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Reply #1840 on: July 12, 2022, 03:47:26 PM
 

I couldn't walk yesterday.

Can use the excuse "it was leg day" only so many times.

I've been sick for the past week. Still dealing with this sinus thing and cough, but doing a whole lot better, and I've reached that point where I am extremely horny, and the only thing that was keeping me from going to Allan's is I dont want to get anybody sick. So yesterday I was thinking. Maybe when I do go over there I'll tell him to take one of his devil pills, make up for lost time.

Thanks for talking me out of that one. Was too focused on how great it is when it starts.



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Reply #1841 on: July 12, 2022, 04:40:02 PM
How is Allan doing after the fireworks?



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Reply #1842 on: July 12, 2022, 08:02:27 PM
How is Allan doing after the fireworks?

He's doing fine now that it all stopped. Getting full nights sleep again.



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Reply #1843 on: July 12, 2022, 08:47:21 PM
Last night (July 11th) still blowing up our block. The Fourth is over idiots!

If these fools come any closer to my house they're going to set my Christmas decorations on fire. :emot_banghead: :emot_banghead: :emot_banghead:

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Reply #1844 on: July 12, 2022, 10:18:06 PM
How is Allan doing after the fireworks?

He's doing fine now that it all stopped. Getting full nights sleep again.

Good to hear  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #1845 on: July 12, 2022, 11:27:07 PM
How is Allan doing after the fireworks?

He's doing fine now that it all stopped. Getting full nights sleep again.

Good to hear  :emot_kiss:
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Reply #1846 on: July 13, 2022, 12:40:06 AM
A few days late reporting in but Saturday night I enjoyed the company of a porn star that happens to also be into the swing lifestyle that lives nearby.



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Reply #1847 on: July 13, 2022, 01:29:05 AM

barb and me with each other.


Wait: What?

I have absolutely no recollection of THAT.






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Reply #1848 on: July 16, 2022, 08:44:58 PM
Most certainly did and it was exactly what I needed. No oral, no foreplay except a few kisses and a little hand action on my part to make sure he was nice and hard

I bounced and ground on that dick like it was the last one on earth. His groans and moans and exclamations only made me want it more. I didn't slow or change pace until he pulled me down and held me with a bear hug. He asked what the hurry was, and I just begged for him to give it to me. So he let me go, and I went back at it. Took a little bit to find that rythm and speed that was working perfectly, and with him working his hands on my breasts and pinching nipples it wasn't long until I was hitting the finish line.

Mid O, he starts bouncing his hips up and I cant do much but take it. But he wrapped me up on his arms again and held me there until he came. Feeling that wonderful hard dick let loose almost sent me back over the edge.



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Reply #1849 on: July 16, 2022, 09:07:27 PM
Most certainly did and it was exactly what I needed. No oral, no foreplay except a few kisses and a little hand action on my part to make sure he was nice and hard

I bounced and ground on that dick like it was the last one on earth. His groans and moans and exclamations only made me want it more. I didn't slow or change pace until he pulled me down and held me with a bear hug. He asked what the hurry was, and I just begged for him to give it to me. So he let me go, and I went back at it. Took a little bit to find that rythm and speed that was working perfectly, and with him working his hands on my breasts and pinching nipples it wasn't long until I was hitting the finish line.

Mid O, he starts bouncing his hips up and I cant do much but take it. But he wrapped me up on his arms again and held me there until he came. Feeling that wonderful hard dick let loose almost sent me back over the edge.

Sounds like a wild night. Last night was...interesting. Remember me saying on my sex bucket list that I wanted to re-enact that fuck the whole house up, sexy gun battle scene from Mr. and Mrs. Smith? Well....

I come home from work, kind of tired, but amped that I did good, and was able to help people on KB get what they needed. So I come in, and the entire house in the inside was covered in plastic, and my wifes antique/ china hutch was gone. That thing will fall over if you breathe on it. I finally had enough a few years ago and screwed the damned thing in the wall, because my great grandmother hand painted a serving platter, one of the last things she made before passing. She also was a very funny lady. On this platter was her painting of the house she and my great grandfather lived in, after working his ass off to afford it. BUT, the best part is in the borders around the image. She painted little dicks and lilies, and babies into the border in a way you have to look closely at it. A priceless heirloom of monumental value. I hope to preserve it for people in a millennia in the future to find it, and scratch their heads at little dicks and lilies artistically painted into the border of a serving tray.

