KRISTEN'S BOARD
KB - a better class of pervert

News:

So who got laid last night?

Guest · 153456

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Shiela_M

  • POY 2020, 2021, & 2022
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 6,164
    • Woos/Boos: +3300/-6
    • Gender: Female
  • I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Reply #1640 on: March 13, 2022, 04:10:45 PM
He cranked the heat, and I rode him slow and steady while snow fell outside. He wanted to go slow and take our time, so of course I did what he wanted. It was just what I needed



Offline Clitical Thinking

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 2,141
    • Woos/Boos: +432/-17
    • Gender: Male
Reply #1641 on: March 13, 2022, 04:35:08 PM
Happy to hear our good little girl was taken good care of  :emot_kiss:



Offline Shiela_M

  • POY 2020, 2021, & 2022
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 6,164
    • Woos/Boos: +3300/-6
    • Gender: Female
  • I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Reply #1642 on: March 16, 2022, 09:28:56 PM
Yummy lunch 💋



Offline Pornhubby

  • POY 2013
  • Super Freak
  • Burnt at the stake
  • ******
    • Posts: 7,507
    • Woos/Boos: +1610/-24
  • Ph.D in Perversity a/k/a_ToeinH2O
Reply #1643 on: March 17, 2022, 09:45:06 PM
Yummy lunch 💋

Did baby have a protein shake?

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


Offline MintJulie

  • ~. Version Number 9.15.0 ~
  • Super Freak
  • Burnt at the stake
  • ******
    • Posts: 10,922
    • Woos/Boos: +1808/-23
    • Gender: Female
  • Madame Sheriff
Reply #1644 on: March 18, 2022, 03:42:13 PM

Dans tongue laid me.  I returned the favor. He returned the favor again.   I gave him an IOU for a later date.

.
          You might not know this, but I have a thing for Tom Brady (and Bill Clinton)
Version 9.15
POY 2016


Offline msslave

  • Co-POY 2019
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 8,826
    • Woos/Boos: +1377/-3
    • Gender: Male
Reply #1645 on: March 18, 2022, 04:29:11 PM
Busy tongues are happy tongues! :emot_kiss:

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


Offline Clitical Thinking

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 2,141
    • Woos/Boos: +432/-17
    • Gender: Male
Reply #1646 on: March 18, 2022, 04:36:32 PM
Reporting for duty!  ;D

Oh, I thought I saw the 'tongue signal' high in the sky  :emot_laughing:



Offline Shiela_M

  • POY 2020, 2021, & 2022
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 6,164
    • Woos/Boos: +3300/-6
    • Gender: Female
  • I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Reply #1647 on: March 18, 2022, 04:54:49 PM
Whole lotta oral going on around here.

Yummy lunch 💋

Did baby have a protein shake?

There are tastier things out there to wash down a Turkey avocado sandwich but none that are that much fun.



Offline MintJulie

  • ~. Version Number 9.15.0 ~
  • Super Freak
  • Burnt at the stake
  • ******
    • Posts: 10,922
    • Woos/Boos: +1808/-23
    • Gender: Female
  • Madame Sheriff
Reply #1648 on: March 19, 2022, 04:23:57 PM

Sex in an RV isn't easy, especially with a pour yiungest. 

The slightest movement will move the camper. So, nice slow sex is a must..

It didn't work this morning. Our youngest usually sleeps until 8.  At 6 am, Dan awakened me and started lightly massaging and rubbing his hand on my back, which turned to more rubbing all over.  Which led to getting me wanting.  Within one minute of penetration, I heard the footsteps coming from the front of the RV. 

"She's up." I said panicked. 
"Fuck," he whispered in response as it came to an abrupt end and he quickly laid to the side. 

The door slowly opened and she said, "It's windy today. Are we going for a hike?"

It wasn't the wind. 

.
          You might not know this, but I have a thing for Tom Brady (and Bill Clinton)
Version 9.15
POY 2016


Offline msslave

  • Co-POY 2019
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 8,826
    • Woos/Boos: +1377/-3
    • Gender: Male
Reply #1649 on: March 19, 2022, 04:40:02 PM
If the van be a rock'n... don't come a'knocking. :emot_laughing:

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


Offline MintJulie

  • ~. Version Number 9.15.0 ~
  • Super Freak
  • Burnt at the stake
  • ******
    • Posts: 10,922
    • Woos/Boos: +1808/-23
    • Gender: Female
  • Madame Sheriff
Reply #1650 on: March 19, 2022, 04:47:39 PM
If the van be a rock'n... don't come a'knocking. :emot_laughing:

We were being extra quiet and careful, too

Unfortunately, only 3 of 4 stabilizing jacks are working.  Dan doesn't want to use any because he's afraid hydraulic fluid will leak. 


