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Reply #820 on: May 12, 2020, 03:11:51 PM
Quote from: msslave on May 12, 2020, 02:10:02 PM
Sounds like our lady sheriff rode Dan hard and put him away wet. ;D
Good way to start the day!

And completely drained if he fell asleep right away.  8)

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Reply #821 on: May 12, 2020, 03:38:02 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on May 12, 2020, 02:05:50 PM

This morning.

We were in bed watching Robin Meade on HLN.   I made a comment about how pretty she is.  I've known Dan thinks she's pretty for a couple of years. I began talking a little more raunchy about her.   Dan was ready to go in about 40 seconds.

He's asleep now.  


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Reply #822 on: May 12, 2020, 05:41:39 PM
Quote from: msslave on May 07, 2020, 09:41:20 PM
California style? ???

What the heck have I been missing out on all these years?
Now it's too late for me. :facepalm:

After doing it in the dark on our Christmas time SoCal holiday, I’ve referred to lights out sex as California style.   ;D

That is all.

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Reply #823 on: May 17, 2020, 06:07:36 AM
I was hoping for a round two, but he is sound asleep.  I'm awake and bored so I figured I'd brag about being conquered a little early. 


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Reply #824 on: May 17, 2020, 01:19:03 PM
The wife has been working the night shift lately, and was complaining that she could not fall asleep this afternoon. So I offered, “I know something that will make you sleepy.“ Three orgasms later, she slept like a baby.



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Reply #825 on: May 17, 2020, 02:00:30 PM
3, well color me jealous.  I wasn't able to get a full round two like I had hoped.  He did of course. As the saying goes, I had to take matters into my own hands.


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Reply #826 on: May 17, 2020, 02:14:55 PM
Storms outside and inside.  8)


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Reply #827 on: May 17, 2020, 02:27:43 PM


Gods, could I be any more cliché...

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Reply #828 on: May 17, 2020, 05:44:47 PM
Quote from: Army of One on May 17, 2020, 02:27:43 PM


Gods, could I be any more cliché...

I prefer the guilty look...



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Reply #829 on: May 18, 2020, 06:40:49 AM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on May 17, 2020, 05:44:47 PM
Quote from: Army of One on May 17, 2020, 02:27:43 PM


Gods, could I be any more cliché...

I prefer the guilty look...


Except I don't feel guilty for having a good nighttime fuck.

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Reply #830 on: May 18, 2020, 05:07:28 PM
Quote from: Army of One on May 18, 2020, 06:40:49 AM

Except I don't feel guilty for having a good nighttime fuck.

Then you're either not going it right, or you're with the wrong person love  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #831 on: May 18, 2020, 06:16:24 PM
Too much has been going into my mouth lately. It needs a break.  :roll:


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Reply #832 on: May 18, 2020, 08:03:28 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on May 18, 2020, 06:16:24 PM
Too much has been going into my mouth lately. It needs a break.  :roll:

Does that mean a "no" for tonight?  ;D

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Reply #833 on: May 18, 2020, 10:07:45 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 18, 2020, 08:03:28 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on May 18, 2020, 06:16:24 PM
Too much has been going into my mouth lately. It needs a break.  :roll:

Does that mean a "no" for tonight?  ;D

Try saying no to a hot blonde and Japanese woman.  :roll:

I mean, one of them can't come after me. But the other can.  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #834 on: May 18, 2020, 10:17:38 PM


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Reply #835 on: May 18, 2020, 11:39:09 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on May 18, 2020, 10:07:45 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 18, 2020, 08:03:28 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on May 18, 2020, 06:16:24 PM
Too much has been going into my mouth lately. It needs a break.  :roll:

Does that mean a "no" for tonight?  ;D

Try saying no to a hot blonde and Japanese woman.  :roll:

I mean, one of them can't come after me. But the other can.  :emot_laughing:
And the other will do so while armed, it seems.

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Reply #836 on: May 18, 2020, 11:50:06 PM
Quote from: Army of One on May 18, 2020, 11:39:09 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on May 18, 2020, 10:07:45 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 18, 2020, 08:03:28 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on May 18, 2020, 06:16:24 PM
Too much has been going into my mouth lately. It needs a break.  :roll:

Does that mean a "no" for tonight?  ;D

Try saying no to a hot blonde and Japanese woman.  :roll:

I mean, one of them can't come after me. But the other can.  :emot_laughing:
And the other will do so while armed, it seems.

Usually armed with Japanese curse words. I assume that's what she mumbles when she's mad at me anyway.  ;D


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Reply #837 on: May 22, 2020, 11:29:55 PM
Last night, conversation went something like this:

Mrs W - Wanna fool around?

Me - shocked!  Of course.

We begin to cuddle. Her phone rings.

Mrs W - Wait, I need to get this

Me - okay

ten minutes later....

Mrs W - Okay, where were we.....

Her phone rings again...

Mrs W - Let me get this. I will be quick.

Me - okay

Me - woke up in the morning

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Reply #838 on: May 23, 2020, 12:01:59 AM
Rick...instead of Viagra, you need a supply of NoDoze. :emot_laughing:

Seriously, sorry about that brother.  Maybe next time you can turn her phone off without her seeing you.

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Reply #839 on: May 23, 2020, 02:55:54 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 22, 2020, 11:29:55 PM
Last night, conversation went something like this:

Mrs W - Wanna fool around?

Me - shocked!  Of course.

We begin to cuddle. Her phone rings.

Mrs W - Wait, I need to get this

Me - okay

ten minutes later....

Mrs W - Okay, where were we.....

Her phone rings again...

Mrs W - Let me get this. I will be quick.

Me - okay

Me - woke up in the morning

My phone is taken away all the time.  I don't argue... don't want to argue  ;D


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