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Reply #620 on: January 26, 2020, 04:18:03 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on January 26, 2020, 03:54:39 PM


yada, yada, yada

Translated, it means Morning, Noon and Night..... ;D ;D

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Reply #621 on: January 26, 2020, 04:20:06 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on January 26, 2020, 04:18:03 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on January 26, 2020, 03:54:39 PM


yada, yada, yada

Translated, it means Morning, Noon and Night..... ;D ;D

Maybe, but it might also mean.....Thursday, Friday, Saturday

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Reply #622 on: January 26, 2020, 06:22:53 PM
Watcher multiplies morning, noon and night by Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Someone is sure having fun. I love it.  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #623 on: February 02, 2020, 12:13:39 PM
HE called me up at 10:30 last night and told me to "come over, and wear something sexy"  which for him means wear whatever I want but be at the door barefoot.

Weird I know, but it's what he wants so it's what he gets.

I dont know what had him stressed out but god I'm glad he called me to help relieve it.  He did me from behind in front of a big picture window of his apartment.  I wasnt completely naked, but if anybody who drove by looked up I doubt there would be any confusion as to what we were doing.


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Reply #624 on: February 02, 2020, 08:13:27 PM
Wheelchair upstairs.  8)


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Reply #625 on: February 09, 2020, 08:07:50 PM
I’m not saying, but if I was... YES.


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Reply #626 on: February 10, 2020, 07:04:15 PM
Had a hot time this morning. Two guys and a young lady. They had me on the bed, ass fully exposed. One guy said, "Hand me the KY Jelly.  Next a lubed finger forced it's way into where the sun doesn't shine. The young lady just stood by watching intently.

Then the knife came out! :emot_weird:

I now realized we weren't going to have sex. I had an abscess near my butthole and it was about to be sliced open. There was a Doctor, a med student and the gal was pre-med. I asked her if her mother knew what she was studying today.

So quick slash some clean up and gauze packed in my ass and I was on my way. Should have known I wasn't going to have sex...no dinner or even flowers offered :facepalm:
« Last Edit: February 10, 2020, 07:20:19 PM by msslave »

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Reply #627 on: February 10, 2020, 07:27:16 PM
Quote from: msslave on February 10, 2020, 07:04:15 PM

I had an abscess near my butthole and it was about to be sliced open.


 TMI?  :o :o :o


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Reply #628 on: February 10, 2020, 07:52:28 PM
Maybe so :facepalm:
Closest I've come to sex in years :emot_laughing:

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Reply #629 on: February 10, 2020, 09:05:12 PM
Quote from: msslave on February 10, 2020, 07:04:15 PM
I had an abscess near my butthole and it was about to be sliced open. There was a Doctor, a med student and the gal was pre-med. I asked her if her mother knew what she was studying today.

So quick slash some clean up and gauze packed in my ass and I was on my way. Should have known I wasn't going to have sex...no dinner or even flowers offered :facepalm:


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Reply #630 on: February 10, 2020, 09:09:39 PM
Boy oh boy, sure am glad I read all this while having a snack on my break  :emot_weird: :emot_weird:


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Reply #631 on: February 10, 2020, 09:56:22 PM
Sorry...guess I got too graphic.  I was still a little fuzzy headed at the time I posted this.  Will report to Jules for proper punishment. (When my backside isn't so sore. :facepalm:)

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Reply #632 on: February 10, 2020, 11:44:09 PM
lol, I loved it. I was cheering for the med student.

Envision her on a date tonight and telling her boyfriend, "man, you should have seen what I did today."
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one of the originals

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Reply #633 on: February 10, 2020, 11:53:47 PM
Quote from: staci on February 10, 2020, 11:44:09 PM
lol, I loved it. I was cheering for the med student.

Envision her on a date tonight and telling her boyfriend, "man, you have seen what I did today."
:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

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Reply #634 on: February 11, 2020, 12:05:11 AM
Quote from: msslave on February 10, 2020, 07:04:15 PM
Had a hot time this morning. Two guys and a young lady. They had me on the bed, ass fully exposed. One guy said, "Hand me the KY Jelly.  Next a lubed finger forced it's way into where the sun doesn't shine. The young lady just stood by watching intently.

Then the knife came out! :emot_weird:

I now realized we weren't going to have sex. I had an abscess near my butthole and it was about to be sliced open. There was a Doctor, a med student and the gal was pre-med. I asked her if her mother knew what she was studying today.

So quick slash some clean up and gauze packed in my ass and I was on my way. Should have known I wasn't going to have sex...no dinner or even flowers offered :facepalm:



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Reply #635 on: February 12, 2020, 07:21:52 PM
Not for a while. Two gorgeous women are starting to complain to CJ.  :roll:

Just not in the mood. Like... at all. No sex drive.  :roll:

They just need CJ's mouth anyway.  :D


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Reply #636 on: February 12, 2020, 09:12:58 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on February 12, 2020, 07:21:52 PM
Not for a while. Two gorgeous women are starting to complain to CJ.  :roll:

Just not in the mood. Like... at all. No sex drive.  :roll:

They just need CJ's mouth anyway.  :D

Welcome to married life.  :emot_laughing:   How come it is the woman who loses their sex drive? :emot_weird:

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Reply #637 on: February 12, 2020, 09:26:04 PM
Men get horny with a cold breeze, that's why.  ;D


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Reply #638 on: February 13, 2020, 04:51:25 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on February 12, 2020, 09:26:04 PM
Men get horny with a cold breeze, that's why.  ;D

Well, not exactly a cold breeze. Remember what cold does to us?  8)

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Reply #639 on: February 13, 2020, 04:58:34 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on February 13, 2020, 04:51:25 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on February 12, 2020, 09:26:04 PM
Men get horny with a cold breeze, that's why.  ;D

Well, not exactly a cold breeze. Remember what cold does to us?  8)

Like that really stops you.  :emot_laughing:


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