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Reply #1700 on: March 28, 2022, 05:44:20 PM
I have brought up the topic of the little blue pill a few times and Mrs JBRG has flatly told me that I don't need it.


I didn't get laid last night. I got laid just before lunch yesterday. Mrs went to shower (there is no showering together down here what with a 10 gallon water heater and damn near no water pressure) after her work out. When she came out she stood naked behind the door chatting me up. When I entered the room and saw her state of dress, proof that I do not need Viagra happened almost immediately. We were going out to a friend's pool (33C yesterday) not long after lunch so I asked her if I was going to cum in her or on her (nothing draining out 3 hours later). On her was the decision and after her cum, I deposited what was probably the largest puddle in probably a decade.

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Reply #1701 on: March 28, 2022, 06:09:15 PM
I do think it's possible to last 'too long,' to where it starts to give the other person the feeling they're not good enough or hot enough for you to cum sooner.


This is 100% true for me. I have said it before, that i absolutely LOVE being able to arouse and get him off. Seeing that I caused him so much pleasure makes me feel very sexy and is a huge self esteem boost. Get pleasure from giving.

To be clear, Allan does NOT need these stupid things. As he said, he just wanted to try them. I know it's not uncommon for guys to get them just to get them. I've said before that many years ago, that I had shared a pill with a boyfriend. It was quite an intense experience, but nothing like this.

Next time we hook up... revenge!😈



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Reply #1702 on: March 28, 2022, 06:27:20 PM

Hell, I knew a girl that actually liked for guys to cum as quickly as possible, because it made her feel like she was so hot and tight (her words) that they just couldn't hold off long


Her name was Danielle. She would tease you and edge you to the point I was leaking cum like a stallion, and she’d do everything to make you cum in a *very* short time. Then she’d climb on your face and make you eat her an hour.

She said she loved making me cum really fast. LOL.  She was so hot I didn’t mind. But damn, a man likes to rut.


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Reply #1704 on: March 28, 2022, 08:38:13 PM

Hell, I knew a girl that actually liked for guys to cum as quickly as possible, because it made her feel like she was so hot and tight (her words) that they just couldn't hold off long


Her name was Danielle. She would tease you and edge you to the point I was leaking cum like a stallion, and she’d do everything to make you cum in a *very* short time. Then she’d climb on your face and make you eat her an hour.

She said she loved making me cum really fast. LOL.  She was so hot I didn’t mind. But damn, a man likes to rut.



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Reply #1705 on: March 28, 2022, 08:57:06 PM


For the most part it is utterly amazing. Without a doubt some of the best sex I've ever had, and then... he doesn't stop. Being mentally prepared, and having a few drinks before hand did absolutely nothing. I'm thinking that maybe he put on some sort of numbing cream, but I can tell by his face and his words, that I feel good to him too. So how the hell can he just keep going?

Allan's new nickname is The Energizer Rabbit - he keeps going and going and going.  ;D ;D

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Reply #1706 on: March 29, 2022, 01:08:28 PM
I do think it's possible to last 'too long,' to where it starts to give the other person the feeling they're not good enough or hot enough for you to cum sooner.


This is 100% true for me. I have said it before, that i absolutely LOVE being able to arouse and get him off. Seeing that I caused him so much pleasure makes me feel very sexy and is a huge self esteem boost. Get pleasure from giving.

To be clear, Allan does NOT need these stupid things. As he said, he just wanted to try them. I know it's not uncommon for guys to get them just to get them. I've said before that many years ago, that I had shared a pill with a boyfriend. It was quite an intense experience, but nothing like this.

Next time we hook up... revenge!😈

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Reply #1707 on: April 10, 2022, 02:45:21 PM
In the past week, I've had sex every single day except one. slow gentle sex, hard ground pounding sex, noon quickies, and of course smelly morning sex followed by shower sex.

The only day I didn't have sex was when I spent the day with my dad before his third date.



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Reply #1708 on: April 10, 2022, 02:57:34 PM
We had the house to ourselves. We shared a thc gummy and had drinks. It was a short time before we were in an altered mood.

