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Reply #2240 on: January 19, 2023, 10:05:13 PM
The wife undressed as I asked what we're gonna do. Then she flopped on the bed face down legs over the side. She got a few swats and I told her to lay over the corner of the bed. Starting to get hard I kneeled behind her and starting eating her as I stroked my cock. Did this only for about 2 minutes before I needed to feel my hard dick in her wetness. I stood up and slid slowly all the way into her. Hands holding on to both sides of her ass I slid almost all the way out. Proceeding by continually going in and out increasingly quicker. Now completely hard and getting close to cumming I leaned over reaching around and holding on to her tits as I'm pinching her nipples. My cock in as deep as it can I'm rocking her against me with her quivering as I'm filling her with my cum.



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Reply #2241 on: January 19, 2023, 10:22:17 PM
atta boy

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Reply #2242 on: January 20, 2023, 05:22:13 AM
The wife undressed as I asked what we're gonna do. Then she flopped on the bed face down legs over the side. She got a few swats and I told her to lay over the corner of the bed. Starting to get hard I kneeled behind her and starting eating her as I stroked my cock. Did this only for about 2 minutes before I needed to feel my hard dick in her wetness. I stood up and slid slowly all the way into her. Hands holding on to both sides of her ass I slid almost all the way out. Proceeding by continually going in and out increasingly quicker. Now completely hard and getting close to cumming I leaned over reaching around and holding on to her tits as I'm pinching her nipples. My cock in as deep as it can I'm rocking her against me with her quivering as I'm filling her with my cum.

Wow, where do I sign up?

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Reply #2243 on: January 20, 2023, 12:06:20 PM
The wife undressed as I asked what we're gonna do. Then she flopped on the bed face down legs over the side. She got a few swats and I told her to lay over the corner of the bed. Starting to get hard I kneeled behind her and starting eating her as I stroked my cock. Did this only for about 2 minutes before I needed to feel my hard dick in her wetness. I stood up and slid slowly all the way into her. Hands holding on to both sides of her ass I slid almost all the way out. Proceeding by continually going in and out increasingly quicker. Now completely hard and getting close to cumming I leaned over reaching around and holding on to her tits as I'm pinching her nipples. My cock in as deep as it can I'm rocking her against me with her quivering as I'm filling her with my cum.

Wow, where do I sign up?

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Wow? That's the way it should be. I'll find an application for you. Haha.



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Reply #2244 on: January 20, 2023, 04:15:01 PM
I'll Woo that for damn sure!



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Reply #2245 on: January 20, 2023, 04:53:06 PM
Virtual. Viber chat. Sasha drained my aching balls twice.




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Reply #2246 on: January 21, 2023, 07:47:58 AM
You know there is nothing that gets me wetter than a gentleman.  Our school district groundskeeper was in the office to complain about his shed being blocked by one of the bus waiting for the band kids weekend thing.  It's blocking his bay door for his equipment.

I was in the office making exams, and ran into him.  He and I had a, thing, last summer.  Mostly he loved to play with my tits and get a blowjob in back of the school on the athletic fields against his mower.  Not the way I should be spending summer school, but Covid lockdown had me climbing the walls, and Indian men are a serious weakness of mine.

I was prepared for it to be awkward, but he was such a gentleman, offering to help me sort and staple my tests while he waited for someone to call the driver to move the bus (non starter, the driver is out with another bus, it was a write off for him to get his equipment out).  When all was said and done he simply announced he would go at least clean up the shed and do some equipment maintenance if he couldn't get out into the field and try to at least clear the snow off the track.

I followed him out, not at all like a bitch in heat.  Made small talk as I walked totally the wrong direction to my classroom, out to the shop class whose door leads to the vehicle shed where his equipment was.  Then I followed him out to the shed.  He was grinning quietly and began to grope my ass as he opened the door for me to precede him in.

I thought he was only going to do his usual grope and blow, but I guess he had the time to devote, because when I tried to get his pants down to blow him he rolled my slacks down to my knees and used my belt to tie them off.

He did let me blow him while he alternated between groping my hanging tits and spanking my ass, but it was only until he could get himself worked up enough to give me a right royal fucking from behind.  You know, having my belt tied around my pants that were around my knees was the same as tying my knees together.  His cock isn't super long, but it is coke can fat.  Do you know what it does when your legs are bound together in doggie and someone THICK pushes into you.?

I really tried to stay in doggie, but you know how it is, one shot in the sweet spot and your arms go limp and the next thing you know you are cheek down in the concrete getting plowed like a field.

I am bi.  I love women more, but a good hard cock wielded by a man who has the full intention of fucking you into your place, I don't mean hammering you until he blows his load like harder is somehow a virtue, I mean a man who wants to make you cum like a bitch in heat before he pounds your frothing quim into sensory overload and then makes your whole nervous system spasm in sympathy every single time he spurts.

He is mid fifties, at least sixty pounds heavy, with a nose that looks like you could honk it like a bike horn, yet the bastard can be charming as a cavalier and screw like a porn star.