.
          You might not know this, but I have a thing for Tom Brady (and Bill Clinton)
Version 9.15
POY 2016


Offline Clitical Thinking

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 2,141
    • Woos/Boos: +432/-17
    • Gender: Male
Reply #1651 on: March 19, 2022, 05:02:16 PM
Sounds like she didn't even knock, though 😭



Offline ObiDongKenobi

  • Global Moderator
  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 3,185
    • Woos/Boos: +1765/-3
    • Gender: Male
Reply #1652 on: March 19, 2022, 06:53:48 PM

Sex in an RV isn't easy, especially with a pour yiungest. 

The slightest movement will move the camper. So, nice slow sex is a must..

It didn't work this morning. Our youngest usually sleeps until 8.  At 6 am, Dan awakened me and started lightly massaging and rubbing his hand on my back, which turned to more rubbing all over.  Which led to getting me wanting.  Within one minute of penetration, I heard the footsteps coming from the front of the RV. 

"She's up." I said panicked. 
"Fuck," he whispered in response as it came to an abrupt end and he quickly laid to the side. 

The door slowly opened and she said, "It's windy today. Are we going for a hike?"

It wasn't the wind.

The child of a friend walked in on them making the beast with two backs and actually shouted "giddy up daddy"  :emot_laughing:


Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


Offline Shiela_M

  • POY 2020, 2021, & 2022
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 6,164
    • Woos/Boos: +3300/-6
    • Gender: Female
  • I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Reply #1653 on: March 19, 2022, 07:24:30 PM
Reason number two why I never want kids. Sorry to hear you got denied. No camper or slow movement for me.

It was going to be a nice relaxing evening alone at home reading and such when half way through prepping dinner, I got a call from Allan. If I didn't have to put food away, I'd have been in my car before he hung up.

It didnt start out all that special, in fact he was quite dressed down in a simple tshirt and sweats. I assume he remembered that I love seeing a man in loose sweats. I had some wine coolers and he drink some beers, and he cooked up some mashed potatoes with beef tips and green beans, and we put the movie Dolittle on and started talking. It did not take me long to see him getting hard in those sweats, which is why I love them. Everything stopped and I climbed on his lap and began kissing and grinding on him.

This went on for a good minute or two and then I reached in to pull him out, and he was hard. Like really really hard. Like grabbing onto hot stone. I may have said something like "holy shit" and began stroking him. I was wearing jeans so I didnt want to grind on him while he was exposed so I too a few second so take my pants off before climbing back in and that's when I was using my hand while grinding. He was unbelievably hard and I was so damn wet that when he finally adjust to push into me, he slid right in with no resistance at all.  I held my breath against that sudden stretch and rode it out until he was all inside me. I took a half a heart beat to compose myself, and then I started riding him.

I dont know what he took or ate, or drank that yesterday, but he was a god damned machine. I thought I'd ride him till the end, but he kept changing positions, and he didnt show any signs of stopping at all. Right when I thought he was about to finish, he'd pull out and have me turn over, or swing a leg this way or that and then he'd be back at it. After my third orgasm and building towards number four at a rapid speed, I started to mentally beg him to finish, or at least put it in my butt if he was going to keep going, but he finally told me it was coming, and said "in your mouth" so I flipped over again and he finished mostly in my mouth. Thankfully nothing got in my hair.

We got in the shower where I washed him down and that's when he said he had gotten some viagra from the VA, and it was his first time using it. He didn't need it, so I asked why he got it, and he just said to see what it was like, and if it made a difference. I would certainly say it did.



Offline Pornhubby

  • POY 2013
  • Super Freak
  • Burnt at the stake
  • ******
    • Posts: 7,507
    • Woos/Boos: +1610/-24
  • Ph.D in Perversity a/k/a_ToeinH2O
Reply #1654 on: March 19, 2022, 08:58:31 PM
We got in the shower where I washed him down and that's when he said he had gotten some viagra from the VA, and it was his first time using it. He didn't need it, so I asked why he got it, and he just said to see what it was like, and if it made a difference. I would certainly say it did.

