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Reply #2480 on: September 05, 2023, 03:20:56 PM
Definitely getting a Woo for that one.

I can't do facials in the shower, because it really skeeves me out when water hits his cum. It turns into the gelatinous like glue. Like that glue stuff that holds a credit/debit card to the paper.

Well, you have a healthy, volume producing, young man.  Dan isn't spraying me down with a water hose by any means.  It slips right away and the washcloth had it wiped off in a second.



I don't mind letting him finish in my mouth, in fact 99% of the time that's the way it plays out.  But when in the shower, it's inevitable that there is water in my mouth.  Those two at the same time just grosses me out. I can't swallow that. I think mainly it's the whole warm water thing.  blech.

One thing I didn't mention was his soapy hands.  He was doing my back with my loofah. His hand wandered south and a soapy finger found my rear entrance.  He didn't enter, but rub his finger back and forth across the opening.  It felt so good that I bent over allowing him better access. 

I didn't mention that he took me to happy land with his tongue once we were in bed.

And thank you for the woo's.  Too kind.
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Reply #2481 on: September 05, 2023, 05:56:23 PM

He was doing my back with my loofah. His hand wandered south and a soapy finger found my rear entrance.  He didn't enter, but rub his finger back and forth across the opening.  It felt so good that I bent over allowing him better access. 


Caddyshack…  :emot_laughing:




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Reply #2482 on: September 06, 2023, 07:44:55 PM
Definitely getting a Woo for that one.

I can't do facials in the shower, because it really skeeves me out when water hits his cum. It turns into the gelatinous like glue. Like that glue stuff that holds a credit/debit card to the paper.

Well, you have a healthy, volume producing, young man.  Dan isn't spraying me down with a water hose by any means.  It slips right away and the washcloth had it wiped off in a second.

I don't mind letting him finish in my mouth, in fact 99% of the time that's the way it plays out.  But when in the shower, it's inevitable that there is water in my mouth.  Those two at the same time just grosses me out. I can't swallow that. I think mainly it's the whole warm water thing.  blech.

One thing I didn't mention was his soapy hands.  He was doing my back with my loofah. His hand wandered south and a soapy finger found my rear entrance.  He didn't enter, but rub his finger back and forth across the opening.  It felt so good that I bent over allowing him better access. 

I didn't mention that he took me to happy land with his tongue once we were in bed.

And thank you for the woo's.  Too kind.

Woos for both of you.   :sign_a+:

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Reply #2483 on: September 07, 2023, 03:15:04 AM

Caddyshack…  :emot_laughing:


With as often as this played in our house, due to my sister and daddy's love of golf, I do not remember this seen. 
Don't you have a loofah Toe.   Even Dan has his own in our shower now.  He experienced mine and fell in love with it.  He sent me a funny video a year ago about them, I have to see if I can find it. 

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Reply #2484 on: September 07, 2023, 03:18:14 PM
We were expecting a stormy and thunder night from 11:00 until 1:00am.   So I made sure we were in bed by 11 in hopes the thunder could mask the noise we wanted to make.   
No thunder, no lightning.
But we still made love.  Slow and tender. He sitting with his back to the headboard, me straddling facing him. Him sucking and licking my boobs pretty much the entire time to the point my nipples are still sore 9 hours later.  And a little hickey on one. 

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Reply #2485 on: September 07, 2023, 03:37:59 PM
I enjoyed hearing about you guys settling for a slow and tender session. Those can be great. Sorry about your boobies getting over worked tho'. You've posted them a few times.so I can understand Dan's attraction.

Anyway I gave you a WOO since it was a lovely departure from some of the wild stories you've posted. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2486 on: September 07, 2023, 04:00:50 PM
I too was looking for some fun with a little thunder, but it hardly even rained most of the day. Anyways, I had my thoughts, he had other ideas, and nothing happened. So no, I did not get laid last night.

You get a Woo even though there is a bit of jealousy behind it.



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Reply #2487 on: September 08, 2023, 02:36:30 PM

Then we're going to celebrate the LIONS upset of the Chiefs.  He's gettin crazy wild stuff tonight!


Lions win against the Super Bowl champions, so we were in a celebratory mood. 

I was already in a lace teddy and my robe when he walked in.  As I removed the robe to give him a look at what I was wearing, I  told him to join me in the bedroom, that I would be waiting.  Then sat a purple pill  next to his toothbrush on the bathroom counter.

