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Reply #2000 on: September 27, 2022, 04:09:17 PM
It got chilly last night.  We were cuddling.  He couldn't sleep and had wandering hands.  His fingers found a watt spot and started rubbing around, and soon I was wiggling around and then twitching with every flick of his fingers. 
Quite enjoyable time I must say. 

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Reply #2001 on: September 27, 2022, 04:15:02 PM
His fingers found a watt spot

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Reply #2002 on: September 27, 2022, 04:24:23 PM
Busy evening for me yesterday. Figured I'd go over and relax with Allan in the evening. After a quick chat he was all for it, but I got there a little later than originally discussed. We sat talked about the day, it was nice to just sit for a bit.  Next thing I know, I waking up around 6:30 this morning under covers on his couch.

He was leaving for work. I apologized for falling asleep, he brought me a coffee and a strawberry cheesecake yogurt, and left for the day. I snuggled with his dog and watched ratatouille.

So in short, no. I did not



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Reply #2003 on: September 27, 2022, 04:26:40 PM
His fingers found a watt spot

69 Mega Watts 😏
Our CT... Never fails to find an opening  :emot_laughing:

Jules, sounds like a warm way to end a cold night. Love hearing about you and Dan sneaking in some intimate time even with the young one so close by. BTW Where you on your trip and what sights are you seeing?


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Reply #2004 on: September 28, 2022, 05:41:23 AM
His fingers found a watt spot

69 Mega Watts 😏
Our CT... Never fails to find an opening  :emot_laughing:

Jules, sounds like a warm way to end a cold night. Love hearing about you and Dan sneaking in some intimate time even with the young one so close by. BTW Where you on your trip and what sights are you seeing?

Found a warm spot.  Sorry, my eteballs need glasses, but I keep losing them in our rv

Who doesn't love Ratatouille. 

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Reply #2005 on: September 30, 2022, 05:24:48 PM
I love it when he can make me laugh during sex. Next to my orgasm, then his orgasm, laughing is the best thing that can happen during sex.

He was on top of me, my ankles locked behind him, and he was grinding away, and I told him what he 2as doing felt amazing, and he kept up the motion, but then it started to falter, and then he stopped. He moved a little this way and that, but he had lost the motion and was trying to remember what he was doing. He had this silly look on his face, and he suddenly got the motion back, and the way his face changed to show he was happy he got it back made me laugh.

Not just a giggle but a good loud laugh. He was obviously caught off guard, and confused and then I just told him it was the look on his face, and then I tried to mock it which made him laugh. He would pause here and there, but never really stopped moving, but we were both in fits of laughter, and every time I looked at his face, I would start laughing again. We both wanted to finish, so I turned over and he took me from behind. The laughter died down, and the lust kicked up.  He took it hard and fast and was reaching underneath to rub my button. I was drowning in my orgasm in no time, and collapsed on my belly. He laid on top of me and went back in. With his weight on me all i could do was squirm and take it. He ended up finishing on my butt.

Once we were all finished, the giggles returned but not as good as it had been. I have a solid feeling this will be a running joke for us ❤
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Reply #2006 on: September 30, 2022, 08:33:54 PM
Nothing wrong with adding laughter to sex. Sounds like you two mesh really well...I mean apart from the sex. Yeah...I think when ever either of you get reminded of this it will be a renewed bit of mirth.

Great story and of course another well deserved WOO! ;D :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2007 on: October 01, 2022, 02:06:08 PM
And #1572 from me as I  :aol_poundit:

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Reply #2008 on: October 02, 2022, 11:13:17 PM
To quote Abraham Simpson,

I HAD SEX!

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Reply #2009 on: October 04, 2022, 05:58:35 PM
I called him daddy again last night. He smiled.

I had gotten a subscription to Disney plus, will cancel at the end of the month. Wanted to watch hocus pocus 2. He hates Disney but likes the marvel stuff. He wanted to watch some show on there but would never get a subscription to do it. Stubborn ass man.

We were watching it, I walked by after using the bathroom and bent over to get my drink off the table and he smacked my ass. Just like I wanted him to.

I didnt move, just looked at him and asked "am I blocking your view"?

He just reached back and gave me another solid smack that made moan pretty loud and then bite my lip.

Looked back at him said something like "you're so rough daddy."

It was a bit of the "heat of the moment thing" and I wasnt thinking too clear and that's what burbled out of my mouth. I knew what I was doing, just not what to say and so that happened.

I climbed into his lap and we made it for a little but before his hands made their way into my shirt, so off it came. He devoured my chest for a food long while before I lowered my self between his legs and went to work. Normally I suck his dick for a couple minutes licking, kissing, and sucking, and telling him how much I love his dick, but he was pretty quick to get me on my back.

