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Reply #900 on: July 24, 2020, 04:20:11 PM

It started with a very nice massage with a silky smooth cream that was absorbed by my skin.   I am going to require a weekly massage after the treatment last night, with our without the post massage love making. 

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Reply #901 on: July 24, 2020, 05:21:34 PM

It started with a very nice massage with a silky smooth cream that was absorbed by my skin.   I am going to require a weekly massage after the treatment last night, with our without the post massage love making. 

I have found that when I promised Mrs W a massage and just a massage I could never keep that promise. Things just popped up or got out of hand and well, you know.... ;D ;D

Unfortunately, after all these years, when I mention a massage, Mrs W has a million things to do... ;D ;D

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Reply #902 on: July 27, 2020, 01:30:23 PM


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Reply #903 on: July 27, 2020, 02:02:16 PM
Not really surprised considering your conversation about fantasies and all that.  ;)


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Reply #904 on: July 27, 2020, 02:27:42 PM
Not really surprised considering your conversation about fantasies and all that.  ;)


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We can solve that pretty easily.... :emot_kiss:

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Reply #905 on: July 30, 2020, 12:04:01 AM


Wifey had day off.  Kids were at work.  So we had a nice long afternoon delight.  She had five.  I had one, but it was a brain rattler.  I’m still dizzy.



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Reply #906 on: August 09, 2020, 02:54:18 PM

Should start a thread called "involuntary celibacy"



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Reply #907 on: August 09, 2020, 03:30:48 PM





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Reply #908 on: August 11, 2020, 03:23:47 PM


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Oh, and in answer to the topic question....   No, I didn't.  

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Reply #909 on: August 11, 2020, 04:55:00 PM


Oh, and in answer to the topic question....   No, I didn't. 






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Reply #910 on: August 11, 2020, 05:37:50 PM
I'm kind of hoping Dan returns the favor and gives you a show tonight.  That I'd like to hear about.



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Reply #911 on: August 11, 2020, 06:05:51 PM
Like hell MJ didn't. We've discussed this before...self pleasure counts. Putting on a show for another at the same time is extra points.

This could also be cross posted to True Sex Stories by members. Hottest thing I've read in a long time.  The visuals will still be in my head when I shower. Yep, extra cleaning needed in the tub. :facepalm: :emot_laughing:


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Reply #912 on: August 11, 2020, 06:41:16 PM
CJ's mouth got laid. Twice.  :roll:



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Reply #913 on: August 11, 2020, 06:50:20 PM
Like hell MJ didn't. We've discussed this before...self pleasure counts. Putting on a show for another at the same time is extra points.


She also said that phone sex counts, so I dont see how this wouldn't.  Sounded to me like it should.


This could also be cross posted to True Sex Stories by members.

I agree here as well.  Thought I read someplace that she isnt really a writer.  She spelled out what happened extremely well.  I could almost feel what I was reading, and in my opinion is the sign of very good writing. Loved it.



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Reply #914 on: August 11, 2020, 06:55:31 PM
A WOO for MJ for not getting laid last night but doing the next best thing to getting laid... 8) 8)  Hot.

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Reply #915 on: August 12, 2020, 01:03:35 PM
Like hell MJ didn't. We've discussed this before...self pleasure counts. Putting on a show for another at the same time is extra points.

This could also be cross posted to True Sex Stories by members. Hottest thing I've read in a long time.  The visuals will still be in my head when I shower. Yep, extra cleaning needed in the tub. :facepalm: :emot_laughing:





Have you posted something and then after the fact thought 'hmmm, why did I just share that with everyone?'     That's kinda sorta what I was thinking afterward yesterday.   And then again this morning.  So, I just deleted it.  


And if there was any question about Monday night, well there is no question about last night.   Did I ever!!


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Reply #916 on: August 12, 2020, 01:28:35 PM
I'm sorry you deleted that. It was so well written...not to mention hot.

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Reply #917 on: August 12, 2020, 01:29:28 PM

Have you posted something and then after the fact thought 'hmmm, why did I just share that with everyone?'





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Reply #918 on: August 12, 2020, 02:21:57 PM
CJ got two birthday humps. Didn't have to do anything for a change.

Was interesting having a crippled woman do all that work. She has strong arms.  ;D

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Reply #919 on: August 12, 2020, 03:32:28 PM
CJ got two birthday humps. Didn't have to do anything for a change.

Was interesting having a crippled woman do all that work. She has strong arms.  ;D

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Sure, rub it in. Most get one hump for their birthdays.... ;D ;D

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