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Reply #940 on: August 22, 2020, 02:54:05 PM

I will say 21 August. Think I will hear her screams all the way to Chicago... :emot_kiss:




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Reply #941 on: August 22, 2020, 03:34:28 PM
Darn. I thought the bartender at last night's pool party, hosted by our Sheriff, would have stopped mixing drinks for a bit and, you know.... ;D ;D

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Reply #942 on: August 22, 2020, 04:29:44 PM
CJ's mouth got laid twice again.  :D



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Reply #943 on: August 23, 2020, 05:47:08 AM
Darn. I thought the bartender at last night's pool party, hosted by our Sheriff, would have stopped mixing drinks for a bit and, you know.... ;D ;D

It's 11:45PM the following day and I still have a headache.
My head is like a football, I think I'm gonna die.


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Reply #944 on: August 23, 2020, 03:19:53 PM
Wifey was watching retarded blonde titty streamers on twitch because I told her my little brother has been doing that.  :roll:

This retarded blonde paid for it.  :roll:

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Reply #945 on: August 24, 2020, 03:35:27 AM
Darn. I thought the bartender at last night's pool party, hosted by our Sheriff, would have stopped mixing drinks for a bit and, you know.... ;D ;D

It's 11:45PM the following day and I still have a headache.
My head is like a football, I think I'm gonna die.


Wait. You don't remember what you did that night in the hot tub? Well, far be it for me to say except that was one hell of a show you put on.... ;D

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Reply #946 on: August 24, 2020, 04:01:15 AM
Darn. I thought the bartender at last night's pool party, hosted by our Sheriff, would have stopped mixing drinks for a bit and, you know.... ;D ;D

It's 11:45PM the following day and I still have a headache.
My head is like a football, I think I'm gonna die.


Wait. You don't remember what you did that night in the hot tub? Well, far be it for me to say except that was one hell of a show you put on.... ;D




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Reply #947 on: August 24, 2020, 12:34:47 PM
Wait. You don't remember what you did that night in the hot tub? Well, far be it for me to say except that was one hell of a show you put on.... ;D

I always put on a show, honey.   Back in my singing days, you couldn't get the microphone out of my hand when there was karaoke going on.   That's one of the things I miss most.  My god, I was such a good singer.  Well, at least the tequila bottle told me I was a good singer.   
With my voice gone, I put on a show on the dance floor.  There might have even been this one time in the past few years dancing up on the bar.

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Reply #948 on: August 24, 2020, 09:17:47 PM
Singing and dancing up on the bar?  Were you in Coyote Ugly?  ;D ;D 

Or was that at you know who's bachelor party?  8)

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Reply #949 on: August 27, 2020, 03:07:23 PM

DurangoDan did.


We moved his daughter into college yesterday.  What a LONG DAY.  Arrived at the school at 11am.  Moved her in.  The room was hotter than heck.  We helped her roomie move in 3 hours later.   By the time everything was organized and just right, we all went to dinner.  After that we went to a store to get her some more storage for the dorm room, along with some food, milk, fruit, etc.   Back to the dorm we went.  And we finally left at 10pm.    We have a 2-1/2 hour drive and Dan and I are both wiped out.  Well, I don't drive at night.  I don't like to.

About half way home, Dan mentions how tired he is.   I had him pull over in a rest area.   He thought I was going to drive.   I told him to get his short down.   He liked that idea better than me driving.   

We pulled back on to the interstate as I fondled him.  I took my time, no rush, I had to help him stay awake for another hour and a half.  I just fondled, stroked and tickled.  Finally he said, "Boy, I'm really tired Jules.  You better do something to help me stay awake."   hahaha.

Okay, the Dodge Durango is the worst to try and lean over the center console.  My ribs are still sore from leaning over it.   I took my time.  When he'd get close, I'd sit up in my seat and just play with him some more.   I stretched it out for 1 hour and 15 minutes.   We were almost home so I was going to wrap this thing up.

This is where chaos happens.   When his O came, I tried swallowing the first spurt.   It made me cough.  And cough, and cough.  After I spit what was in my mouth in his lap, I sat up and kept coughing.   Sperm spittle ended up all over his front window on the passenger side along with dashboard.  Meanwhile, he's continuing to flow his semen all over himself, between his legs, on his seats..   He's yelling for me to get a napkin, but I'm still coughing and trying to catch my breath.   What a scene it was.  What a mess it was.   We got home and I just went in the house.

He'll be cleaning his car this morning when he gets up.





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Reply #950 on: August 27, 2020, 03:44:07 PM
An hour and a half of teasing him, no wonder he nearly killed you with his O  :emot_weird:



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Reply #951 on: August 27, 2020, 05:04:47 PM
Dang Jules...what a trooper, keeping Dan awake on a long drive. Guess you'll need some time in the hot tub for your ribs. I can help with a massage. ;D

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Reply #952 on: August 27, 2020, 05:23:10 PM
Dang Jules...what a trooper, keeping Dan awake on a long drive. Guess you'll need some time in the hot tub for your ribs. I can help with a massage. ;D

You heard MissB - No boys, think she meant men, allowed. ;D ;D


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Reply #953 on: September 05, 2020, 02:21:41 PM



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Reply #954 on: September 05, 2020, 03:05:32 PM
Details girl...we want details!

After all we held your hand through the "drought".

BTW... happy for you. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #955 on: September 05, 2020, 04:10:57 PM
Details girl...we want details!

After all we held your hand through the "drought".

BTW... happy for you. :emot_kiss:

That wasn't her hand I was holding.... ;D

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Reply #956 on: September 05, 2020, 07:47:27 PM
I haven't gotten "laid" in a while.  :D

But now with cooler nights, mating season is about to kick in. I've already been harassed a couple times today. By two different people.  :roll:



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Reply #957 on: September 05, 2020, 08:34:52 PM
I haven't gotten "laid" in a while.  :D

But now with cooler nights, mating season is about to kick in. I've already been harassed a couple times today. By two different people.  :roll:

Mating season? Isn't that usually in the spring?  ;D

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Reply #958 on: September 06, 2020, 03:44:02 PM

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Reply #959 on: September 10, 2020, 12:06:47 AM
Post-menopausal hormone supplements finally kicked in and drought is over.  I’m not used to exercising such patience, but I did.