Apparently he had planned for this. He was going down on and it was a bit weird. He head was all over the place and he was bumping my legs. I looked up and he was reaching under his sofa. When I asked what was going on, he grunted in frustrations and bent down to retrieve a small box. He opened it and pulled out a button vibrator. I was very very very pleasantly surprised. I must have had the biggest dumbest smile on my face because he laughed at my reaction.

He turned it on and after giving me a good long lick and sucked my clit for a second, he introduced the toy. It was good, but then low setting wasnt going to work for me. So I moaned and told him faster. So he hit the bottom and upped the speed.

More

Hit he button again

More

Hit the button again

More daddy

He hit the button several times moving passed the alternating modes and into the fastest setting. It was amazing. I had to focus on not aching my.back, so he could still get his mouth on me. He would give me a lick and kiss her and there when he could, and then he slid some finger in. I'm pretty sure I literally when I had my orgasm. I dont know what my feet were doing, but my toes actually ached.

While I tried to catch my breath and let my body settle he climbed up and sarcastically asked if I had enjoyed that. We kissed hard, his mouth and face were soaked so I'm pretty sure I erupted more than I would have wanted to. After a quick exchange about the toy, I told him I needed him.

He stripped quickly and was rock solid. He went in easy. That stretching pain pleasure of the initial entry was completely absent. I wanted him inside me so bad, I honestly think my growler literally sucked him in, and once he was there I locked him up. Arms and legs wrapped around him and I held his so tight to me, I actually restricted his movement. I just want to feel him there, enjoy that fullness. He want to move and pump, so I obviously relented and let him go. Either way I was definitely not disappointed.

He leaned back and I watched with absolute glee as he lifted that toy and cranked it to the max. I spread my.legs as much as I could with he sofa back, and he settled that little magic maker in place. I honestly cant remember reaching orgasm that fast. He kept going and wouldn't stop and I had to push him off me.

It took me a few breaths to be able to let him back in comfortably, and he didn't hold back. He didnt bring the toy back into play, but he did use his thumb on me. It was more than enough to let me hit la la land again, and while I was in the middle of my orgasm, he finished.

I just laid there while he went and sat in his gaming seat because I left him no room on the sofa. It was beyond amazing



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Reply #2010 on: October 04, 2022, 10:01:01 PM
Who needs porn when we have real live stars writing such explicit posts. Dang...I was worn out just reading this account. Now we need the next installment from Jules. ;D :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2011 on: October 04, 2022, 10:24:10 PM
When you say laid….
First year I’ve not had sex with another person since 1982.
Quite a change from the usual year for me, but it’s just the way the cookie crumbles.


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Reply #2012 on: October 04, 2022, 11:31:07 PM
Here's hoping.you dry spell ends Fun. My cancer treatment has permanently ended my sex life, but I still enjoy reading about sex and hearing about what others are doing, like Shiela's latest post. Just hang on and things may change.

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Reply #2013 on: October 05, 2022, 01:08:35 PM
Who needs porn when we have real live stars writing such explicit posts. Dang...I was worn out just reading this account. Now we need the next installment from Jules. ;D :emot_kiss:

Nail. On. Head. Hit.

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Reply #2014 on: October 05, 2022, 02:54:47 PM
Kind of glad I just read the latest hot and erotic adventures of Shiela and Alan. I know what would have happened if I had read it last night.  8)  Definitely a WOO!  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2015 on: October 05, 2022, 11:15:24 PM
Here's hoping.you dry spell ends Fun. My cancer treatment has permanently ended my sex life, but I still enjoy reading about sex and hearing about what others are doing, like Shiela's latest post. Just hang on and things may change.

It’s just what it is. I’m always positive & certainly grateful I’m not in your shoes.
I’ve always been a participant in sexual engagements but also when in 3’s 4’s or more’s I do like to voyeur also and have found the watching is more thrilling than participation as I then have a memory in widescreen and not just close up, if that makes sense.
Probably why I enjoy reading stories & adventures as I can very vividly visualise the running narrative.

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Reply #2016 on: October 08, 2022, 01:56:04 PM
Nothing different this time. Could pretty much just read about the last time we were in his gaming chair. Only thing that really stood out was me poking fun at his facial expression from the other night. Giggled a bit then just kept riding him.



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Reply #2017 on: October 08, 2022, 03:08:46 PM
Think you should rename the gaming chair.  ;D ;D

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Reply #2018 on: October 08, 2022, 03:17:48 PM
Think you should rename the gaming chair.  ;D ;D

I was thinking the same thing, but "the love seat" makes me a little uncomfortable. Maybe the "hot seat"



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Reply #2019 on: October 08, 2022, 03:21:21 PM
Throne O Sticky  :emot_laughing:

Sorry  :facepalm: