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Reply #2380 on: April 22, 2023, 08:50:53 PM
I got up and stretched my legs real quick, grabbed his headset and before handing it to him, I said into the mic "talk shit to my man now. HOOAH, assholes."

Wow, that new GrowlerBox gaming system sounds amazing  :o ;D



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Reply #2381 on: April 22, 2023, 09:40:50 PM

Oh, that was special
I loved how they all died, because they weren't paying attention to the game.  hahaha
I loved the slap on the ass and yelp at the end.  Woo 2047 for that.

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Reply #2382 on: April 22, 2023, 09:45:04 PM
This has to go in the KB Hall of Fay.

Wait...why don't we have a Hall of Fame. :emot_banghead: :emot_banghead: :emot_banghead:

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Reply #2383 on: April 22, 2023, 09:55:38 PM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #2384 on: April 23, 2023, 11:19:24 PM
I am very disappointed because after I told Allan how much I loved the other night, so much so I keep thinking about it, especially I'm the shower with my shower buddy at hand, he says we shouldn't do that again.

His buddy's have asked him to send them a pic of me, which he of course denied. He said they were joking, but you never know. As he explained it the me, the main reason he says we can't, is because between games, they are in a virtual lobby or something and when that happens, everybody involved in the game could hear us, not just the guys on his team. In other words several random people of all ages could have heard us. He has gotten several friend requests as well, but he said he declined them.

If the wrong people hear it or somebody tells the wrong person he could get his account banned or something. I dont know all that much about it, but I was like ok, no more games, more us time. However he uses these games as a form of therapy for his PTSD, and I'm not gonna ruin that for him.

I'm still going to f@#$ him when he plays, but we'll mute the headset.



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Reply #2385 on: April 23, 2023, 11:39:33 PM
Guess that's another Internet lesson learned. I don't do any gaming so it's all new to me. Was great fun in the moment but knowing other uninvited ppl are listening is a big no. Same with sending pictures. I take it Allen doesn't know about your KB activity. Be careful, that may be how we lost KitKat

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Reply #2386 on: April 24, 2023, 01:19:14 AM
I don't know what it's like these days, but when I played lots of online games on console about ten years ago, EVERYBODY had a mic.

Friends that wanted to play together would typically form a "party," so they'd always be on the same team together. Depending on the game, often there was "party chat," which would allow the group to communicate only with each other and nobody else could listen in.

So maybe have Allan look into party chat, then you wouldn't have to worry about giving strangers an ear full 😇

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Reply #2387 on: April 24, 2023, 07:17:13 PM
I am very disappointed because after I told Allan how much I loved the other night, so much so I keep thinking about it, especially I'm the shower with my shower buddy at hand, he says we shouldn't do that again.

His buddy's have asked him to send them a pic of me, which he of course denied. He said they were joking, but you never know. As he explained it the me, the main reason he says we can't, is because between games, they are in a virtual lobby or something and when that happens, everybody involved in the game could hear us, not just the guys on his team. In other words several random people of all ages could have heard us. He has gotten several friend requests as well, but he said he declined them.

If the wrong people hear it or somebody tells the wrong person he could get his account banned or something. I dont know all that much about it, but I was like ok, no more games, more us time. However he uses these games as a form of therapy for his PTSD, and I'm not gonna ruin that for him.

I'm still going to f@#$ him when he plays, but we'll mute the headset.

What Msslave said.  I'm glad Allan is protective of you.

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Reply #2388 on: May 01, 2023, 04:39:50 PM
Watching season two of Shadow and Bones snuggled up in bed because I was freezing. It felt way colder that it was. Snuggling turned to kissing, turned to heavy petting, turned to him burning his face between my legs. Normally I enjoy him going down on me for a little while, and then I just want to feel him in me, but last night was so much different. Not sure why, but I felt extra comfortable.

The bed and pillows were super cozy, and his hands and mouth felt so hot on me. He wanted me to stay covered, and I held the blankets up so he would have plenty of air. I didnt want him to stop, but I could tell he was starting to suffer from lack of good air, so I threw the blanket off him and hoped he would keep going.

I thought he was done when he moved, but he went to his dresser, got out the toy he bought for us, and went back down with it. When he first touched me with it, I nearly hopped out of bed. It hit dead on target and the sudden shock made me jump. Might have pulled a muscle in my stomach. After that he worked it in slower still while using his younger in me. He moved it clit to vag and back up switching places with his tongue.

He put it against my clit and started flicking his tongue right next to it, and that was the perfect combination to get me over the edge. I had to pull the toy away from him because he kept teasing me with it, and it was too much. He thought it funny to keep trying to rub me with it.

