So who got laid last night?

[Jed_]

It’s been a very nice week.  Sexy love.

And it’s only Thursday so far.  While I take her home tonight for work tomorrow, I pick her back up after work.

Since the red Victoria Secret might now be a little soiled, I’ll lay out the black for her to wear Friday.

[psiberzerker]

Yeah, I did.  We had a friend over, and I had to stop before midnight, but before that.

 

A nice little threesome, with a really petite college girl, and my room-mate.  She just left, after taking care of my usual morning duties, and a nice brunch.

[ChirpingGirl]

Not yet. But there's gonna be a wheelchair in our bedroom tonight. 

[psiberzerker]

Don't forget to eat your vaggies!

[ChirpingGirl]

 

[psiberzerker]

She's a vagitarian.  Okay, not a strict vagitarian, I hear that she also eats meat, and also cream.

 

[ChirpingGirl]

CJ woke up wrapped up in gorgeous Japanese and blonde. 

And my jaw hurts. 

[watcher1]

Watcher finally gets to post in this thread. Finally. 

[psiberzerker]

Watcher finally gets to post in this thread. Finally. 

Congratulations!  Welcome to the club.

What do we call it?

[Jed_]

About an hour ago 

[MintJulie]

About an hour ago 

And she rolled over and went to sleep on you?
If not, then why are you on the computer instead of laying there telling her how much you love her while still cuddling under the covers? 

Just kidding.

If it's the middle of the night, either I fall right back to sleep or I'm wide awake.  If wide awake I'll get up and read in my chair in the room.  He always fall back to sleep.  It's like a sleeping pill for him.  Zonk!

[Jed_]

About an hour ago 

And she rolled over and went to sleep on you?
If not, then why are you on the computer instead of laying there telling her how much you love her while still cuddling under the covers? 

Just kidding.

If it's the middle of the night, either I fall right back to sleep or I'm wide awake.  If wide awake I'll get up and read in my chair in the room.  He always fall back to sleep.  It's like a sleeping pill for him.  Zonk!

Well, it was morning, late morning on a Sunday.  So, nobody went back to sleep.

Too much information I’m sure, but I think I wrote that bragging post while I was sitting on the john using my phone.

That was followed by me taking a hot bath, in which part way through my bath, she joined me.  She says I have the water too hot every time we do that, so knowing she was going to join me, I added some cold water just before she came in.  Then, I made sure all her naughty bits were thoroughly clean.

We also found out chili can be eaten for breakfast if you bake it in the oven with cheese and float an egg on top.  Bake until the white of the egg is cooked.

Later that afternoon we did some shopping at Victoria Secret.  There was a sale on panties of 10 for $35, and a small argument ensued where I insisted I should be able to pick at least 5 out of the 10.  I think I eventually got to select 3, but she wore one of those last night.

[ChirpingGirl]

CJ got nailed. 

[watcher1]

If it's the middle of the night, either I fall right back to sleep or I'm wide awake.  If wide awake I'll get up and read in my chair in the room.  He always fall back to sleep.  It's like a sleeping pill for him.  Zonk!

Watcher slips into the room, gently removes the book from MJ's hands, carries her out to the living room closing the bedroom door, gently puts her down on the couch and begins kissing her all over.....

[Jed_]

CJ got nailed. 

That almost implies a cock was involved in the ‘nailing’?

[psiberzerker]

Not really.  I mostly hear butch lesbians use the term "Nailed" nowadays, instead of fucking, or screwing.  Not exclusively, but that could mean dildos, vibrators, fingers, fisting, or just about any penetrative sex, without a real dick in the vicinity.  Another term in that community is "Dagger" for a butch top that prefers nailing femmy bottoms.

[_priapism]

Not really.  I mostly hear butch lesbians use the term "Nailed" nowadays, instead of fucking, or screwing.  Not exclusively, but that could mean dildos, vibrators, fingers, fisting, or just about any penetrative sex, without a real dick in the vicinity.  Another term in that community is "Dagger" for a butch top that prefers nailing femmy bottoms.

Thank you again for over explaining everything.  I don’t know what we would do without your lengthy pontifications.

[psiberzerker]

Thank you again for over explaining everything.  I don’t know what we would do with your lengthy pontifications.

Have you tried sarcasm?  Yeah, that'll work.  I'm so glad you care enough to tell us all how little you care.

The trendiest baby name in U.S. history is not what you think

No, it's not Emma, Kylo, Atticus or Olivia. This baby name from 1947 rules them all.

Jan. 5, 2018, 12:29 PM ET / Source: TODAY
By Scott Stump

Atticus and Olivia are having their moment as the top baby names of 2017, with Bear and Zendaya hot on their heels.

Those names will be competing with the likes of Eleanor, Margaret, Jasper and Wyatt for supremacy in 2018.

However, there is one name that reigns supreme when it comes to being the trendiest baby name of all time.

Take a bow, all you Lindas out there.

When biotechnologist David Taylor analyzed names using the Social Security database, he found that Linda enjoyed the longest peak of popularity of any "trendy" name in the country since 1880, followed by Brittany, Debra and Shirley.

He devised a metric that takes into account a name's overall popularity and how steeply it rose and fell. A timeless name like Mary couldn't be considered trendy because it's been popular for so long, while a spike of the name Dineen was just a brief 1960s phenomenon.

Taylor found the peak of Linda as a trendy name lasted from 1938-1969, including an explosion of Lindas in 1947 when 5.48 percent of all girls born in the U.S. were given that name.

That spike came after performer Jack Lawrence had a hit in 1946 with the song "Linda," which was written about 1-year-old Linda Eastman, the daughter of his attorney. She went on to become Linda McCartney, the first wife of Beatles icon Paul McCartney.

Considering that Emma, the top girls name in the Social Security database for 2016, belonged to 1.01 percent of births, it's likely that we'll never see a one-year spike like Linda's again unless Justin Bieber writes a hit song called "Emma."

Some of our most famous Lindas, like "Terminator" actress Linda Hamilton (born in 1956), supermodel Linda Evangelista (1965) and "Exorcist" actress Linda Blair (1959) were born during that peak Linda period.

Only 0.023 percent of female births in 2016, 434 in all, resulted in the name Linda, so it's lost some steam since its heyday.

In Taylor's analysis, Dewey was the only boys name to crack the top 10, and that came at the end of the 19th Century from George Dewey, a hero of the Spanish-American War.

So Linda, have no fear. It's going to take a lot of like-minded parents (and "Star Wars" movies) for the likes of Kylo and other names to ever be the trendiest.

Not that you'd ever lower yourself to "Lengthy Pontifications..."  This is a story site, and I'm a writer.  That's what I do, and the quoted text was relatively brief in comparison.

I'm so sorry for talking about Sex, in Sex Talk.  [/Sarcasm]

[_priapism]

I’m not Chirping Girl, so take your social dysfunction elsewhere.  You get one more reply. So you can feel like you had the last word.  Like you always do.

[ChirpingGirl]

CJ got nailed.  

That almost implies a cock was involved in the ‘nailing’?

From a certain point of view.  

I’m not Chirping Girl, so take your social dysfunction elsewhere.  You get one more reply. So you can feel like you had the last word.  Like you always do.