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Reply #2760 on: May 24, 2024, 05:36:58 PM
Allan's wonderful penis entered my vagina last night with exciting results.



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Reply #2761 on: May 24, 2024, 08:05:22 PM
Allan's wonderful penis entered my vagina last night with exciting results.


I had wonderful results thinking about it.

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Reply #2762 on: May 27, 2024, 05:32:09 PM

Last night my friend Barb did.  Didn't hear anything, but the look she gave me this morning was a sure thing. They took off to her house, then meeting her sister for lunch. 

Prediction:  I'm getting laid tonight.

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Reply #2763 on: May 27, 2024, 06:38:42 PM
Is Barb spreading sex appeal like a germ. :emot_laughing:
We should see about making her some kind of honorary member. Every time Dan's friend comes back it's.... WHEEEEEE! ;D

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Reply #2764 on: May 27, 2024, 08:45:32 PM
Woo to Barbara. And if you do Woo to you as well. Allan's been gone all weekend and wont be back till tomorrow. Memorial trip with some of his Marine buddies, so it's just me and my shower buddy.



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Reply #2765 on: May 28, 2024, 12:56:35 AM
It's just me and my shower buddy.

I took matters into my own hands last night. Finally got me back to sleep.

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Reply #2766 on: May 28, 2024, 01:44:40 PM

As predicted, I got lucky.  About 2:30 in the morning unable to sleep.  I reached over and rubbed him through his undies, he was awake shortly. It started off as slow and gentle touching, then picked up speed when I went cowgirl. Then to him standing at the side of the bed, my bum at the edge of the bed, him holding my ankles and my legs up in a V. He sensed my O was coming and guickly exited, dropping to his knees.  His tongue finished me off with a finger in my bum.  Woo Dan.  After I recovered, I had him sit in m my reading chair and knelt in front of him.  He told me to look at him while I performed on him.  He was talking to me as I did it.  Petting me telling me I was a good girl.

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Reply #2767 on: May 28, 2024, 03:29:27 PM
WOO #1775!

You and Shiela are members of our "good girl" club. ;D :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2768 on: May 29, 2024, 04:26:09 PM
Petting me telling me I was a good girl.

Cant tell me that doesn't hit a special feel good button. Absolutely love it!

He came home early afternoon. The only good thing about him being gone was he had boarded Kindey with my work, so I got to spend some one on one bonding. He did have me as a person that could pick her up, so I brought her home. It was a bit heartbreaking to see her running around looking for him but not finding him, but she only had to wait about half hour.

He walked in, and she jumped at him. Crawling around on him lap with kisses. After she had her fill, it was my turn. I straddled him, a few kisses, and then gave his cheek a few licks, and then one on his lips. Then the clothes came off. It was quite obvious that he was needing it as much as I was. We started with me on top, but I guess I was going too slow. He disnt ask or suggest anything, he just tossed me to the side, got on top, and took complete control. I can not remember a time I had wanted him more after that. I dont know how he didnt break his wrist, because he had his thb or whatever working my skittle, while thrusting away. He finished while I was coming down from my O.

After visiting with his parents, we went home, and had a much slower, session in the gaming chair. I do love that chair and how it allows me to stand over his face while he goes down on me. This time I finished well before him, and ended up getting him there with my mouth.



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Reply #2769 on: May 29, 2024, 08:11:51 PM
WOO #2973.  So many reasons. Taking care of the pup while Daddy gone, hot passion when he got home, seeing his folks , then back to the gaming chair.

I can best sum it up with a, "GOOD GIRL!" :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2770 on: June 01, 2024, 02:49:46 PM
I crawled in bed last night,  snuggled up facing him.  He was asleep. I gave light kisses to his lips, cheek and forehead. 
He rolled over and mumbled, "not tonight babe"

WTH

Not this morning either.  Golf with the boys was pretty important though.

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Reply #2771 on: June 01, 2024, 03:10:49 PM
Oh Dan.    :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

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Reply #2772 on: June 01, 2024, 03:50:10 PM
He was laying on the sofa watching tv while I sat and read. I got up to get a drink, and I walked passed him, he gave my butt a little smack. It was like an alarm for the Growler, because she woke up real quick. I did go get my drink, came back with two, and then climbed onto the sofa with him. Not on top of him, but but becoming the little spoon.

