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Reply #2640 on: January 01, 2024, 09:58:48 PM
First WOO from me for the year. And that my friends is why Shiela is our KB Erotic Writer of the Year. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2641 on: January 02, 2024, 11:18:49 PM
I did.  Kids were away at friends.  Guests all departed.  A day of lounging around in new lingerie that Dan gave me for Xmas - at his request. Before bed we showered. Once in bed, my boy was definitely up to the task.  A woo for Dan. 

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Reply #2642 on: January 05, 2024, 02:51:32 PM
I did not, but I could have really went for some. He was too tired, and went to sleep early. Well that's just great, but the growler keeps me up when she's hungry, and I'm too much of a lady to masturbate in bed next to him... okay okay, so maybe I'm not.. ya happy now!!



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Reply #2643 on: January 05, 2024, 03:44:04 PM
I did not, but I could have really went for some. He was too tired, and went to sleep early. Well that's just great, but the growler keeps me up when she's hungry, and I'm too much of a lady to masturbate in bed next to him... okay okay, so maybe I'm not.. ya happy now!!

Well, in the worst case, all he had to do is get hard and then lie there. And you could've gotten him hard yourself. I don't see the problem, Allan  ;D



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Reply #2644 on: January 05, 2024, 04:54:52 PM
all he had to do is get hard and then lie there.

Yeah.! I've done that once already when he was rather inebriated and starting to fall asleep, and I still feel guilty about it. He had taken a pill so he stayed extra rigid. He thinks it's funny, and doesn't mind one bit, but technically I... took advantage... of him.



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Reply #2645 on: January 05, 2024, 05:01:19 PM
He thinks it's funny, and doesn't mind one bit, but technically I... took advantage... of him.

I don’t know a man alive that would object to being “taken advantage of” in such a manner. No technical foul.

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Reply #2646 on: January 05, 2024, 05:37:51 PM
I still feel guilty about it.

He was fine with it. I understand what you're trying to say about taking advantage of him, but it's not like he was a stranger or someone you barely knew when it happened. Besides, you could argue that he should ask for permission any time he wants to touch any part of you, but I'm guessing you're fine with him not asking about every little kiss, grab, or thrust in advance ;)



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Reply #2647 on: January 07, 2024, 05:17:05 PM
Allan had been helping a buddy out all day yesterday.  He was working in and old barn cleaning some things out. I was at his place before he got home. I could smell him before I could see him. Had him strip right inside the door, was I ran his clothes to the wash. He smelled nearly as bad naked. I have no idea what he was in, but it was disgusting.

Got him in the shower, and I washed every inch of him. Even his nasty feet. After the shower, he sarcastically asked if that was better. I smelled him on his shoulder, and then kissed it. Said that's good, and then did the other shoulder. I was giggling while I sniffed and kissed all over his chest, ribs, parts of his back, and of course it led to me on my knees with him in my mouth. I do love giving after shower BJs.

I stood and was going to turn around by the bathroom counter, but he grabbed me and took me to the bedroom. He was being a bit forceful, dominant, so I wasn't going to start assuming how he wanted me.

On my back on the edge of the bed with my legs on vis shoulders


He started pumping, but then he go all in, and then make these big elaborate circles with his hips. I was loving that, but then he'd go back to pumping. A few times he would push my legs to the side so he could come in for kisses, and to lick and kiss my boobs, but then he go back to what he had been doing. I became quite excited for those moments. Every time I'd hope he would finish while kissing me. Frustration, not disappointment when it didn't happen.

It was like he was thrusting until he started getting close, and then he'd swirl his hips around getting me close, and the hes go back to thrusting. Twice he pulled out and went down on me for a while. I figured he was about to pop and did that to last.

My legs started feeling pretty sore, so I started the dirty talk about feeling him cum inside me. How much I love it. How perfect it feels, and then it happened. I wasnt lying, I just really wanted it. When he started I asked him to kiss me, which he did, but it was near the end of his orgasm.

He noticed, that I didnt get mine, so he pulled out the toy, and he rubbed it around on my clit, while hs mouth played with my breasts. I out my hand over his to keep him from moving it too much. Put a stop to the, on target,way off target, nonsense. Ones that was in better control, I had my O in no time.

