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Reply #300 on: December 18, 2018, 11:58:19 PM
What do you call a pimple on a Pollock’s ass?

Brain tumor.


Btw, I spell it that way because there used to be (and might still be) a few restaurants called Pollock Johnnies where I’d get a large Polish sausage on a bun at 2AM when the bar closed.  The one I went to was in the red light district of Baltimore.  I’d eat it while watching the hookers walk by.  There also were and still are strip bars along there, but back then I was in grad school and way too broke to patronize either the hookers or strip bars.  In fact, only reason I could get drunk was I worked the door of the bar carding people while the head bouncer brought me beers as my pay.  Funny thing about the Baltimore red light district.  It’s conveniently located across the street from the Police headquarters.



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Reply #301 on: December 19, 2018, 01:31:37 AM
Polak/Pollock...  Yeah, well it's making fun of their names, like Sobchak. 




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Reply #302 on: December 19, 2018, 02:57:37 AM
What is the difference between an Englishman and a Scotsman at the North Pole?

One is kilt by the cold, the other is cold in a kilt.

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Reply #303 on: December 19, 2018, 05:58:39 PM
CJ doesn't mean to brag.  8)

Yes I do.  ;D



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Reply #304 on: December 19, 2018, 06:44:04 PM
CJ doesn't mean to brag.  8)

Yes I do.  ;D

After you claimed to get more play than all of us combined?  I thought that went without saying, or it should have.

OTOH, this is the Kiss, and Tell, thread.  So, at least you're On Topic!
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Reply #305 on: December 19, 2018, 07:01:18 PM
Anyone get screwed last night?

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.


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Reply #306 on: December 19, 2018, 07:02:53 PM
Not me!  A couple nights ago, and it was 2 guys.  So, does that count?  I got to nail both of them, too!



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Reply #307 on: December 19, 2018, 07:13:44 PM
CJ doesn't mean to brag.  8)

Yes I do.  ;D


it’s not going to count anymore unless a cock is involved.   :emot__rofl2L:

OK OK, it still counts, but that doesn’t mean you don’t need cock.



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Reply #308 on: December 19, 2018, 07:26:23 PM
CJ doesn't mean to brag.  8)

Yes I do.  ;D


it’s not going to count anymore unless a cock is involved.   :emot__rofl2L:

OK OK, it still counts, but that doesn’t mean you don’t need cock.

CJ does.  :roll:



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Reply #309 on: December 19, 2018, 08:04:18 PM
Well, maybe it'll shut her up for about 3 minutes...



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Reply #310 on: December 19, 2018, 10:39:43 PM
No one would last that long in my mouth.  8)



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Reply #311 on: December 19, 2018, 10:52:40 PM
No one would last that long in my mouth.  8)


I’d do math in my head while thinking about cleaning toilets just to distract me and make it last an hour or so.  I might develop some mercy once you start whimpering around it.



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Reply #312 on: December 20, 2018, 12:01:15 AM
 ;D

CJ doesn't whimper. I was taught not to.  :roll:



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Reply #313 on: December 20, 2018, 10:16:03 AM
No one would last that long in my mouth.  8)

No teeth?? Gumming doesn't count.  :emot_tongue:

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Reply #314 on: December 20, 2018, 01:23:11 PM
;D

CJ doesn't whimper. I was taught not to.  :roll:

Hearing a girl whimper is 38.34% of the fun.  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #315 on: December 20, 2018, 02:03:47 PM
;D

CJ doesn't whimper. I was taught not to.  :roll:

Hearing a girl whimper is 38.34% of the fun.  :emot_laughing:

Remmy



Like men care what sounds are made while they get blown.  ;D



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Reply #316 on: December 20, 2018, 02:04:39 PM
No one would last that long in my mouth.  8)

No teeth?? Gumming doesn't count.  :emot_tongue:

Picky picky.  :roll:

 :D



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Reply #317 on: December 20, 2018, 02:11:59 PM
Like men care what sounds are made while they get blown.  ;D

 :roll:

#NotAllMen

You'd think a guy like Jed would know what he wants.



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Reply #318 on: December 20, 2018, 04:12:09 PM
My late wife used to whimper at some point while I was face-fucking her.  That served a dual purpose; it let me know she was at the point of not being able to take any more so I should hurry up and cum already, and the whimpering was a turn on that actually helped me hurry up and cum.



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Reply #319 on: December 20, 2018, 04:32:39 PM
My late wife used to whimper at some point while I was face-fucking her.  That served a dual purpose; it let me know she was at the point of not being able to take any more so I should hurry up and cum already, and the whimpering was a turn on that actually helped me hurry up and cum.

Yeah, but CJ was always told to shut up and suck it. So I did.  :roll:

And there is power in not allowing him to cum.  8)