He was wearing gym shorts, and with me only in yoga pants, it was as close to naked without being so. I immediately felt him against my butt. I looked back over my shoulder, and told him it was mean to just attack me like that, and began moving my hips.

I did nothing to deserve that kind of treatment. Put a little more pressure against him.

I'd never just attack him unprovoked. I can feel him getting hard, and add some more speed. Keep a steady rythm going.

"Are you smiling at me? You hit me, and now you think it's some kind of joke?" I pushed back harder still. he was rock solid now. Right between my cheeks and he was breathing heavier and groaning quietly in my ear. I wanted to take him in my hand, but I figured my butt was doing a pretty good job. He however did put his hand to use.

He was just rubbing around on my abdomen and pelvis, he was rather searching for my waistband, or trying to tease me, and it was teasing me a bit, because I wanted to feel those fingers. I wasnt going to help him though, I was busy working my butt. When he did eventually get into my pants, his fingers changed the whole motion of my hips from back to moving forward. We played like that for about a minute or two before he started tugging down my pants. My yoga pants never went further than my knees, and he just pulled himself out of his shorts. He was content just getting a thigh job for a bit, but the more he moved the more I arched my back, until he finally stuffed the Growler.

As soon as he was in, he returned his hand to my front, and resumed rubbing. He wasn't deep, but the combination was divine. Sometimes when he takes me from behind, and uses his fingers on my clit, he presses a bit too hard. This time it was perfect, and it did not take me long to climax.

I climbed off the sofa, finished taking off my pants, but ended up taking him in my mouth. I started sucking and stroking with one hand, and gently holding his boys with my other. He seemed to be enjoying it more than usual because he was being quite vocal. When he announced he was going to cum, I swung my.leg over him, and lowered myself down. His first shot hit outside and splashed against the Growler, but I took him all the way in while he let loose the rest. The sound he made when I took him was the sexiest god damn sound he has ever made, and I immediately began rubbing my clit. Leaning forward hand on his chest my other hand pinched between our pelvises, and my fingers doing their job. Staring into his eyes when I hit my second orgasm.

I collapsed on top him panting, listening to his heart pounding in his chest until he went soft and slipped out.

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Reply #2773 on: June 01, 2024, 04:45:55 PM
WOO #2975. I just can't help but WOO you and Jules when you post your adventures here. As someone who's not able to engage in sex anymore I love being able to relive my former life through you two.

BTW - Why is Writer the only guy on here getting laid. Are the guys just ashamed they can't measure up to you two hotties. ;D ;D ;D

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Reply #2774 on: June 01, 2024, 05:18:37 PM
I enjoy reading them. They tend to be a bit on the vulgar in my opinion. I still find the intriguing.



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Reply #2775 on: June 01, 2024, 10:03:50 PM
I just texted Dan this.  Who is sitting about 15 feet away from me out on the patio. I'm on my Kindle, he's sitting with his feet  M and two friends in the pool along with the little one. 

Just read a hot story fro S on KB.  Hot story of getting laid.  You left me hanging last night AND  THIS MORNING .  3 day penalty of no sex for you.  Tonight I will masturbate  or play with my toys.

He hasn't looked at it yet.  His phone dinged, but he ignores it half the time.


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He looked.  Texted back saying he is tying me to the bed, and  taking a Viagra.

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Reply #2776 on: June 01, 2024, 11:19:35 PM
Well talk about suspense. I'll be up early to check for the report.

Hope your hands are free that is. You were tempting fate with that one.

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Reply #2777 on: June 02, 2024, 12:17:42 AM
Quick, hide the viagra!! 😂🤣



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Reply #2778 on: June 02, 2024, 01:00:27 AM
Quick, hide the viagra!! 😂🤣

You only need to consult a doctor for a painful erection that “lasts for more than four hours.”

Life pro tip: Take a Sudafed and a piss when you are ready to quit. And for God’s sake, stop playing with it.

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Reply #2779 on: June 03, 2024, 07:08:49 PM
I did.  It was kind of boring though, well really boring.  I faked my O.  I feel guilty.

I deserve some boo's, pile them on.  I'm at 23 boos,  and expect to be to 26 before I log back in tonight.  If I'm not at 26 or more, I'm booing 5 random people.  Get booing.

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