I wanted to suck him clean, but he wanted to French kiss instead, pinning my hands behind my back to keep them off his cock while I calmed down.

Honestly, the kissing didn't do much to calm me down, but eventually my brain reentered my body and I remembered I was three quarters naked in the groundskeepers garage where any number of employees might come in for something, and we both got dressed.

I will have to go back on Monday because MY PHONE is somewhere on the floor there, which I didn't figure out until I got home and went to plug it in.  I am not saying he fucked me brainless, but he at least fucked me phoneless.  Some knee and cheek scrapes, and some aches from athleticism on cold concrete, but I am pleased that he fucks as well as he seduces.

The really funny thing, I regret not having the chance to blow him again.  Weird isn't it?  I got my jollies right and proper, but I still wanted to be on my knees with that uncircumsized snake to charm.  Oh well, I will see more of him when the snow melts and the fields need mowing.

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Reply #2247 on: January 21, 2023, 11:13:44 PM

I mean a man who wants to make you cum like a bitch in heat before he pounds your frothing quim into sensory overload and then makes your whole nervous system spasm in sympathy every single time he spurts.


I need a moist towelette. Woo.

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Reply #2248 on: January 24, 2023, 02:51:18 AM
You know there is nothing that gets me wetter than a gentleman.  Our school district groundskeeper was in the office to complain about his shed being blocked by one of the bus waiting for the band kids weekend thing.  It's blocking his bay door for his equipment.

I was in the office making exams, and ran into him.  He and I had a, thing, last summer.  Mostly he loved to play with my tits and get a blowjob in back of the school on the athletic fields against his mower.  Not the way I should be spending summer school, but Covid lockdown had me climbing the walls, and Indian men are a serious weakness of mine.

I was prepared for it to be awkward, but he was such a gentleman, offering to help me sort and staple my tests while he waited for someone to call the driver to move the bus (non starter, the driver is out with another bus, it was a write off for him to get his equipment out).  When all was said and done he simply announced he would go at least clean up the shed and do some equipment maintenance if he couldn't get out into the field and try to at least clear the snow off the track.

I followed him out, not at all like a bitch in heat.  Made small talk as I walked totally the wrong direction to my classroom, out to the shop class whose door leads to the vehicle shed where his equipment was.  Then I followed him out to the shed.  He was grinning quietly and began to grope my ass as he opened the door for me to precede him in.

I thought he was only going to do his usual grope and blow, but I guess he had the time to devote, because when I tried to get his pants down to blow him he rolled my slacks down to my knees and used my belt to tie them off.

He did let me blow him while he alternated between groping my hanging tits and spanking my ass, but it was only until he could get himself worked up enough to give me a right royal fucking from behind.  You know, having my belt tied around my pants that were around my knees was the same as tying my knees together.  His cock isn't super long, but it is coke can fat.  Do you know what it does when your legs are bound together in doggie and someone THICK pushes into you.?

I really tried to stay in doggie, but you know how it is, one shot in the sweet spot and your arms go limp and the next thing you know you are cheek down in the concrete getting plowed like a field.

I am bi.  I love women more, but a good hard cock wielded by a man who has the full intention of fucking you into your place, I don't mean hammering you until he blows his load like harder is somehow a virtue, I mean a man who wants to make you cum like a bitch in heat before he pounds your frothing quim into sensory overload and then makes your whole nervous system spasm in sympathy every single time he spurts.

He is mid fifties, at least sixty pounds heavy, with a nose that looks like you could honk it like a bike horn, yet the bastard can be charming as a cavalier and screw like a porn star.

I wanted to suck him clean, but he wanted to French kiss instead, pinning my hands behind my back to keep them off his cock while I calmed down.

Honestly, the kissing didn't do much to calm me down, but eventually my brain reentered my body and I remembered I was three quarters naked in the groundskeepers garage where any number of employees might come in for something, and we both got dressed.

I will have to go back on Monday because MY PHONE is somewhere on the floor there, which I didn't figure out until I got home and went to plug it in.  I am not saying he fucked me brainless, but he at least fucked me phoneless.  Some knee and cheek scrapes, and some aches from athleticism on cold concrete, but I am pleased that he fucks as well as he seduces.

The really funny thing, I regret not having the chance to blow him again.  Weird isn't it?  I got my jollies right and proper, but I still wanted to be on my knees with that uncircumsized snake to charm.  Oh well, I will see more of him when the snow melts and the fields need mowing.

Fun fun! Woo



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Reply #2249 on: January 24, 2023, 02:58:47 AM
Well I didn't get laid per se.. as I started playing with my cock she lubed my ass. Then lubed the bad dragon spritz and slid it in me. She worked it in and out going deeper each time. Just as she started to push the knot in I told her to suck my cock as she went all the way in with the toy. I came in her mouth and she kept sucking and working the toy in me until I couldn't take anymore and told her to stop.