Obviously I returned the favor with sucking him off. It's no secret I can't deep throat worth a crap, so I kept to my normal sucking on the head and using my hand too stroke his shaft. I would take the time to lick and kiss him all over and I definitely didnt forget to give his boys some loving too with plenty of kisses, licking and flicking them with my tongue, and sucking ever so gently on them. I never know if I'm causing discomfort because sometimes depending on the guy, even just the slightest pulling, and they are wincing from it, but he seemed to be liking it.

Things were starting to get uncomfortable on my end, so I just focused in the normal suck and stroke method until he hit the finish line, which of course I swallowed every last drop. I then returned the favor my sucking hard on the head while rubbing my tongue under it. I liked how he squirmed.

Not the usual night of romping around under the blankets but just as enjoyable.

Oh yes. And a quickie this morning before he left for work.



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Reply #2389 on: May 02, 2023, 03:00:49 AM
You never fail to disappoint with your reports Shiela. Loved hearing about it. You two seem to be in time with each other.

Sure, I'm going to WOO you! :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2390 on: May 02, 2023, 06:37:20 PM
What Ms said. And a woo from me as well.


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Reply #2391 on: May 23, 2023, 12:33:53 AM
Friday night, Saturday night, and then again last night.

I worked only half day on Saturday and then went with Allan to spend the weekend with him and his extended family at their cabin. The whole drive up there, we were having that talk, and so far not much will be changing. I told him about "a forum I go to read erotic stories" and that i do chat with other members rather regularly. He's thinking like a regular social media like Twitter or Instagram. I explained what it's all about and things that I've shared, even about him. He told me about a few websites he visits and that's all I'm going to mention on that. He says he's ok with me coming here and sharing things within reason, and the flirting is ok, as long as everything just stays here. He does talk about me with his gaming marine buddies, even more so since my participation the other night.

After we got to his family's place and we had a good time catching up and chatting, getting to know everybody better, it got late and he asked it I wanted to go walk down by the water. It was quite chilly out but said sure. He gave me this huge hoodie that went down to my knees. We walked down the paved path to the water's edge, and took out time walking a bit away from the house. When he thought we were far enough away, he took me to an spot that was like a small cliff and told me to grab stones. I giggled, kissed him and did as I was told.

He pulled up that hoodie and then pulled down my shorts and panties. He immediately went to eating me from behind. His nose pressed against my butt while he licked and sucked on evey part of me. It felt so amazing I was easily able to ignore any worry about what I was like down there. He clearly didn't care so why should I, right? My shorts were around my knees so I couldn't widen my stance very much but he just used his hands to spread me open. I don't know if it was the alchohol or what, but he was eating me like I was his last mean. I stuffed the oversized sleeve in my mouth to keep my moaning quiet.

He was making a mess of me with saliva with exaggerated licking both inside and all around my growler, and yes, he did lick my butt a few times. The warmth of his tongue followed by the cold air attacking the spot, had me wanted to scream for more. For all of it, all I could do was make noises into the sleeve still in my mouth. I had no idea how far my voice would travel and I didn't want anybody to show up investigating and ruining what was happening. If he had to stop, I'd have lost my damn mind. I have no idea how long he was actually going down on me, but it was plenty long enough and I want him to f@#$ me right god damn now, and I spit out the sleeve long enough to plead that he give it to me.

I felt so lonely while he got himself out of his pants and was on the verge of begging him to hurry when he grabbed my ass cheek. He pressed himself against me but was off target a bit, but when I moved my hips to adjust, he pulled away. I stopped and he pushed against me again and started searching around, and when I moved my hips again he pulled away. He was friggin teasing me with it and every time I moved he pulled away. He rub against me over my vag and down to my clit and then back up, and as soon as I pushed back agains him he'd pull away.

"Oh. You asshole!!" I said through frustrated laughter. "Please!?"

"You want it that bad huh?" He asked. It kind of through me off a bit, cause he had never been like this before.

"Oh yes sir. I want it so bad, please give it to me" is what I wanted to say, but what I actually said was "uh-huh, hell yeah. Gimme"

Not very sexy, but he thought it funny which didnt help me get it any faster. He went back to teasing me, and it got me right to the edge of completely irritated, I told him I'd scream and let everybody know we're here, and that's went he took mercy, relented and pushed into me.

Allan took a damn pill!!. I didnt need him to tell me, which he later said he did, I could tell by just how friggin hard he was. Silk on warm steel. How a guy can get that hard doesn't seem possible. Like his boner had an actual bone in it. One of those erections you want to see just to make sure he isnt using a toy. It was him, it was real, and it was spectacular.

He was slower, and more gentle, and kept asking if I was ok against the rocks. He didnt want me to be slammed against the stones. Yes, a comment was made about a rock and a hard place but that was later on. He wasnt going hard, but he was digging deep and grinding away. I was making all kinds of noises into the sleeve. It was soaked with my saliva but who really cares when your getting some of the best dick of your life. I wanted to reach down and rub my clit, but the oversized hoodie made it difficult for me to get to it. I tried to ask him to rub it for me, but he either didnt hear me or didnt think the noises I was making were actual words.

