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Reply #1820 on: June 20, 2022, 05:41:13 PM
 :emot_laughing:  :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1821 on: June 20, 2022, 05:45:48 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on June 20, 2022, 05:39:26 PM
Quote from: Asmodel on June 20, 2022, 02:41:48 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on June 20, 2022, 02:36:25 PM
Nothing too special, a little Cunnilingus, a little blowing, and a whole lot of penetration
A pinch o’ Sugar and a hint o’ Spice makin’ everything Nice!  ;D

And a thumb in the butt instead of a cherry on top
😳😳😳 quite a recipe for cream filled pie, you’ve got there Miss Shiela!


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Reply #1822 on: June 20, 2022, 06:00:47 PM
Quote from: Asmodel on June 20, 2022, 05:45:48 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on June 20, 2022, 05:39:26 PM
Quote from: Asmodel on June 20, 2022, 02:41:48 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on June 20, 2022, 02:36:25 PM
Nothing too special, a little Cunnilingus, a little blowing, and a whole lot of penetration
A pinch o’ Sugar and a hint o’ Spice makin’ everything Nice!  ;D

And a thumb in the butt instead of a cherry on top
😳😳😳 quite a recipe for cream filled pie, you’ve got there Miss Shiela!

And you're dying for a taste aren't you 😏😘


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Reply #1823 on: June 20, 2022, 09:43:41 PM
A big WOO for both Shiela and our Sheriff.  Love the boob job (dreaming it was me between Shiela's boobs  :emot_kiss:) and the romance by the pool with Jules (Watcher remembers to bring bourbon next time  :emot_kiss:) 

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Reply #1824 on: June 20, 2022, 10:00:44 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on June 20, 2022, 06:00:47 PM
Quote from: Asmodel on June 20, 2022, 05:45:48 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on June 20, 2022, 05:39:26 PM
Quote from: Asmodel on June 20, 2022, 02:41:48 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on June 20, 2022, 02:36:25 PM
Nothing too special, a little Cunnilingus, a little blowing, and a whole lot of penetration
A pinch o’ Sugar and a hint o’ Spice makin’ everything Nice!  ;D

And a thumb in the butt instead of a cherry on top
😳😳😳 quite a recipe for cream filled pie, you’ve got there Miss Shiela!

And you're dying for a taste aren't you 😏😘
*Blinks* huh! It's gone.
*Looks up in the sky to see an airborne figure vaguely resembling an eagle, which quickly soars into clouds, becoming completely obscurred.*
« Last Edit: June 20, 2022, 10:03:50 PM by Asmodel »


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Reply #1825 on: June 25, 2022, 02:44:38 PM
Allan was watching "the Boy" on Prime, and somebody had mentioned the character starlight on here before. I kept watching him whenever she would come on the screen, and finally asked him if he thought she was hot. Before he could get that feeling like I was trapping him or being cryptic, I let him know that Carl Urban with that beard was really doing it for me.

So for the next half hour I called him Butcher and he called me Starlight. I felt a little silly at first, but then we really embarrassed it and we... how did he put it? "fucked like corrupt superheros"


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Reply #1826 on: June 25, 2022, 04:43:27 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on June 25, 2022, 02:44:38 PM
Allan was watching "the Boy" on Prime, and somebody had mentioned the character starlight on here before. I kept watching him whenever she would come on the screen, and finally asked him if he thought she was hot. Before he could get that feeling like I was trapping him or being cryptic, I let him know that Carl Urban with that beard was really doing it for me.

So for the next half hour I called him Butcher and he called me Starlight. I felt a little silly at first, but then we really embarrassed it and we... how did he put it? "fucked like corrupt superheros"
:emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
It was me who mentioned having a crush on starlight.
And I can easily see the attraction in rough, alpha male, bad boy Butcher.
Way to go Shiela.  Glad to hear that episode had such a happy ending. :D

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Reply #1827 on: June 30, 2022, 05:01:15 PM
Yes, and I could write it all.put but I'll just do this instead
Quote from: msslave on June 30, 2022, 02:39:16 PM


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Reply #1828 on: June 30, 2022, 07:29:10 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on June 30, 2022, 05:01:15 PM
Yes, and I could write it all.put but I'll just do this instead
Quote from: msslave on June 30, 2022, 02:39:16 PM

#1340  Get it, girl!

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Reply #1829 on: July 03, 2022, 01:09:36 PM
Nope, not me, but we skinny dipped.  And he did do a little touching.

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Reply #1830 on: July 05, 2022, 03:21:52 AM
Most definitely. Last night. Twice this morning. Pretty much every night and morning. A little or a lot more on weekends. Now that I’m older and don’t get erect at the drop of a hat, so good to have a girlfriend who loves to give head and is very good at it!


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Reply #1831 on: July 05, 2022, 01:54:19 PM
Quote from: Sweetums on July 05, 2022, 03:21:52 AM
Most definitely. Last night. Twice this morning. Pretty much every night and morning. A little or a lot more on weekends. Now that I’m older and don’t get erect at the drop of a hat, so good to have a girlfriend who loves to give head and is very good at it!

Wow.  Good for you Sweetims. A couple/few times a day??  Didn't know you had it in you.  Woo #81

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Reply #1832 on: July 05, 2022, 03:19:18 PM
You need to put your brand on that one Sweetums.

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Reply #1833 on: July 06, 2022, 02:28:56 PM
I just typed out a very descriptive post about some midnight fun under the covers, then I accidentally went back a page and all my post disappeared. 
Darn iPad. So many times I accidentally swipe the screen and it goes back a page. 
 


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Reply #1834 on: July 06, 2022, 02:35:24 PM
I've done that on my  phone too with my arthritic fingers. But never mind. Get back to typing. Your accounts are so fun to read. Will be watching.............. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1835 on: July 06, 2022, 02:39:02 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on July 06, 2022, 02:28:56 PM
I just typed out a very descriptive post about some midnight fun under the covers, then I accidentally went back a page and all my post disappeared. 
Darn iPad. So many times I accidentally swipe the screen and it goes back a page.

Maybe it depends on web page and or device but sometimes I have done that and going forward restores it. Has worked with posts for KB.

Waiting with bated breath and right hand at the ready for the re-type  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #1836 on: July 06, 2022, 05:12:45 PM
When posting on my phone, and go back a page, if I go forward it will still be there. PMs get wiped though.

I wish I had something to offer, but people in the neighborhood are still setting off fireworks so Allan is unavailable.he says work us awful because he cant get away from it so he needs the evening to decompress.

Tempted to go out and find someone else for the night. Toys instead.


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Reply #1837 on: July 12, 2022, 01:49:09 PM

Not last night, but the night before. 

he took a viagra.  I swear, I would have thought he took 4 Viagra.  He was like the energizer bunny. 

30 minutes in and multiple O's, I was thinking I couldn't take much more.  I told him I'd finishe him orally.  20 minutes and no luck there, he told me he wanted my bum. I told him only if he would be quick.  He said he would, but he wasn't.  He switched back to the front and it started to hurt.  I told him I was done.  He finished off with his hand. 

I couldn't walk yesterday.




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Reply #1838 on: July 12, 2022, 02:43:15 PM
That sounds like much more than getting laid. Maybe we need a Who Got Ravished page. Wow... sounds like a Shiela episode. Easy to see why it took an extra day to post.

Glad Dan stopped when you asked. :emot_kiss:
 

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Reply #1839 on: July 12, 2022, 02:48:05 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on July 12, 2022, 01:49:09 PM
I couldn't walk yesterday.

Atta boy 😂


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