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Reply #1740 on: May 06, 2022, 02:49:45 PM
Is she the one that heard you and Dan the other night? Maybe she was trying to get you back  :emot_laughing:

Yes.  Please don't remind me of that.   :facepalm:
I'm happy for her.  She is so self-conscious about her weight and she hasn't been dating for 18 months because of it.  She finally just hit it off with this boy who is a friend of a friend.  They had known each other for a few years when getting together with the mutual friend on occasion but never made the connection.

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Reply #1741 on: May 06, 2022, 03:03:27 PM
Then she giggled and cuddled up next to me and said, "He lasted forever."

This made my day. 🥰🥰🥰

Of course, lasting “forever,” at that age means anything longer than 5 minutes.
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Reply #1742 on: May 06, 2022, 03:20:31 PM
Every parents nightmare...when the kids start having sex. No matter the age, they're still a little girl in your head.

So nice that she feels comfortable enough to share with you.  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1743 on: May 06, 2022, 05:43:53 PM
Yes.  Please don't remind me of that.   :facepalm:

I was going to crack a few jokes, bit I both like and fear the Sheriff too much 😅

She is so self-conscious about her weight and she hasn't been dating for 18 months because of it.

A few extra pounds? Nobody worth her time is going to care, and self-confidence is the sexiest thing anyway. I'd much rather play with someone plus sized who also thinks she's got the best clit you've ever licked than someone on the skinny side that needs to be told 100 she's not ugly trash.



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Reply #1744 on: May 08, 2022, 07:22:06 PM
Good thing Mrs JBRG decided that mid afternoon was a good time to have her toes curled. I fell asleep on the couch and missed the entire third period of the Calgary-Dallas hockey game.

She even surprised me by asking if, after a decent amount of time, I wanted to sit up and have her ride me. I love that position so we switched. It wasn't long after that I was able to witness what I think is the most beautiful thing in the world -- the look on a woman's face as she is cumming.

Then we flipped back over to missionary where, for the first time in about a month and a half, I filled her pussy instead of shooting on her mound.

That is all.


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Reply #1745 on: May 14, 2022, 05:18:24 AM
Took advantage of the heat wave and total lack of bugs and brought Allan out to the park for a good time. He was a bit nervous, but he didn't stop me from getting in his pants and helping myself. Nor did he hesitate when I dropped my pants and bent over. I didn't get an O but being outside like that was good enough for me. Love every second of it. We had to rush because we were hearing about a storm coming, and wanted to beat it home. Apparently it isnt even going to us. Should have taken my time and maybe I'd have gotten mine.

Just gonna hit a shower and take care of it myself.



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Reply #1746 on: May 14, 2022, 05:45:20 AM
Took advantage of the heat wave and total lack of bugs and brought Allan out to the park for a good time.

One of my favorite times was with my TAMU girlfriend, doing it on a picnic table in the park, within full view of a Little League baseball game. I’d be happy to help. Love you baby.
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Reply #1747 on: May 14, 2022, 06:23:28 AM
Took advantage of the heat wave and total lack of bugs and brought Allan out to the park for a good time.

One of my favorite was with my TAMU girlfriend, doing it on a picnic table in the park, with in full sight of a Little League baseball game. I’d be happy to help. Love you baby.

Wish there had been a picnic table. But I started out with hands on knees, and then ended up on all fours.

 Love you back :emot_kiss:



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Reply #1748 on: May 14, 2022, 06:59:01 AM
with in full sight of a Little League baseball game

Toe demonstrating how to attack fourth base  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #1749 on: May 14, 2022, 03:56:15 PM
I met two cute girls in 66 (no not the year) they are 18 and 19 and BFFs.

They had never kissed or done anything with each other, or any other girls and Evie was a little shy but Molly was curious and wanted to know more about it. I was sure she had the hots for Evie, but wouldn’t ever admit it...

We talked, and I answered a lot of questions but it was a little noisy and they sipped the same drink for an hour. So I invited them home to my place.

Back here we talked some more, and I took a chance and asked Molly if she wanted to try kissing a girl. She was a little reluctant in the beginning but after I got my tongue in her mouth, she really got into it.

I thought of Evie and broke the kiss. She was like a magnet. Her eyes were full of sadness and jealousy, but also longing and lust. She tried to say something to stop me but gave up as soon as our lips met.

Better stop here, but I can tell that they left me about two hours ago.

Now I can’t concentrate on reading up for the xxx exam.

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Reply #1750 on: May 14, 2022, 05:20:18 PM
Took advantage of the heat wave and total lack of bugs and brought Allan out to the park for a good time. He was a bit nervous, but he didn't stop me from getting in his pants and helping myself. Nor did he hesitate when I dropped my pants and bent over. I didn't get an O but being outside like that was good enough for me. Love every second of it. We had to rush because we were hearing about a storm coming, and wanted to beat it home. Apparently it isnt even going to us. Should have taken my time and maybe I'd have gotten mine.

