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Reply #520 on: December 30, 2019, 07:01:47 PM


Why so meek in your admission? Usually we get some details. ;D

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Reply #521 on: December 30, 2019, 07:32:28 PM


Why so meek in your admission? Usually we get some details. ;D

Just joking.  Had a bit of a holiday dry spell.




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Reply #522 on: January 05, 2020, 03:24:26 PM

Actually, I did not.  First time this year.  I was 3 for 3 for the year before last night. 

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Reply #523 on: January 05, 2020, 03:31:31 PM
CJ's pretty lady in a wheelchair expressed the desire to come upstairs last night.  ;D

I fucking missed her so much the past two weeks.  :facepalm:

But CJ made up for it. 2 weeks of frustration melted away in CJ's mouth.  ;D



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Reply #524 on: January 05, 2020, 04:39:51 PM
This morning had a torrid session with my hand. Got the desired result, so that should count, right?

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #525 on: January 05, 2020, 05:09:31 PM
This morning had a torrid session with my hand. Got the desired result, so that should count, right?




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Reply #526 on: January 05, 2020, 05:14:34 PM
 :emot_laughing:

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Reply #527 on: January 06, 2020, 04:55:12 PM
CJ had glorious sex with someone last night that I shouldn't have.  :roll:

But I couldn't regret it any less if I tried because it was amazing. 8)



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Reply #528 on: January 06, 2020, 05:13:18 PM

Actually, I did not.  First time this year.  I was 3 for 3 for the year before last night. 

I think I jinxed it.   3 out of 5 now.  hmmmm

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Reply #529 on: January 06, 2020, 05:27:42 PM
Better than being 0 for 5.



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Reply #530 on: January 06, 2020, 05:30:02 PM

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Reply #531 on: January 06, 2020, 06:39:38 PM
Of course your relationship with your hand counts! As many times as you wish!

This morning had a torrid session with my hand. Got the desired result, so that should count, right?

Some people are like the 'slinky'. Not really good for much,
but they bring a smile to your face as they fall down stairs.


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Reply #532 on: January 06, 2020, 06:40:55 PM
Better than being 0 for 5.


Not getting that level of sympathy from my Peruvian.  I even get grief for masturbating in bed, not because I’m masturbating, but because she’s sure I’ll make a mess in the bed and she’ll have to change the sheets:  ‘Can’t you do that in the bathroom?’
Among many other things she’s skeptical about, I have to reassure her I have some experience doing this, nearly 50 years worth, and know how to do it without making a mess.



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Reply #533 on: January 06, 2020, 06:46:59 PM
Mrs JBRG was decidedly frisky last night so I was obliged to curl her toes.

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Reply #534 on: January 06, 2020, 09:07:32 PM
CJ had glorious sex with someone last night that I shouldn't have.  :roll:

But I couldn't regret it any less if I tried because it was amazing. 8)

Thank you. You were amazing too.  And you didn't break "it". 8)

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Reply #535 on: January 06, 2020, 09:28:05 PM
CJ had glorious sex with someone last night that I shouldn't have.  :roll:

But I couldn't regret it any less if I tried because it was amazing. 8)

Thank you. You were amazing too.  And you didn't break "it". 8)

 :facepalm: Our eagle is lost in his delusions and fantasies.

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Reply #536 on: January 06, 2020, 09:52:58 PM
 ;D



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Reply #537 on: January 07, 2020, 03:04:28 PM
Two secret nights in a row.  ;D

Wifey would be very jealous.  :emot_shades:



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Reply #538 on: January 07, 2020, 03:07:50 PM
Sadly it’s been quite a while for me  :'(



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Reply #539 on: January 07, 2020, 08:51:13 PM

Actually, I did not.  First time this year.  I was 3 for 3 for the year before last night. 

I think I jinxed it.   3 out of 5 now.  hmmmm

3 out 6.

Yep, totally jinxed it.

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