He decided to change positions where he would sit on the ledge and I would straddle him. After kicking off my shorts, it still took way longer than it should have to get into position, but I finally was able to lower myself on him. I was on my feet and not knees, because that would have been so painful. I wasnt really bouncing, up and down but more grinding forward and back. Like scooting a chair forward. I dont th8nk it was doing much for him, but it was f@#$ing mindblowing for me. I was grinding against his pelvis while having that tungsten dick stiring me up. I had my first orgasm like that before I was even catching a good rythm.

I had my arms wrapped around him and was pressing hard against his chest. My legs weren't fire, but I wasn't even close to wanted to end things yet. He gave no sign that he was close to finished, and as long as I was in control, I wasn't going to stop. His pill was keeping him absolutely rigid and I was taling full advantage of it, all the up to my second orgasm. Everything came to a full stop when that happened, and it left me unable to get up off of him. He actually had to help me rock to the side. It was very awkward, and us laughing about it didnt make it any easier. Eventually he rocked mentoring the side and I just kind of rolled onto my side. Expect for a few scrapes on my leg, it worked perfectly LoL.

After a few breathes and him letting my legs recover for a bit, all the while stroking himself, he was about to get on top of me, but seeing as the rocks would have been extremely uncomfortable for me to get pounded into, we ended up back in standing doggie. He wasn't so easy on me this time around, and I had to pull away a couple times to get away from it. I was too sensitive, and he was still very hard. He finally held back but found a good rythm that was quite delicious and I somehow found my way past the enormous hoodie, I quite vigorously rubbed clit I was right there at the edge. Because I was holding onto the ledge with one hand and the other was working, I had to consciously keep mouth shut and my moans as quiet as I could. I was climbing that ladder when he suddenly stopped moving. I felt him pulse inside and then that lovely rush of heat as he came. I kept rubbing my clit hoping to get a third orgams while he was still releasing, but I was just a little off. He was starting to pull out when I started to O for the third time. He ended up popping all the way out because of the way I was moving.

After a few minutes of playful banter and compliments, we got our clothes situated, and I found my shorts but not my panties. We looked for a bit, even using the flashlight on his phone, but no clue where they went. We decided to look for them in the morning, and walked back to the house. I had to change shorts when we.got back because he was dripping out of me. Thankfully because of the massive hoodie nobody could tell, so they didnt wonder why I changed. We did find my panties in the morning, they were in almost a ball next.to a rock, we just couldn't tell it was them.

It was a great weekend.



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Reply #2392 on: May 23, 2023, 01:24:56 AM
So I get a shot once every six months that keeps me from getting hard or having an orgasm.

That damn near made me hard. Oh, Shiela, you continue to be a wonder. WOO, of course!

And congratulations on post #5000 with the story. Better than a picture. ;D :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2393 on: May 27, 2023, 12:37:02 AM
I have had fantastic sex evey day/evening since last friday. I'm going to be all alone tonight ending the streak.



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Reply #2394 on: May 27, 2023, 04:06:36 AM
First thing that came to my mind was the old Beetle's song "Right Days A Week". Maybe Allen needed a night off before.he breaks "something". ;D

Growler could also use some R & R.  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2395 on: May 27, 2023, 06:36:01 PM
First thing that came to my mind was the old Beetle's song "Right Days A Week". Maybe Allen needed a night off before.he breaks "something". ;D

Growler could also use some R & R.  :emot_kiss:

I've got other places he can put it that are almost as good💋

He has family friends visiting from outta state, so he was preoccupied last night and will be pretty busy this whole weekend.



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Reply #2396 on: May 27, 2023, 09:08:21 PM
More of an occasional “Hard Days Night” than “Eight Days a Week”?





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Reply #2397 on: June 02, 2023, 06:49:32 PM
Figuring if she made love to me, yesterday, she wouldn't get "molested" in the swimming pool we have been using for the past month. So, when she came out of the shower, she didn't get dressed and encouraged me to participate in some intimate hugging. This, when she is naked, leads to both of us being naked. From there, we eventually end up joined together in carnal activity. As I was getting close, I asked her (as I always do) if I should pull out and cum on her or if she wanted me to cum in her. She ended up with a very large (for me) load all over her belly and pubic mound. Last thing she wanted was to have cum dripping out of her while she was in the pool.

Oh, and she still got "molested" in the pool  ;D

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Reply #2398 on: June 02, 2023, 10:20:06 PM
i did

Old man here for pleasure.


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Reply #2399 on: June 02, 2023, 10:22:39 PM

Who doesnt love putting that chlorine to good use. Love pool side romps.

Woo love :emot_kiss:

i did
First post, first Woo... in fact I think your my first, first Woo!!! Hope it was good for you💋