So who got laid last night?

[Jed_]

Men get horny with a cold breeze, that's why. 

Well, not exactly a cold breeze. Remember what cold does to us? 

Like that really stops you. 

Shrinkage!

[ChirpingGirl]

CJ's mouth, tongue and jaw are tired. 

But at least two women aren't bitching at CJ anymore. They coulda just humped each other and left me alone, but nooooooooooo! CJ's mouth is "magic". 

Yes, CJ is complaining about orally pleasuring two gorgeous women. I'm just not interested in sex right now. At all. I want to be left alone. 

[_priapism]

Well it took 5 years, but the wife and I finally had an argument last night, that devolved quickly into a nasty assed screaming and yelling hate fest.  I think we had actually saved up 5 years worth of biting our tongues, and just let the shit fly.

So we are licking our wounds today.  A long way of saying, no.  I didn’t get laid last night.

[Shiela_M]

Well it took 5 years, but the wife and I finally had an argument last night, that devolved quickly into a nasty assed screaming and yelling hate fest.  I think we had actually saved up 5 years worth of biting our tongues, and just let the shit fly.

So we are licking our wounds today.  A long way of saying, no.  I didn’t get laid last night.

No big fights for 5 years.... wow ,... I dont think I've ever gone 5 weeks without letting an argument fly.  Big part of communication in a relationship.

[ChirpingGirl]

Well it took 5 years, but the wife and I finally had an argument last night, that devolved quickly into a nasty assed screaming and yelling hate fest.  I think we had actually saved up 5 years worth of biting our tongues, and just let the shit fly.

So we are licking our wounds today.  A long way of saying, no.  I didn’t get laid last night.

No big fights for 5 years.... wow ,... I dont think I've ever gone 5 weeks without letting an argument fly.  Big part of communication in a relationship.

CJ's wifey tells CJ what to do, and if CJ don't do it CJ gets bitched at in Japanese.

So we never really argue, she just complains in a foreign language. 

[_priapism]

Well it took 5 years, but the wife and I finally had an argument last night, that devolved quickly into a nasty assed screaming and yelling hate fest.  I think we had actually saved up 5 years worth of biting our tongues, and just let the shit fly.

So we are licking our wounds today.  A long way of saying, no.  I didn’t get laid last night.

No big fights for 5 years.... wow ,... I dont think I've ever gone 5 weeks without letting an argument fly.  Big part of communication in a relationship.

I hit the Corian countertop so hard, I cracked it.  Looking for epoxy repair kits online today.  My hand feels like shit though.

[Shiela_M]

Well it took 5 years, but the wife and I finally had an argument last night, that devolved quickly into a nasty assed screaming and yelling hate fest.  I think we had actually saved up 5 years worth of biting our tongues, and just let the shit fly.

So we are licking our wounds today.  A long way of saying, no.  I didn’t get laid last night.

No big fights for 5 years.... wow ,... I dont think I've ever gone 5 weeks without letting an argument fly.  Big part of communication in a relationship.

CJ's wifey tells CJ what to do, and if CJ don't do it CJ gets bitched at in Japanese.

So we never really argue, she just complains in a foreign language.  

 
That's like my uncle Bill taking his hearing aids out when my aunt Amy yells at him.
 

I hit the Corian countertop so hard, I cracked it.  Looking for epoxy repair kits online today.  My hand feels like shit though.

That's beyond rage, and that's your lesson, costs you time, money, and pain, hope it's not broken

[Jed_]

Well it took 5 years, but the wife and I finally had an argument last night, that devolved quickly into a nasty assed screaming and yelling hate fest.  I think we had actually saved up 5 years worth of biting our tongues, and just let the shit fly.

So we are licking our wounds today.  A long way of saying, no.  I didn’t get laid last night.

No big fights for 5 years.... wow ,... I dont think I've ever gone 5 weeks without letting an argument fly.  Big part of communication in a relationship.

CJ's wifey tells CJ what to do, and if CJ don't do it CJ gets bitched at in Japanese.

So we never really argue, she just complains in a foreign language. 

That’s one of the ways I know she’s really mad.  Not sure what will happen when I become better at Spanish and follow all that.

[ChirpingGirl]

CJ ain't learning Japanese to know what she's saying. I don't wanna know. 

[Jed_]

Well it took 5 years, but the wife and I finally had an argument last night, that devolved quickly into a nasty assed screaming and yelling hate fest.  I think we had actually saved up 5 years worth of biting our tongues, and just let the shit fly.

So we are licking our wounds today.  A long way of saying, no.  I didn’t get laid last night.

No big fights for 5 years.... wow ,... I dont think I've ever gone 5 weeks without letting an argument fly.  Big part of communication in a relationship.

I hit the Corian countertop so hard, I cracked it.  Looking for epoxy repair kits online today.  My hand feels like shit though.

Hope you’re OK, and not just your hand.

I use to do that all the time, but then I was married to an alcoholic and endured that mostly by joining her in the cups.

It wouldn’t go over at all with my Peruvian, but I am concerned the bitting of tongues will finally hit a wall like it did with you and my fury will escape.  I don’t worry about getting violent, have never done that.  But I can get enormously frustrated and yell pretty loud.  If I had to guess it will revisiting the topic of throwing out my books.  I don’t think she gets that that topic is non-negotiable.

[Shiela_M]

My dad always told me that I need to get into fights over small stuff like snacking before a meal or leaving something out, something not real important, that way when a big fight happens it might be so bad, or me and Mr. Whoever may handle it better.

My response was... "Dad, you do know you're divorced... twice"

Oh by the way, I did not get laid either last night

[watcher1]

Oh by the way, I did not get laid either last night

There is always tomorrow. 

[Shiela_M]

Oh by the way, I did not get laid either last night

There is always tomorrow. 

I haven't been with a man on valentine's day in years.  Not about to break that streak now

[ChirpingGirl]

Oh by the way, I did not get laid either last night

There is always tomorrow. 

I haven't been with a man on valentine's day in years.  Not about to break that streak now

Well don't try a girl. She'll stick around and expect you to treat her like a princess. 

[watcher1]

I haven't been with a man on valentine's day in years.  Not about to break that streak now

  What?  You know, streaks are made to be broken. 

[Shiela_M]

Tonight's ladies night or 'gal'entines day as they say was a bust and it's going to be an early bedtime tomorrow.  Maybe saturday...

[watcher1]

A birthday/Valentine's gift. Watcher is happy.

[Jed_]

At one point I asked, ‘Are those happy noises, or am I hurting you?’

She opened her eyes and squeaked out, ‘Both!’

[ChirpingGirl]

Not CJ. 

[watcher1]

Not CJ. 

Wait, CJ didn't get laid last night? Wow.