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Reply #1960 on: September 11, 2022, 02:19:44 PM
...and here I thought she had Freaky Friday, Sinful Sunday, and best of all, Tear That Ass Up Tuesday, marked on her calendar 😂



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Reply #1961 on: September 11, 2022, 04:11:37 PM
Woke up this morning with my usual woody but this time Mrs was in a frisky mood.  All I can say is the woody did not go to waste.  When it comes to sex, whatever pain I am feeling at the time is quickly forgotten.  Of course, it was our 46th anniversary.... 8) 8)

Come to think of it, Jules, there was a nice breeze blowing in through the window.  ;D ;D

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Reply #1962 on: September 11, 2022, 04:13:27 PM
Woo for that love :emot_kiss:the



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Reply #1963 on: September 11, 2022, 04:32:51 PM
Woke up this morning with my usual woody but this time Mrs was in a frisky mood.  All I can say is the woody did not go to waste.  When it comes to sex, whatever pain I am feeling at the time is quickly forgotten.  Of course, it was our 46th anniversary.... 8) 8)

Come to think of it, Jules, there was a nice breeze blowing in through the window.  ;D ;D

Wow, congrats on 46 years!!  8)

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Reply #1964 on: September 11, 2022, 04:37:01 PM
Woke up this morning with my usual woody but this time Mrs was in a frisky mood.  All I can say is the woody did not go to waste.  When it comes to sex, whatever pain I am feeling at the time is quickly forgotten.  Of course, it was our 46th anniversary.... 8) 8)

Come to think of it, Jules, there was a nice breeze blowing in through the window.  ;D ;D

Wow, congrats on 46 years!!  8)

Party like it's 1976  :emot_kiss:

Thank you, Shiela and CT. I do. In my dreams. Many fond memories of the experiences we shared in bed and other places.  8)

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Reply #1965 on: September 11, 2022, 04:40:06 PM
I would have an erection every morning if I woke up next to you.  8) :emot_kiss:

You get an erection if the wind blows on you.  :-*


Can you be the wind and gently blow on me so I can test your theory?  8) :emot_kiss:

And a WOO to Jules and Dan.
« Last Edit: September 11, 2022, 04:43:54 PM by watcher1 »

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Reply #1966 on: September 11, 2022, 05:06:41 PM
Happy Anniversary and congratulations on little Ricky performing so well for the occasion. ;D

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Reply #1967 on: September 11, 2022, 05:08:51 PM
Great watcher and God bless Marg for lasting so long

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Reply #1968 on: September 11, 2022, 05:38:10 PM
Congratulations on 46 years.  Woo for that. 


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Reply #1969 on: September 11, 2022, 06:00:55 PM
 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
How long will this continue to be a running joke..WOO to Jules for starting it.

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Reply #1970 on: September 11, 2022, 07:12:43 PM
Congratulations on 46 years.  Woo for that. 


And...




”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #1971 on: September 12, 2022, 12:55:53 AM
Congratulations on 46 years.  Woo for that. 


And...




Thank you lovely ladies of KB.  :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1972 on: September 12, 2022, 03:49:58 PM

Eddie Rabbit's, I Love A Rainy Night. comes to mind.

It poured last night.  I love a rainy night.  Opened the window a crack and woke up Dan. He said he was tired.  I was having none of it.  I got him erect with my hand and then threw my leg over him and got busy.  He laid there like a dead fish.  I reached happy land and rolled off him.
He was a bit disappointed I didn't take him to the finish line.



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Reply #1973 on: September 12, 2022, 04:48:07 PM
 :emot_laughing:
Should this be posted in Humping Inanimate Objects instead. :emot_kiss:

Maybe next time he'll wake up and smell the.... well you know. ;D

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Reply #1974 on: September 12, 2022, 05:26:34 PM
That is fantastic.



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Reply #1975 on: September 12, 2022, 05:37:56 PM
:emot_laughing:
Should this be posted in Humping Inanimate Objects instead. :emot_kiss:

Maybe next time he'll wake up and smell the.... well you know. ;D

lol  I think we all, at one time or another, humped an inanimate object, otherwise known as spouse, girlfriend, boyfriend.... ;D ;D

Jules - but it was a cold and windy rainy night here. Window wouldn't have been open.  8)

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Reply #1976 on: September 14, 2022, 08:42:48 PM
After a day spent with my friends I was ended up at Allan's house. My friends made a couple jokes about my immaturity and then left me there rather late. I ended up waking him up, but he didn't complain too much. I had a few drinks and was fired up for a little fun, and he rose to the occasion. Was knock your socks off exciting, but it got us both there. Fell alseep pretty soundly. Woke up late this morning had the rest of his pot of coffee while watching some tv. He came home for lunch. We had a really fast quickie, which left me kind of wanting more, but getting him there was extremely satisfying in it's own way. I could go back and finish things off later, but I think I'm just going to take things into my own hands.
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Reply #1977 on: September 15, 2022, 03:54:39 AM
Woo #1549



Dan did not get laid last night.  He wanted to.  He tried really hard,  but didn't.

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Reply #1978 on: September 15, 2022, 04:00:56 AM
Woo #1549

Dan did not get laid last night.  He wanted to.  He tried really hard,  but didn't.

There is a lesson to be learned here guys...



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Reply #1979 on: September 15, 2022, 01:08:18 PM
There is a lesson to be learned here guys...

Trust me love, any guy that's married learns that lesson post-haste.