We joked about another shower. I went and made my tea. He watched the late football game. I asked if he wanted some  he took one sip and gagged. To be fair. The tea does taste horrid. Have to add a LOT of honey, and that only helps a little bit



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Reply #2648 on: January 07, 2024, 06:09:28 PM
Add a splash of growler juice and I'm sure he'd have liked the tea much better 😏



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Reply #2649 on: January 07, 2024, 06:21:54 PM
WOO!

And another example of why we missed CT

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Reply #2650 on: January 07, 2024, 06:32:55 PM
Add a splash of growler juice

Belly on up to the bar, love! That's always on tap!!



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Reply #2651 on: January 07, 2024, 08:30:02 PM
Rob got laid last night , ok so I did too but it was mainly about him.

The family have left and he was feeling sad so I wanted to distract him somehow. A friend suggested I found him 2 young french girls [ jeune filles] but as our nearest neighbour is like 5 miles away [and she's 90] that was a no go.

 But it did give me an idea.

I left him on the sofa in his dressing gown, went upstairs put my hair in a pony tail, dotted my cheeks with freckles and smeared pink lipstick on my lips . Took all my clothes off and replaced them with a shocking pink scarf round my neck [dunno why I thought that was a french look].
Went back downstairs ,sat astride him and introduced myself as "Cecille AND Nicola".

He looked confused , even more so when I started fondling my boobs, pretending my hands were her hands , and having a conversation with myself and my imaginary friend.

I felt a bit awkward because I have never played with myself in front of him before, seriously never ever in 49 years !.
I had just decided that it was a silly idea and was about to stop when he said .... "FFsake Nicky shut up I'm trying to get my cock in your friend here"

 Ha! so we were on.

He got himself deep into "Cecille" who responded by talking dirty [ I speak crap french but my accent is good]
"Oh monsieur your baguette  ,it is a monstre magique"
"Vous etes trop large pour moi"
 "you are going to make me en deux" ego boosting stuff like that ,lol.

 As we continued my dirty talk got worse and worse and Rob got more and more excited . I intended to finish him in my mouth , maybe even some "soixante neuf" but when I tried to get off he clamped my hips down trapping me.

"Oh mon amour , you must not arrive inside my poossy becuz I do not wont your bebe in moi "

He replied "But I must"
Me "Mais non"
 Him "mais oui"
   mais non
     mais oui
       mais NON
          mais OUI mais ............Oh Mon Dieu too late .!

It was all over too quick but good fun and got a giggle out of him.

I discovered that "Cecille" comes a lot faster than Nicky ,haha.

We are off to the coast tomorrow for a few days ,I might take Cecille with us , see if she likes sand in her poossy. !

Nicky x   [aka Cecille,lol]


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Reply #2652 on: January 07, 2024, 09:21:14 PM
Très merveilleux et sexy!. That will be WOO #11.

Both of you young ladies sound like fun. KB is lucky to have you as an active member.

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Reply #2653 on: January 08, 2024, 05:57:55 PM

The greatest sexual experience of my life.
Explains why I'm getting out of bed at 11:50am in the morning.

Leaving it at that.

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Reply #2654 on: January 08, 2024, 06:16:53 PM
Well now we're all wanting to know more, considering you've shared so many hot stories with us. Hard to know what would top some of those.

Mind is racing trying to imagine. :emot_kiss:


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Reply #2655 on: January 08, 2024, 06:43:33 PM
Leaving it at that.

 :emot_weird:

Leaving us hanging??  :'(

Well maybe not hanging.. more like stiff and blue balled  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #2656 on: January 08, 2024, 09:34:34 PM

The greatest sexual experience of my life.
Explains why I'm getting out of bed at 11:50am in the morning.

Leaving it at that.


was it better than the Sybian?







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Reply #2657 on: January 10, 2024, 05:09:35 AM

The greatest sexual experience of my life.
Explains why I'm getting out of bed at 11:50am in the morning.

Leaving it at that.


was it better than the Sybian?


The Sybian was Great.
 I used the word 'Greatest' in my post. 

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Reply #2658 on: January 11, 2024, 07:29:06 AM
I definitely did woke up to it too



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Reply #2659 on: January 13, 2024, 03:21:40 PM
Weather kept us apart, but that didn't stop our debauchery! I could listen to him talk dirty, and moan through my phone all day and night!
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