He left a hand free? I wouldn’t have.
Meanwhile, the closest I got to sex recently was yesterday. She came to me wearing yellow dish gloves and smelling of bleach from cleaning the bathroom (that I just cleaned 2 days ago, but apparently not well enough). Seems her sweatpants were riding low, and she wanted me to pull them up some. So I nodded from sitting in a kitchen chair. and she turned her back to me. I promptly yanked her pants and panties to her knees, leaned forward and bit her on the ass. She screamed pretty loud, but it was funny.