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Reply #740 on: March 21, 2020, 03:18:37 PM
Stress relief was needed by all involved.  8)

Can you "relieve" me of some stress?  ;D ;D

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Reply #741 on: March 21, 2020, 03:30:01 PM
Stress relief was needed by all involved.  8)

Can you "relieve" me of some stress?  ;D ;D

I hear you have to wait in line, that's sounds stressful in itself  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #742 on: March 21, 2020, 07:49:44 PM
Morning wood.  More than a tsp.  Wife just moaned, while I used her like a Russian sex toy.

« Last Edit: March 22, 2020, 12:41:21 AM by ToeinH2O »



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Reply #743 on: March 21, 2020, 10:18:58 PM
Stress relief was needed by all involved.  8)

Can you "relieve" me of some stress?  ;D ;D

I hear you have to wait in line, that's sounds stressful in itself  :emot_laughing:

You can be front of the lineahead of watcher  if all you're gonna do is complain.  :roll:


 ;D



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Reply #744 on: March 22, 2020, 01:12:50 AM

You can be front of the lineahead of watcher  if all you're gonna do is complain.  :roll:

 ;D

Definitely ahead of me. What a view. 8)

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Reply #745 on: March 22, 2020, 02:47:26 AM

You can be front of the lineahead of watcher  if all you're gonna do is complain.  :roll:

 ;D

Definitely ahead of me. What a view. 8)

How about we ditch the line and head over to the hot tub?  Sure it's pretty empty with everybody trying to get into the shelter



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Reply #746 on: March 22, 2020, 02:53:39 AM

You can be front of the lineahead of watcher  if all you're gonna do is complain.  :roll:

 ;D

Definitely ahead of me. What a view. 8)

CJ prefers other ways to get wet.  8)

How about we ditch the line and head over to the hot tub?  Sure it's pretty empty with everybody trying to get into the shelter



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Reply #747 on: March 22, 2020, 03:42:49 PM
We can first get wet Chirp's way and then head over to the hot tub.... ;D ;D

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Reply #748 on: March 29, 2020, 02:30:52 PM
Broke quarantine and went to his house *audible gasp :emot_weird:

Felt guilty I kept saying no to him so after work we went back to his place, and I made it up to him as soon as we got there and then again before we went to bed.  If I didn't still have a change of clothes in my car, I'd have left after the first go

Dont worry, dont worry

We washed hands.



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Reply #749 on: March 29, 2020, 02:37:43 PM
Good way to enjoy the quarantine.  And...so great to hear you guys washed your hands after. The new way to practice safe sex.

How much longer will is be before we can take showers again, and not just wash our hands? ???

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #750 on: March 29, 2020, 02:48:16 PM
Broke quarantine and went to his house *audible gasp :emot_weird:

We washed hands.

Hope more then hands were washed.... ;D ;D

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Reply #751 on: March 29, 2020, 06:11:34 PM
I told a friend I wasn’t getting any last night, so I made up for it and had a twofer this morning.  Good way to start week three of sheltering in.



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Reply #752 on: March 29, 2020, 06:46:36 PM
Broke quarantine and went to his house *audible gasp :emot_weird:

Felt guilty I kept saying no to him so after work we went back to his place, and I made it up to him as soon as we got there and then again before we went to bed.  If I didn't still have a change of clothes in my car, I'd have left after the first go

Dont worry, dont worry

We washed hands.


Driving yesterday my Peruvian brushed lint from my face, and then immediately used sanitizer on her hands.  I laughed at her actions and asked, ‘So if we make love tonight, are you going to slather sanitizer all over it first?’ gesturing towards my nether regions.  She doubled over with laughter shaking for several minutes, then giggled for a while after.

As for that happening, no.  She’s been definitely not in the mood, and I haven’t been pushing it.  Hopefully her visit to the gynecologist next month will result in options.  I miss my horny Peruvian.



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Reply #753 on: March 29, 2020, 07:03:22 PM

As for that happening, no.  She’s been definitely not in the mood, and I haven’t been pushing it.  Hopefully her visit to the gynecologist next month will result in options.  I miss my horny Peruvian.


I think the whole Coronavirus thing is fucking with people’s libido. You spend all day in the same spot, day after day... I’d rather fuck a knotty board.



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Reply #754 on: March 29, 2020, 08:01:00 PM

You spend all day in the same spot, day after day...


We both needed it.  It was a nice break from the same thing every day.



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Reply #755 on: March 29, 2020, 11:09:06 PM
I’d rather fuck a knotty board.



I’d rather fuck a naughty broad.



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Reply #756 on: March 30, 2020, 04:25:18 AM
CJ is too tired, too stressed, and too quietly angry for sex.  :roll:



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Reply #757 on: April 01, 2020, 02:36:18 PM
Thought I was going to, would have been a nice way to end my two days off, but it didn't happen. He actually tied one of my hands to the bed, he doesn't do it often so it was really exciting. But then he did the most disgusting and truly evil things a man can do to a restrained woman.  The asshole started tickling me.  I can only do so much with one hand tied up and the other fending off his assault. It was awful.  He just wouldn't stop and I nearly had myself and accident.

So if anybody here knows about a gun for higher PM me.  I may be interested in their services.  (But not really)



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Reply #758 on: April 01, 2020, 02:51:45 PM
He left a hand free?  I wouldn’t have.

Meanwhile, the closest I got to sex recently was yesterday.  She came to me wearing yellow dish gloves and smelling of bleach from cleaning the bathroom (that I just cleaned 2 days ago, but apparently not well enough).  Seems her sweatpants were riding low, and she wanted me to pull them up some.  So I nodded from sitting in a kitchen chair. and she turned her back to me.  I promptly yanked her pants and panties to her knees, leaned forward and bit her on the ass.  She screamed pretty loud, but it was funny.



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Reply #759 on: April 01, 2020, 03:42:34 PM
Nope. But my sister and her wifey sure did. They needed it more than anyone. We're stressed, but those two are in the middle of this virus shit, dealing with it every day.

So we all made sure they could have some time together.

I do love seeing my sisters wifey after. She always looks like she's the happiest person alive.  :D