KRISTEN'S BOARD
KB - a better class of pervert

News:

So who got laid last night?

Guest · 153342

« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 ... 145   Go Down

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline watcher1

  • POY 2010
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 16,989
    • Woos/Boos: +1719/-56
    • Gender: Male
  • Gentleman Pervert
Reply #840 on: May 23, 2020, 03:44:30 AM
I have a better chance of having phone sex with Mrs W then actual sex... :'(

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

Offline Army of One

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 1,329
    • Woos/Boos: +192/-2
    • Gender: Male
Reply #841 on: May 23, 2020, 11:48:58 AM
Quote from: msslave on May 23, 2020, 12:01:59 AM
Rick...instead of Viagra, you need a supply of NoDoze. :emot_laughing:

Seriously, sorry about that brother.  Maybe next time you can turn her phone off without her seeing you.
Or tell her to turn it off. Switch off yours as well, of course; fair's fair. Then you can both get into ze voopee without unnecessary distraction.

Extinguishing the Flame is available on Amazon and supports Australian Bush fire relief.

Offline Shiela_M

  • POY 2020, 2021, & 2022
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 6,164
    • Woos/Boos: +3287/-6
    • Gender: Female
  • I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Reply #842 on: May 23, 2020, 03:47:09 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 23, 2020, 03:44:30 AM
I have a better chance of having phone sex with Mrs W then actual sex... :'(

Quote from: MintJulie on April 11, 2020, 03:32:12 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on April 11, 2020, 02:50:06 PM
Does phone sex count?  Or is that mutual masturbating?  Partner assisted masturbation.  Well if it doesn't, it sure as hell felt like it should count.



Offline watcher1

  • POY 2010
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 16,989
    • Woos/Boos: +1719/-56
    • Gender: Male
  • Gentleman Pervert
Reply #843 on: May 23, 2020, 06:49:14 PM
Thank you. Looks promising for tonight.  8)

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

Offline watcher1

  • POY 2010
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 16,989
    • Woos/Boos: +1719/-56
    • Gender: Male
  • Gentleman Pervert
Reply #844 on: May 26, 2020, 04:23:35 PM




Finally. And with no interruptions.  8)

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

Offline Shiela_M

  • POY 2020, 2021, & 2022
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 6,164
    • Woos/Boos: +3287/-6
    • Gender: Female
  • I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Reply #845 on: May 26, 2020, 07:42:02 PM
Day a good amount of the day out in the sun and heat, then spent the evening in bed with just as much heat.  :emot_kiss:


ChirpingGirl

  • Guest
Reply #846 on: May 26, 2020, 09:28:48 PM
I got laid an hour ago.  ;D


Offline watcher1

  • POY 2010
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 16,989
    • Woos/Boos: +1719/-56
    • Gender: Male
  • Gentleman Pervert
Reply #847 on: May 27, 2020, 12:28:49 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on May 26, 2020, 09:28:48 PM
I got laid an hour ago.  ;D

An afternoon delight, I take it?   8)

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

ChirpingGirl

  • Guest
Reply #848 on: May 27, 2020, 02:06:11 AM


Offline MintJulie

  • ~. Version Number 9.15.0 ~
  • Super Freak
  • Burnt at the stake
  • ******
    • Posts: 10,922
    • Woos/Boos: +1808/-23
    • Gender: Female
  • Madame Sheriff
Reply #849 on: June 03, 2020, 01:52:27 PM


...after a bit of a drought because he was a jerk to me two weeks ago.

.
          You might not know this, but I have a thing for Tom Brady (and Bill Clinton)
Version 9.15
POY 2016

Offline watcher1

  • POY 2010
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 16,989
    • Woos/Boos: +1719/-56
    • Gender: Male
  • Gentleman Pervert
Reply #850 on: June 03, 2020, 02:42:56 PM
Yep MJ, two weeks or even more of no sex when I pull a stunt that Mrs W does not like.  Two weeks of the "don't you even dare ask" look.

But make up sex makes up for it.  ;D

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

Offline msslave

  • Co-POY 2019
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 8,825
    • Woos/Boos: +1376/-3
    • Gender: Male
Reply #851 on: June 03, 2020, 02:45:42 PM
Another solo act, but I did get my "little guy" off last night. First time since all our rioting started.

Yes, it felt soooooo good!

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

Offline watcher1

  • POY 2010
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 16,989
    • Woos/Boos: +1719/-56
    • Gender: Male
  • Gentleman Pervert
Reply #852 on: June 03, 2020, 06:40:56 PM
Quote from: msslave on June 03, 2020, 02:45:42 PM
Another solo act, but I did get my "little guy" off last night. First time since all our rioting started.

Yes, it felt soooooo good!

Solo acts sure beat no acts in my book.... ;D ;D

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

Offline Shiela_M

  • POY 2020, 2021, & 2022
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 6,164
    • Woos/Boos: +3287/-6
    • Gender: Female
  • I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Reply #853 on: June 07, 2020, 06:30:54 PM
Waking up this morning at 11:00, I'm quite sure that all my neighbors know his name.
« Last Edit: June 07, 2020, 08:04:03 PM by Shiela_M »


Offline watcher1

  • POY 2010
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 16,989
    • Woos/Boos: +1719/-56
    • Gender: Male
  • Gentleman Pervert
Reply #854 on: June 08, 2020, 07:17:31 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on June 07, 2020, 06:30:54 PM
Waking up this morning at 11:00, I'm quite sure that all my neighbors know his name.

I am guessing your neighbors think his name was God from hearing you yell, Oh god, that feels so good.. 8) :emot_kiss:

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

Offline watcher1

  • POY 2010
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 16,989
    • Woos/Boos: +1719/-56
    • Gender: Male
  • Gentleman Pervert
Reply #855 on: June 10, 2020, 03:38:16 PM
I did.  8)  Looks like it was 15 days since the last time. Getting better, but not as often as Chirp... ;D ;D

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

Offline Shiela_M

  • POY 2020, 2021, & 2022
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 6,164
    • Woos/Boos: +3287/-6
    • Gender: Female
  • I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Reply #856 on: June 10, 2020, 04:56:53 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on June 10, 2020, 03:38:16 PM
I did.  8)  Looks like it was 15 days since the last time. Getting better, but not as often as Chirp... ;D ;D



Offline watcher1

  • POY 2010
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 16,989
    • Woos/Boos: +1719/-56
    • Gender: Male
  • Gentleman Pervert
Reply #857 on: June 10, 2020, 07:02:01 PM
lol  That is how I feel when I hear those precious words from Mrs W - do you want to fool around tonight?  ;D ;D

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

ChirpingGirl

  • Guest
Reply #858 on: June 10, 2020, 08:14:49 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on June 10, 2020, 03:38:16 PM
I did.  8)  Looks like it was 15 days since the last time. Getting better, but not as often as Chirp... ;D ;D

The real competition is how many times my mouth has gotten laid. You can't beat that, so don't even try.  :roll:


Offline watcher1

  • POY 2010
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 16,989
    • Woos/Boos: +1719/-56
    • Gender: Male
  • Gentleman Pervert
Reply #859 on: June 10, 2020, 08:54:48 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on June 10, 2020, 08:14:49 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on June 10, 2020, 03:38:16 PM
I did.  8)  Looks like it was 15 days since the last time. Getting better, but not as often as Chirp... ;D ;D

The real competition is how many times my mouth has gotten laid. You can't beat that, so don't even try.  :roll:

Never even crossed my mind....Does oral count as being laid?  It didn't for Clinton, Bill that is.  8)

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

Pages: 1 ... 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 ... 145   Go Up
« previous next »