Wifey: We have not had sex in a week and a half, white girl. I'm sick of it.
Me: So why are you bothering me about it?
Wifey: Why do you think!?
Me: You wanna get laid tonight.
Wifey: Yeah, I want to get laid tonight.
Me: Do I gotta?
Wifey: It's not a chore, white girl!
Me: I'm the one that usually does all the work though.
Wifey: And you will tonight. So get ready.
I guess someone's getting laid tonight.