Just gonna hit a shower and take care of it myself.

Cannot believe there were no bugs around. Those deer flies can really bite.

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Reply #1751 on: May 14, 2022, 05:22:28 PM
I met two cute girls in 66 (no not the year) they are 18 and 19 and BFFs.

They had never kissed or done anything with each other, or any other girls and Evie was a little shy but Molly was curious and wanted to know more about it. I was sure she had the hots for Evie, but wouldn’t ever admit it...

We talked, and I answered a lot of questions but it was a little noisy and they sipped the same drink for an hour. So I invited them home to my place.

Back here we talked some more, and I took a chance and asked Molly if she wanted to try kissing a girl. She was a little reluctant in the beginning but after I got my tongue in her mouth, she really got into it.

I thought of Evie and broke the kiss. She was like a magnet. Her eyes were full of sadness and jealousy, but also longing and lust. She tried to say something to stop me but gave up as soon as our lips met.

Better stop here, but I can tell that they left me about two hours ago.

Now I can’t concentrate on reading up for the xxx exam.

 :emot_kiss:

WOO!  Thank you for sharing. There is a XXX exam?  That should be a fun test. Part oral, I hope.  ;D ;D

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Reply #1752 on: May 14, 2022, 08:18:37 PM
I met two cute girls in 66 (no not the year) they are 18 and 19 and BFFs.

They had never kissed or done anything with each other, or any other girls and Evie was a little shy but Molly was curious and wanted to know more about it. I was sure she had the hots for Evie, but wouldn’t ever admit it...

We talked, and I answered a lot of questions but it was a little noisy and they sipped the same drink for an hour. So I invited them home to my place.

Back here we talked some more, and I took a chance and asked Molly if she wanted to try kissing a girl. She was a little reluctant in the beginning but after I got my tongue in her mouth, she really got into it.

I thought of Evie and broke the kiss. She was like a magnet. Her eyes were full of sadness and jealousy, but also longing and lust. She tried to say something to stop me but gave up as soon as our lips met.

Better stop here, but I can tell that they left me about two hours ago.

Now I can’t concentrate on reading up for the xxx exam.

 :emot_kiss:

WOO
That was hot.
I see a story here.
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Reply #1753 on: May 15, 2022, 05:43:48 PM

WOO!  Thank you for sharing. There is a XXX exam?  That should be a fun test. Part oral, I hope.  ;D ;D

Thank you so much for the comment and the Woo  :hug:

Sorry to disappoint you XXX ment  :emot_banghead: :emot_banghead: :emot_banghead:  :facepalm:

I do hope that the girls come back for another  oral test.  :emot_maninlove: :gay:

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Reply #1754 on: May 20, 2022, 04:46:55 PM
He sat in his gaming chair, and I wrapped myself around him. There were storms rolling though yesterday evening, and I love the sound of rumbling thunder. He had opened a window so we could hear it better, and it would send a cool chilling breeze into the room. The occasional breeze would come in and give me the chills. The contrast with the coolness outside and his hot body was wonderful. Made me draw myself closer to him. Hugging each other tight we rocked back and forth in his weird little chair. It was so great, the o ly thing that would have made it better is if we could have been doing it out in the storm.



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Reply #1755 on: May 20, 2022, 10:07:43 PM
Sounds like Allan and you had a fun evening making it to the sound of thunder and rain hitting the window.  :emot_kiss:     But aren't gaming chairs narrow?  ;D

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Reply #1756 on: May 20, 2022, 10:56:43 PM
Had to do a quick search so you know what I'm talking about. Its not like one of the big fancy office chair looking things. Its like this.



So he sits, I straddle him, and then when we're all snug together, he just rocks back and forth...  :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:



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Reply #1757 on: May 21, 2022, 03:20:58 PM
Had to do a quick search so you know what I'm talking about. Its not like one of the big fancy office chair looking things. Its like this.



So he sits, I straddle him, and then when we're all snug together, he just rocks back and forth...  :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:

And here I thought the only thing one does in a gaming chair is play with a joy stick and interact with video games. Now when I see one, I will envision Shiela rocking back and forth while straddling Allan... 8) 8)

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Reply #1758 on: May 23, 2022, 02:36:17 PM

And, I haven't gotten laid in a week. #WRMD




I told the old man to get busy or go sleep out in the family room on the couch.
Well, he didn't end up on the couch.





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Reply #1759 on: May 23, 2022, 02:39:46 PM

And, I haven't gotten laid in a week. #WRMD




I told the old man to get busy or go sleep out in the family room on the couch.
Well, he didn't end up on the couch.
Old man?
The way he’s been talked about, I always thought of him as a guy at 40, with the spirit and youth of a 24 year-old.