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Reply #1720 on: April 17, 2022, 03:22:27 PM
Don't know if I should've read that on a Sunday morning  :facepalm:

Beautifully written anyway  ;D

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Reply #1721 on: April 17, 2022, 03:30:19 PM
Holy shit girl. You made daddy’s Easter eggs bust.

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Reply #1722 on: April 17, 2022, 05:40:44 PM
Creme eggs all over the place  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #1723 on: April 22, 2022, 02:25:33 PM
Allan tested negative for covid, so I invited myself over bringing my toys with me. I kinda borrowed a move from MJ, and told him I was going to put on a show for him, reenact the hotel room scene. Show him what he missed out on, and said he can only watch.

I asked him to stand by the door, and and I undressed and crawled onto his neatly made bed with shower buddy in hand. I laid down so everything was in his direction, and for myself I thought about how badly I wanted him to walk into that hotel room, and now there he was standing there watching.

I was making a mess if his bed kicking and grabbing at blankets, and he just stood there watching with a gorgeous smile on his face. I tried to keep my eyes on him, but I kept dropping my head back. During one of those moments, he made his way to the edge of the bed and climbed on which made me look at him. I k ow I was supposed to tell him no touching, or go back by the door, but I lacked the desire or will to do so. At that moment with him so close, the word "no" did not exist to me. He took my toy, and did his best to keep it going. It was nice, but he could use a lot more practice do it.

It wasn't long before I was tugging at his pants and doing my best to get him naked. He was very erect when he got out of his pants which made me happy he enjoyed the show, and together we finished messing up his bed. Toy was good, and fun. He was better.

After, he told me that if I ever wanted to do the hotel thing again, he'd be more than happy to snub me again on the idea, as long as it led to this. Maybe next time I'll be more firm with him not touching... maybe😏



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Reply #1724 on: April 22, 2022, 02:42:29 PM
1150 for you.


A couple of weeks ago I was giving oral to Dan. Just as he was about to ejaculated, I took him out and aimed at my face.

Last night we were in bed, him sitting with his back against the headboard, me straddling him, facing him. He likes this because my breasts are eye level.  He also has staying power in this position and I had two O's.  As he got close, I asked him if he would like to give me a facial again.  He said he'd love to.  I got off and laid on the bed. He had me maneuver so my head was near the edge of the mattress, while he got off the bed.  He had me lean my head back and I took him back in my mouth. His testicles on my nose. I worked my tongue around his head as he slowly stroked his penis.  Suddenly he told me to roll over as he backed out of me.   I did and held my head up.  "Open your mouth," he said.  I had just opened and he squirted it half on my cheek, half in my mouth.  Th next on my other cheek.  Then his head was in my mouth and I closed around him.  His body shook as he continued his orgasm.

And then he got on his knees and kissed me.  He's tasted himself before, but not very often.  I love when he does it.


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Reply #1725 on: April 22, 2022, 03:11:09 PM
It’s like waking up and finding *two* Easter baskets next to the bed. Holy shit girls. I’m gonna have to ask my cardiologist for permission to continue.

Love you both! ❤️❤️❤️

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Reply #1726 on: April 22, 2022, 03:23:14 PM
Who needs porn when we have two hotties like Shiela and Jules!
Woos to both for such pulse raising accounts.

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Reply #1727 on: April 22, 2022, 03:35:42 PM
My pulse wasn't the only thing that was raised after reading last night accounts by Shiela and Jules.  ;D ;D

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Reply #1728 on: April 22, 2022, 06:34:29 PM
Thank you for the lovely stories  :emot_kiss: ;D



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Reply #1729 on: April 25, 2022, 05:28:28 PM

Haven't been around much the last week. What wonderful stories to come back to.  Woos all round.


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Reply #1730 on: April 25, 2022, 06:10:32 PM
It has been a while but yesterday afternoon we had a pretty good bit of toe curling afternoon delight.

The greater the amount of time between tumbles, the more likely I am to verbalize my favourite fantasy.

So, yesterday, while balls deep, I started describing for my dear sweet wife that her boyfriend was fucking her while her husband was waiting his turn. Or, alternatively, he was caressing her while her boyfriend was balls deep. She held up a boob for me to suck on so I added that two guys would give her four hands to caress her, two mouths to suck on her tits at the same time. Then I whispered she could have a cock in her pussy and one in her mouth at which time she orgasmed.

I continued to fuck her and when I was getting close, still playing the part of a boyfriend, I asked her if her boyfriends gets to cum in her or on her. She quickly responded on. So, following her "wishes", when I was ready to cum, I pulled out and sprayed just above her pussy hair.

Once we had recovered, she told me that our friend had finally provided a time to go over to his place for drinks around his swimming pool.


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Reply #1731 on: April 25, 2022, 09:32:21 PM
WOO to JBRG. A little role playing adds spice to the lovemaking.  8)

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Reply #1732 on: May 01, 2022, 01:18:47 PM
After that whole scarf debacle and subsequent reaction. I felt it best that I return to where it happened, and with who it happened with... and get on top of it...

...I rode him hard.



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Reply #1733 on: May 01, 2022, 01:52:04 PM
Like they always say, "If you fall off the horse, get right back on".

Glad to hear you gave Allen a good ride. :emot_kiss:


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Reply #1734 on: May 01, 2022, 03:43:53 PM
After a couple of "wanna fool around tonight" offers that I had to painfully say no to due physical issues on my part, everything clicked last night. It was beautiful.  8) 8)

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Reply #1735 on: May 01, 2022, 05:33:20 PM
The Eagle has landed  ;D



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Reply #1736 on: May 01, 2022, 05:46:01 PM
or at least had some feathers ruffled.

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Reply #1737 on: May 02, 2022, 01:14:18 PM
After that whole scarf debacle and subsequent reaction. I felt it best that I return to where it happened, and with who it happened with... and get on top of it...

...I rode him hard.

Good girl.  :sign_a+: :sign_yourock: :sign_lookinggood:

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Reply #1738 on: May 06, 2022, 02:07:17 PM
The oldest came in last night from a date.  She has been dating this guy for 3 weeks, we still have yet to meet him.  I noticed immediately she wasn't wearing a bra. Her lipstick was smudged, her hair was messy, not messy messy, but I noticed.   She quickly went to her room and changed and came to join us in the family room.  Dan went to bed shortly after. 
I made a comment that she shouldn't really come in the house in front of her father like that, he might blow a gasket.  Horror struck her face knowing that I knew.  Then she smiled and said, "He is very talented. And he..."
I cut her off, "NO NO NO, no details!"
Then she giggled and cuddled up next to me and said, "He lasted forever."

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Reply #1739 on: May 06, 2022, 02:42:02 PM
Is she the one that heard you and Dan the other night? Maybe she was trying to get you back  :emot_laughing: