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Reply #1900 on: August 16, 2022, 06:13:50 PM
Is this WOOable? Damn right it is. You two are so much fun to read about. And, 1423 for Shiela.. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1901 on: August 16, 2022, 06:18:01 PM

And one from me.

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Reply #1902 on: August 18, 2022, 04:29:28 PM
More of the other night, just a different movie.



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Reply #1903 on: August 18, 2022, 04:37:18 PM
Can I watch a movie with you? I don't care what movie... even a chick flick. :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1904 on: August 18, 2022, 05:19:45 PM
Can I watch a movie with you? I don't care what movie... even a chick flick. :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:
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Lol, you sound like a panty sniffer I once knew.

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Reply #1905 on: August 18, 2022, 05:37:14 PM
Can I watch a movie with you? I don't care what movie... even a chick flick. :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:
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Lol, you sound like a panty sniffer I once knew.

(big inhale) Ahhhhh. Yes, that's Staci alright. :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1906 on: August 19, 2022, 05:40:45 AM
Can I watch a movie with you? I don't care what movie... even a chick flick. :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:
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Lol, you sound like a panty sniffer I once knew.


You say that like it's a bad thing :emot_laughing: :-* :emot_laughing:



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Reply #1907 on: August 19, 2022, 03:29:49 PM

He got up and dropped his pants and I took him into my mouth and it was my turn to hum a good song.


Hope you hummed Alan a nice long song.   ;D :emot_kiss:  WOO!  I agree with the others here that reading your accounts of getting laid is way better than stuff you find on the internet.

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Reply #1908 on: August 19, 2022, 03:43:32 PM

He got up and dropped his pants and I took him into my mouth and it was my turn to hum a good song.


Hope you hummed Alan a nice long song.   ;D :emot_kiss:  WOO!  I agree with the others here that reading your accounts of getting laid is way better than stuff you find on the internet.

LOL. You found this on the Internet, Rick.

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Reply #1909 on: August 19, 2022, 04:00:41 PM
Can I watch a movie with you? I don't care what movie... even a chick flick. :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:
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Lol, you sound like a panty sniffer I once knew.

You say that like it's a bad thing :emot_laughing: :-* :emot_laughing:

It is. Because I don't wear them.  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1910 on: August 19, 2022, 04:19:55 PM
 :o ;D



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Reply #1911 on: August 19, 2022, 06:01:14 PM

He got up and dropped his pants and I took him into my mouth and it was my turn to hum a good song.


Hope you hummed Alan a nice long song.   ;D :emot_kiss:  WOO!  I agree with the others here that reading your accounts of getting laid is way better than stuff you find on the internet.

LOL. You found this on the Internet, Rick.


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Reply #1912 on: August 19, 2022, 06:50:59 PM
In my opinion...KB rises above the internet, even though we are on the internet. ;D

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Reply #1913 on: August 19, 2022, 07:12:14 PM
In my opinion...KB rises above the internet, even though we are on the internet. ;D

We rise about 8 girthy inches above the internet 😏



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Reply #1914 on: August 19, 2022, 09:41:12 PM
In my opinion...KB rises above the internet, even though we are on the internet. ;D

We rise about 8 girthy inches above the internet 😏


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Reply #1915 on: August 21, 2022, 03:23:42 PM
Why yes I did.


My friend was hosting a baby shower yesterday for her sisters daughter. I was invited.  While I was there, the rest of my family was attending the Dream Cruise, which is the largest gathering of classic cars that cruise Woodward avenue through 5 communities. 

They got home before I did and were hanging out in different parts of the house. When I got home, it was raining outside and both girls were in their rooms, while Dan was tinkering in the garage. I stopped to talk to him, asking how the Dream Cruise was. After discussing that and the party for a few minutes, I said I needed to change and went in the house.

Dan followed me through the house and into the bedroom closet. 

"Hey," he said, taking me in his arms and hugging me, "I missed you."

"I missed you too." 

He kissed me softly, it soon becoming more passionate. His hand went down along my hip and reached  down below my skirt to touch my bare knee. 

"The kids...," I started to remind him.

"M is in her room with the music playing, and the little one is napping," he said as his hand quickly  came up between my thighs and touched the front of my underwear. 

"But Dan," I started to object..

His hand reached a bit higher to the waist pane of my underwear and began pulling down. 

"Later," I said, "They might...."

He cut me off. "Right now baby," he said, dropping to his knees.  His other hand slid under my skirt and grabbed my waistband and began pulling downward.  I spread my legs a bit to help with the removal, lifting each foot as he removed them.

His hand returned and started rubbing along my sex. I opened my legs a bit and my body very quickly began proving the lubricating moisture to my opening.  His toying fingers were soon coated.  A finger entered me effortlessly.  I leaned back against the closest wall, turning my legs outward more, giving him more access. He was struggling with my skirt.  Bunching it in his hands he  told me to hold my skirt up out of the way. I did as asked, dans face moved in closer.  He pulled his fingers and licked them. "You taste good today."

His hand quickly returned and two fingers penetrated me in and out a few times.  A third finger tried joining in but it was too uncomfortable for me and I told him so.  He continued with two finger, reaching deep inside and bending back massaged my vaginal wall opposite my pubic mound.  His two fingertips massaged the inner wall softly, as my clitoris grew against his palm. The anterior wall he was massaging grew more sensitive as he continued this.  Involuntarily my back hunched forward off the wall, I let go of my skirt and regained my balance by placing my hands on his shoulders. 

"Let's get you on the bed," Dan said, removing his fingers.taking hold of my wrist he guided me from the closet into the bedroom, locking the door to the bedroom as we walked past it.

Before getting on the bed, I took Dan's hand in mine  and said, "keep doing what you were doing, that felt wonderful."  And bringing his fingers that had been penetrating me to my mouth, I sucked on them. I know how much he likes when I taste myself, and I did this as much for him as for myself.

I laid back on the bed, spreading my legs and lifting my knees.  He crawled between my legs, flipping my skirt up onto my stomach, and his two fingers were back inside me quickly.  The massage of the frontside of my vaginal wall  resumed. The flats of his fingers slowly made sweeps across the spongy surface.  I was getting lost in it, eyes closed, head resting on the bed.

"Get your tits out," he ordered.  I had on a loose knit v-neck top that I pulled free of my skirt waistband.  Arching my back off the mattress I managed to get it up above my breasts. My bra attached with a loop and hook at the front.  Undoing it, the cups of my bra fell open and my breasts spilled free.

"Play with them," Dan said.   

I've never really felt comfortable playing with my own breasts, it has never really done anything for me, but today it did.  He watched as I pushed inward from the sides, while my index and middle fingers of each hand toyed with my nipples.  I pinched and rubbed them, pleasing him, and me.

Dan introduced a third finger to my penetration he was administering. While this was a little more uncomfortable, it soon felt wonderful, stretching me.  But he couldn't reach up along my inner wall as well.   

His left hand joined in, resting the flat of his fingers on my moms pubis, directly opposite the fingers of his interior fingers, pressing back with equal pressure.  I was enjoying this immensely. When his thumb found my clitoris, I arched my back high off the mattress, his hand seeming to lift me , and the rubbing intensified. Everything was absolutely perfect as I arched my back further, spreading my legs  wider, biting my lower lip knowing my time was near. Moments later the waves crashed over me as I came hard, his fingers trying to push further up into me as my tender lips convulsed around his stretching fingers. 

My butt quickly slammed into the mattress and I pushed his hands away,   I laid there recovering as he rubbed my calves softly. 

"That was beautiful, Jules."

I gave a breathless laugh and told him to get his shorts off.  I got on my knees and gave him a b.j. for about 10 minutes.  When it was his time, I took him from my mouth. Continuing to stroke, I aimed his erection at my still bared breasts and allowed the first couple of spurts to land there.  I took him in my mouth for the remainder.  When he was done ejaculating, I sat back on my heels. Looking up at him I began rubbing the strings of semen all around on my breasts. 

I got up, gave him a peck on the cheek and told him I needed to take a shower. He got his shorts back on and left.  I joined him on the couch afterward, an Old Fashioned was waiting for me. 



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Reply #1916 on: August 21, 2022, 03:47:32 PM
WOO!  8) 8)

Would have loved to see the Dream Cruise too.  ;D ;D


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Reply #1917 on: August 21, 2022, 04:12:54 PM
Holy shit Jules!! That's hot as hell! Woo for sure.

I did as well, but it was nothing like that. We started out in an playful argument, and then he "put me in my place" I'll leave it at that.



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Reply #1918 on: August 21, 2022, 05:31:22 PM
And the hits just keep on coming. The word pictures Jules creates are more art than porn. Pure erotica. WOO for sure. Thanks Jules.

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Reply #1919 on: August 21, 2022, 07:35:01 PM
.... The word pictures Jules creates are more art than porn. Pure erotica. ........

Nail, on head, well and truly hit.

And a woo for MJ


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