I was thinking a little blue pill halfway into the story. But what a fucking hot story. Woo.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


Offline staci

  • KB Pervert of the Year 2023
  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 3,973
    • Woos/Boos: +1935/-28
    • Gender: Female
Reply #1655 on: March 19, 2022, 08:59:19 PM
Fun girl. Blue pill works eh?

one of the originals


Offline watcher1

  • POY 2010
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 16,989
    • Woos/Boos: +1719/-56
    • Gender: Male
  • Gentleman Pervert
Reply #1656 on: March 19, 2022, 09:00:29 PM
We were being extra quiet and careful, too

Been there. Done that. No matter how quiet you try to be....they just sense it.  Plus, trying to be very quiet takes away from the mood.  8)
« Last Edit: March 19, 2022, 09:03:34 PM by watcher1 »

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.


Offline watcher1

  • POY 2010
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 16,989
    • Woos/Boos: +1719/-56
    • Gender: Male
  • Gentleman Pervert
Reply #1657 on: March 19, 2022, 09:03:06 PM
Reason number two why I never want kids. Sorry to hear you got denied. No camper or slow movement for me.

It was going to be a nice relaxing evening alone at home reading and such when half way through prepping dinner, I got a call from Allan. If I didn't have to put food away, I'd have been in my car before he hung up.

It didnt start out all that special, in fact he was quite dressed down in a simple tshirt and sweats. I assume he remembered that I love seeing a man in loose sweats. I had some wine coolers and he drink some beers, and he cooked up some mashed potatoes with beef tips and green beans, and we put the movie Dolittle on and started talking. It did not take me long to see him getting hard in those sweats, which is why I love them. Everything stopped and I climbed on his lap and began kissing and grinding on him.

This went on for a good minute or two and then I reached in to pull him out, and he was hard. Like really really hard. Like grabbing onto hot stone. I may have said something like "holy shit" and began stroking him. I was wearing jeans so I didnt want to grind on him while he was exposed so I too a few second so take my pants off before climbing back in and that's when I was using my hand while grinding. He was unbelievably hard and I was so damn wet that when he finally adjust to push into me, he slid right in with no resistance at all.  I held my breath against that sudden stretch and rode it out until he was all inside me. I took a half a heart beat to compose myself, and then I started riding him.

I dont know what he took or ate, or drank that yesterday, but he was a god damned machine. I thought I'd ride him till the end, but he kept changing positions, and he didnt show any signs of stopping at all. Right when I thought he was about to finish, he'd pull out and have me turn over, or swing a leg this way or that and then he'd be back at it. After my third orgasm and building towards number four at a rapid speed, I started to mentally beg him to finish, or at least put it in my butt if he was going to keep going, but he finally told me it was coming, and said "in your mouth" so I flipped over again and he finished mostly in my mouth. Thankfully nothing got in my hair.

We got in the shower where I washed him down and that's when he said he had gotten some viagra from the VA, and it was his first time using it. He didn't need it, so I asked why he got it, and he just said to see what it was like, and if it made a difference. I would certainly say it did.

No blue pills needed. What guy would not be rock hard in the presence of you, in your place. WOO for your multiple orgasms.   8) 8)

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.


Offline Clitical Thinking

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 2,141
    • Woos/Boos: +432/-17
    • Gender: Male
Reply #1658 on: March 19, 2022, 09:11:02 PM

Sex in an RV isn't easy, especially with a pour yiungest. 

The slightest movement will move the camper. So, nice slow sex is a must..

It didn't work this morning. Our youngest usually sleeps until 8.  At 6 am, Dan awakened me and started lightly massaging and rubbing his hand on my back, which turned to more rubbing all over.  Which led to getting me wanting.  Within one minute of penetration, I heard the footsteps coming from the front of the RV. 

"She's up." I said panicked. 
"Fuck," he whispered in response as it came to an abrupt end and he quickly laid to the side. 

The door slowly opened and she said, "It's windy today. Are we going for a hike?"

It wasn't the wind.

The child of a friend walked in on them making the beast with two backs and actually shouted "giddy up daddy"  :emot_laughing:

Still better than, 'Wow, Mommy stayed on longer than eight seconds'  :emot_laughing:

Sorry  :facepalm:



Offline Clitical Thinking

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 2,141
    • Woos/Boos: +432/-17
    • Gender: Male
Reply #1659 on: March 19, 2022, 09:16:46 PM
I would certainly say it did.

Happy to hear our good girl got an extra pleasing  :emot_kiss: