He put my legs over his shoulders, and went down on me for quite a long time. With the help of a couple fingers, he took me all the way to the finish line. He swung my legs back into the truck, and closed the door.

I wasnt allowed to give him any road head, and I was getting quite antsy to have him when we got home. I joked about leaving my pants around my ankles as we walk up the the house, but that would just be stupid. Funny, but stupid. We never made it to the bedroom, and barely made it to the sofa. I'd have riden him the front yard if I had my way.



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Reply #2738 on: April 23, 2024, 06:27:00 PM
You guys are going unstoppable. ;D Loved it.

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Reply #2739 on: April 23, 2024, 07:34:18 PM
Ah, road head. Just memories now.....

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