2 hours later we were both exhausted.

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Reply #2488 on: September 08, 2023, 03:11:32 PM
 ;D It's true ... victory is sweet. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2489 on: September 08, 2023, 05:39:56 PM
Glad you enjoyed your night.

Not even my shower buddy was wanting any of this. Fell off the shower wall twice, so I just knocked it out manually and went to bed still a bit irritated.



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Reply #2490 on: September 08, 2023, 06:29:25 PM
Dang... when your shower buddy let's you down that's bad.

There's no blue pill for those guys. ;D :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2491 on: September 09, 2023, 06:55:21 PM
Made an absolute mess of the gaming chair. May take some time to dry off.



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Reply #2492 on: September 09, 2023, 08:56:31 PM
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Reply #2493 on: September 09, 2023, 11:25:18 PM
Woo 2415 to the chair sex!

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Reply #2494 on: September 10, 2023, 12:41:35 AM
I have a pervy fantasy about making a lovely little Asian maid lick the sex chair clean, while we watch.

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Reply #2495 on: September 10, 2023, 06:40:45 AM
I have a pervy fantasy about making a lovely little Asian maid lick the sex chair clean, while we watch.



The French Maid fetish has been around for a long time, but I can't recall when pointed ears became a thing. I thought of Hefner's Playboy Bunnies, but their ears were floppy not pointed. So I asked the Google Bard AI engine, "Why do anime characters have pointed ears?" and received this reply and two variations. Definitely information overload.

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There are a few reasons why anime characters have tails and pointed ears.

  • Folklore and mythology. The idea of humans with animal features is a common one in folklore and mythology around the world. In Japanese mythology, for example, there are many creatures that are half-human and half-animal, such as kitsune (foxes), tanuki (racoons), and tengu (bird-like creatures). These creatures are often depicted with pointed ears and tails, and they are often associated with magic and trickery.
  • Fantasy genre. Pointed ears and tails are also common features in fantasy stories, such as elves, fairies, and vampires. These creatures are often portrayed as being more graceful and beautiful than humans, and their pointed ears and tails are seen as a sign of their otherworldly nature.
  • Cuteness. In anime, cuteness is a major aesthetic value. Pointed ears and tails are often seen as being cute and appealing, and they can be used to make characters look more adorable. This is especially true for characters who are designed to appeal to a young audience, such as in the shojo and shounen genres.
  • Sexualization. In some cases, pointed ears and tails can also be used to sexualize female characters. This is especially common in the "kemonomimi" genre of anime, which features characters with animal ears and tails. These characters are often depicted as being attractive and alluring, and their animal features can be seen as a way to make them more exotic and desirable.
Ultimately, the reasons why anime characters have tails and pointed ears are complex and varied. However, these features are often used to convey a sense of fantasy, cuteness, or sexuality, and they can be an important part of the character's design.



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Reply #2496 on: September 10, 2023, 04:48:11 PM
The thing I’ve never been able to figure out is why Russians have their daughters wear French maid type costumes on the first day and last day of school. First Bell, which is typically September 1, is also called the Day of Learning. And features children in coat and tie, and these French maid costumes, which are inspired by Soviet era uniforms for girls. There is a parade around the school grounds, speechifying, and photos. Then on Last Bell or Final Bell, which is typically on May 25, the girls get very racy in their appearance, and the graduating girls wear banners, drink champagne, and typically everybody ends up in a fountain. I can’t post a photo here, but I’ll post a link.

https://www.slavorum.org/last-bell-russian-high-school-graduates-in-2018-photos/

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Reply #2497 on: September 10, 2023, 05:37:30 PM
I have a pervy fantasy about making a lovely little Asian maid lick the sex chair clean, while we watch.

When shes done with that. Could you please have her focus on the sofa.... oh yes we did!!

All this animal ear chat has me picturing allan all naked and sweaty in one of the canine masks... yummy!!



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Reply #2498 on: September 11, 2023, 08:01:03 PM
I stepped out of my comfort zone and took on a dominant roll. It felt awkward and silly, but he played along and let me... the words "I own you" were spoken a few times...



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Reply #2499 on: September 11, 2023, 08:56:14 PM

Get it girl!

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