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Reply #2250 on: January 24, 2023, 03:29:22 AM
You know there is nothing that gets me wetter than a gentleman.  Our school district groundskeeper was in the office to complain about his shed being blocked by one of the bus waiting for the band kids weekend thing.  It's blocking his bay door for his equipment.


Are there any job openings for groundskeepers in your school district?  ;D.  WOO!

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Reply #2251 on: January 24, 2023, 04:04:11 AM
Well I didn't get laid per se.. as I started playing with my cock she lubed my ass. Then lubed the bad dragon spritz and slid it in me. She worked it in and out going deeper each time. Just as she started to push the knot in I told her to suck my cock as she went all the way in with the toy. I came in her mouth and she kept sucking and working the toy in me until I couldn't take anymore and told her to stop.

Are you related to Pornhubby by chance?

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Reply #2252 on: January 24, 2023, 04:13:59 AM
Well I didn't get laid per se.. as I started playing with my cock she lubed my ass. Then lubed the bad dragon spritz and slid it in me. She worked it in and out going deeper each time. Just as she started to push the knot in I told her to suck my cock as she went all the way in with the toy. I came in her mouth and she kept sucking and working the toy in me until I couldn't take anymore and told her to stop.

Are you related to Pornhubby by chance?

Not that I know of.. why?



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Reply #2253 on: January 25, 2023, 02:57:35 PM

Not that I know of.. why?

Kidding.  Just sounds like one of his outings.  Woo #58 for you.  Closing in on losing your 🍒.



I got lucky last night. Little Miss was in bed. Dan and I watched a couple episodes of The Recruit, turning the tv off at midnight. Which is about the same time all the outdoor landscape lights turn off at the house we are staying at.  I took his hand and said I wanted to make love by the pool and took his hand. Once we were out there I noticed it was darker down at the end of the dock, which extends about 100 feet into the St Lucie River.  Out there it was a bit breezy though, and there was a light at the end of the dock so that passing boats wouldn't hit it.  But not very bright that it illuminated the whole area. 
I reached down and undid his shorts, pulling him out and playing with him while we kissed. He got hard quickly. I started kissing down his neck then chest, he knew where I was heading. 
"Get your clothes off first," he said. 
I undressed and used my shirt to kneel on, the boards are worn and rough, so I was protecting my knees.  I had my mouth all over him, mainly kissing and licking. He got as hard as he was going to get. I took him in my mouth for a minute and then he pushed my head back and helped me up.

"Fast and hard, or slow and gentle."
"Both," I answered. 

He backed me up to one of the dock poles and lifted one of my legs. I reached down and guided him into me.  It was wonderful but after a minute it was uncomfortable. I got down on my hands and knees, facing the water. He knelt behind me.  Both of us kneeling on our clothing.  The first minute was nice and slow, his hands on my hips rocking me back and forth. Then his speed increased.  He was rocking me back and forth with such force, I was feeling like he would knock me into the river.  My nipples barely touched the dock, so I lifted my torso, a splinter on my boobs would bring this enjoyable experience to an abrupt end. 

He brought me to an O, and just as my spasms were ending, his began.  As he delayed and exited me, he helped me up, my back to his chest, both still kneeling.  He wrapped his arms around me, and started playing with my boobs.  Kissing the nape of my neck, one hand skid across my belly and then started playing with my sex. A finger entered and I could feel his mess exiting me. He used it as lubricant, rubbing it around in my folds.  Concentrating on my clitoris, he brought me to another O. 


And now I sit in the house enjoying my coffee, looking down the dock to where we had our fun last night. The sun is up and there are many boats  traveling by.

We leave on Monday, I will be returning to the end of the dock again before we leave. 

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Reply #2254 on: January 25, 2023, 03:12:26 PM
I am rewriting Otis Redding's classic, Sittin' On the Dock of the Bay, after reading our Sheriff's latest entry.  8) 8)   WOO!

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Reply #2255 on: January 25, 2023, 03:13:04 PM
Hot damn girl!

Anybody else have Dock of the Bay playing in their heads?? Just me?

Fuckin' on the Dock of the Bay, feeling Dan have his way...
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Reply #2256 on: January 25, 2023, 03:14:09 PM
I am rewriting Otis Redding's classic, Sittin' On the Dock of the Bay, after reading our Sheriff's latest entry.  8) 8)   WOO!

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Reply #2257 on: January 25, 2023, 03:15:20 PM
WOO #1485 Glad the vaca is going.so well. Hope you'll report on your final trip to the end of the dock

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Reply #2258 on: January 25, 2023, 03:23:31 PM
I am rewriting Otis Redding's classic, Sittin' On the Dock of the Bay, after reading our Sheriff's latest entry.  8) 8)   WOO!

...And this is why you're my web husband  :emot_kiss:

Let's get into the hot tub and rewrite the song together...  "Sittin in the morning sun, waiting for Dan to cum"...  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2259 on: January 25, 2023, 04:05:07 PM
Woooo to everyone involved.

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about