But yeah, all valuable, and breakables were gone and there was a note on top of a mask and paintball gun. Note read: 5 minutes and I start to shoot. So I quickly stripped and got ready and for two hours we shot at each other throughout the house, naked. I could only hit my wife's sweet ass once. She dotted my slow ass up. But after we spent our tanks, hoppers and anger, we fucked in the middle of the kitchen floor, until my Second oldest daughter comes in, raids the fridge and says, "Really?" I said be careful, you might have another sibling. She huffed, rolled her eyes and retired to her room. Kind of a good sex night, despite my back, hips and thighs covered in welts.

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Reply #1850 on: July 19, 2022, 07:17:38 PM
I asked Mrs JBRG on Saturday evening if she was interested in getting laid. She responded no. To which I stated, "that's what I thought".

A couple of hours later, she seduced me. Not that I needed much in the way of seduction.

She got her toes curled and, at her request, she got a load of cum all over her mound.

That is all.


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Reply #1851 on: July 21, 2022, 02:40:12 PM
A little late in reporting

4 times this past weekend.  Once Saturday, once Sunday.  Viagra had to come into play because we already had a Monday morning romp, and I was wanting more Monday night after enjoying our drinks by the campfire.  Be careful what you wish for.  He stayed hard but couldn't ejaculate and lasted over an hour, but delivered me to happy land countless times. About 10 minutes before it was finally over, I told him he had to stop, that I was getting sore. He rolled off me and laid back on the bed. I turned off the light and was going to go to sleep.  Dan cuddled up behind me and said that I was the one that wanted him to take the Viagra and he didn't want to use his hand.  I took him in my mouth and tired of that after a few minutes , so I got on top of him.  I had two more moments before he finally had his. Not only was I sore below, but he was in a nipple pinching/squeezing/sucking mood and I'm still sore there 3 days later.  Along with a hickey on one boob.   

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Reply #1852 on: July 21, 2022, 04:10:57 PM
What a trooper. Jules going the extra mile to please her man. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1853 on: July 21, 2022, 04:16:04 PM
Viagra had to come into play

I'd just move that over to the NOPE, NOPE, NOPE thread. I'd just do myself.

Woo to you though



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Reply #1854 on: July 23, 2022, 05:07:57 PM
Sent this picture to Dan with a one word caption.   ........ "Tonight?"


This happened last night.  After my first O, he asked if I wanted another ride.  I said, "well, I'm still sitting here."  After round 2, I turned around and took him in my mouth while he took me to #3.




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Reply #1855 on: July 23, 2022, 05:44:10 PM
Sounds like a nice ride. From a guy's point of view I love being riden.

WOO for keeping us up to date on the Dan and Jules fun times. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1856 on: July 23, 2022, 05:56:20 PM
I was waiting to hear about this yesterday. 3 times? Does he do anything specific? Use his tongue to write his name? Hum one of your favorite songs?



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Reply #1857 on: July 23, 2022, 06:11:04 PM
I was waiting to hear about this yesterday. 3 times? Does he do anything specific? Use his tongue to write his name? Hum one of your favorite songs?

Whistle a merry tune?


Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #1858 on: July 25, 2022, 01:57:38 PM
Allan got home in the evening and he gave me a call. Asked if I wanted to get something to eat, I said I could stop and get something on my way over. I didnt want to go out anywhere, and there was something I wanted much more than food. He quickly agreed and said he was a little tired anyways, so he was happy not to go out. I swung by got a curbside pickup and went over.  When I got there he was passed out on his couch snoring away. Even when I went in an his dog started barking he never really stirred. I curled up on the couch with his dog and watched the show he had going on Prime. So no, I did not, but I got to snuggle with his dog, so I still had a great night. Went home around 10:30



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Reply #1859 on: July 25, 2022, 02:28:45 PM
Hope Allen realizes what he missed when he woke up. Did the doggy get to share in the take out food?
Better luck next time. Maybe skip stopping for food and just go straight to Allen's. ;D

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