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Reply #240 on: October 17, 2018, 03:41:04 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on October 17, 2018, 03:26:31 AM
Quote from: Jed_ on October 17, 2018, 03:22:41 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on October 17, 2018, 03:20:22 AM
If it makes anyone feel worse, I was just told by wifey she can't wait to get my head between her legs tonight.  :roll:


I hope you didn’t feed her any beans. . . .



That's disgusting. Thank you for ruining the evening for me.  :roll:


The thread did take a foul turn, and you just caught a brief whiff of that.  I’m sure it will be back on track soon Chirp.


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Reply #241 on: October 17, 2018, 03:49:33 AM
Wifey smells like $30 Japanese shampoo.  :emot_thdrool:


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Reply #242 on: October 17, 2018, 04:00:25 AM
This too shall pass...


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Reply #243 on: October 17, 2018, 04:15:41 AM
Imagine this with wet hair, my old ghost busters shirt and nothing else on and then ask yourself why I'm bothering writing this and not assaulting her.  :roll:




Answer: She's complaining about plans we have for December and being insanely annoying.  :facepalm: That's why.


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Reply #244 on: October 17, 2018, 01:28:41 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on October 17, 2018, 04:15:41 AM
Imagine this with wet hair, my old ghost busters shirt and nothing else on and then ask yourself why I'm bothering writing this and not assaulting her.  :roll:




Answer: She's complaining about plans we have for December and being insanely annoying.  :facepalm: That's why.

With a body like she has and that mischief smile as she thinks on something to do.
She could annoy the hell out of me anytime for as long as she wants.


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Reply #245 on: October 17, 2018, 02:32:41 PM
Quote from: wayne3218 on October 17, 2018, 01:28:41 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on October 17, 2018, 04:15:41 AM
Imagine this with wet hair, my old ghost busters shirt and nothing else on and then ask yourself why I'm bothering writing this and not assaulting her.  :roll:




Answer: She's complaining about plans we have for December and being insanely annoying.  :facepalm: That's why.

With a body like she has and that mischief smile as she thinks on something to do.
She could annoy the hell out of me anytime for as long as she wants.


Take mine. I'm sick of her. She's 99% that picture and quadruple annoying.  :facepalm:

CJ wants a trade in.  :roll:


No, I won't accept anything less attractive.  ;D


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Reply #246 on: October 17, 2018, 03:44:27 PM
We could trade for a week Chirp?  I doubt mine would agree, so bring some rope.


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Reply #247 on: October 17, 2018, 04:09:41 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on October 17, 2018, 03:44:27 PM
We could trade for a week Chirp?  I doubt mine would agree, so bring some rope.

Deal.  :roll:


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Reply #248 on: October 20, 2018, 07:28:00 PM
Laying in bed on Thursday evening, going through our good night routine, my wife nibbled on my neck, as she always does. I told her that if she keeps that up, she might get some on Saturday. She replied that she was planning on getting some that night.

So, ...



I’m getting laid tonight   ;D

That is all.

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Reply #249 on: October 20, 2018, 07:50:53 PM
I didn't.  I slept well, alone, and didn't have to go make money.  I got payed well enough for a therapy session in drag that I could take the night off, and woke up fresh as a daisy.


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Reply #250 on: October 20, 2018, 07:54:43 PM
CJ got both her wifey's.  8)


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Reply #251 on: October 21, 2018, 12:43:31 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on October 17, 2018, 04:09:41 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on October 17, 2018, 03:44:27 PM
We could trade for a week Chirp?  I doubt mine would agree, so bring some rope.

Deal.  :roll:


Just seeing this LOL and wish I could.  Of course if I just brought her over, that would be 4 girls and me. . . . .

We had to be someplace early this morning, but I still had her succumb to my charms first.  Her mom is here now, so I’m not only getting nothing, I was told I have to wear shorts and a shirt even though we will close the door?  I’ve been sleeping naked for 35 years.


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Reply #252 on: October 21, 2018, 02:31:48 AM
Quote from: Jed_ on October 21, 2018, 12:43:31 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on October 17, 2018, 04:09:41 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on October 17, 2018, 03:44:27 PM
We could trade for a week Chirp?  I doubt mine would agree, so bring some rope.

Deal.  :roll:


Just seeing this LOL and wish I could.  Of course if I just brought her over, that would be 4 girls and me. . . . .

We had to be someplace early this morning, but I still had her succumb to my charms first.  Her mom is here now, so I’m not only getting nothing, I was told I have to wear shorts and a shirt even though we will close the door?  I’ve been sleeping naked for 35 years.


 ;D


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Reply #253 on: October 21, 2018, 04:04:47 AM
Can you please stahp with the 5 way lesbian swinger fantasy with pictures?  It really makes me want to write a story I know damned well I can't fucking handle.

 :emot_laughing:


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Reply #254 on: October 21, 2018, 04:45:46 AM
Nope.  :roll:


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Reply #255 on: October 21, 2018, 04:47:16 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on October 21, 2018, 04:45:46 AM
Nope.  :roll:

Okay.  (Joking.  Mostly, I rather like blueballs.  Actually.)


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Reply #256 on: November 01, 2018, 01:49:58 PM
Darn right I did.  It was a very Happy Halloween

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Reply #257 on: November 01, 2018, 01:53:17 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on November 01, 2018, 01:49:58 PM
Darn right I did.  It was a very Happy Halloween
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Nice Halloween.  You got a TREAT...must have been the sexy witch avatar that did the TRICK! ;D

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #258 on: November 01, 2018, 02:35:13 PM
Hours of humping.  ;D


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Reply #259 on: November 01, 2018, 02:59:46 PM
This morning less than 3 hours ago.  She went back to sleep after making me a sandwich.  I went to work.


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