We played a game called ShutTheBox. A mindless dice game that we can play a round in 2 minutes.  So we played strip ShutTheBox.  I lost my clothes first.  :(.   From that point on, I had to do tasks for 2 minutes each time he won until he finally lost his boxers.then he too had to do what I asked.   It was a fun time, but I wasn't quite as creative in coming up with tasks for him to do as he was with me. One task was dipping my fingers in his wine and rubbing it on the tips of my breasts so he could lick it off.

We eventually decided that we'd play one last game and the winner got to choose the position we would make love. 

He won. 
He brought a kitchen chair into the family room and sat down and asked me to ride him with my back to him, so sitting in his lap, but we just couldn't get a rythym going like that.  We decided I would turn around and straddled him.  He requested I go slow as he enjoyed my breasts in his face. His teeth made me yelp a time or two. He eventually  had a very strong O.  Sadly, I was left without. 

After I cleaned up a bit, we got to bed and I resurrected him. He wanted me from behind and he lasted a long time during his second mission.  Long enough to take me to happy land twice.

We put on Amazon prime.  I fell asleep quickly.  There was a sex scene of a character pleasing a woman orally.  He decided to wake me.  He normally gets between my legs under the covers, but he was in a dirty mood.  He cleared the bed of the sheets and blankets and lifted my knees back toward my chest and spread my legs telling me , "I'm going to devour your cunt."  I've never heard him use that word before. . He grabbed my hairs and pulled me open lewdly and wasted no time getting busy.  In the position I was in, I could see his face plainly.  He was not the sweet and gentle lover he usually is, he was very aggressive with his mouth and tongue and was using foul words. He would give light taps to my tender parts and even slipped a wet thumb into my bum for the remainder.  It was so flippin erotic.  It all lasted less than 4 minutes, but I had the most intense O I've had in a long time, making me scream louder than I have in a long time.
 
Boy, did I ever get laid last night. 

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Reply #1709 on: April 10, 2022, 04:12:09 PM
In the past week, I've had sex every single day except one. slow gentle sex, hard ground pounding sex, noon quickies, and of course smelly morning sex followed by shower sex.

The only day I didn't have sex was when I spent the day with my dad before his third date.

In other words, you wore Allan out.  ;D ;D

Used to love those noon quickies.  8)

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Reply #1710 on: April 10, 2022, 04:15:33 PM

He brought a kitchen chair into the family room and sat down and asked me to ride him with my back to him, so sitting in his lap, but we just couldn't get a rythym going like that.  We decided I would turn around and straddled him.  He requested I go slow as he enjoyed my breasts in his face. His teeth made me yelp a time or two. He eventually  had a very strong O.  Sadly, I was left without. 


Boy, did I ever get laid last night.


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Reply #1711 on: April 10, 2022, 07:02:07 PM
Three times, but I’ll spare you the details. No one wants a mental picture of me doing the dirty deed.

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Reply #1712 on: April 10, 2022, 07:21:21 PM
Three times, but I’ll spare you the details. No one wants a mental picture of me doing the dirty deed.

Be happy you're young enough to go three times.

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Reply #1713 on: April 12, 2022, 01:41:35 AM
Holy crap did Mrs JBRG's toes curl yesterday afternoon. She interrupted my siesta by laying down next to me and getting frisky. She was pretty much ready to go as soon as we got our clothes off. Not long after penetration, I asked her if the lubrication was natural or augmented (at her age, it doesn't necessarily come naturally). She said it was all her so I asked if I could lick her pussy. She hasn't let me do this in at least 16 or 17 years because she is very sensitive down there. Anyways, she gave me permission. I told her I wouldn't be long.  It wasn't a minute later when I started licking her clit and BANG. Massive, long term orgasm. When she had had enough, she pushed my head away and said she thought I would be right back. At that I climbed back up, inserted into her and tried to grind out another orgasm for her. But I guess once is enough for her. I asked if she wanted me to cum soon and she nodded yes. So, a few minutes later, I came hard myself.

I swear her toes aren't going to uncurl until at least tomorrow ;D

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Reply #1714 on: April 14, 2022, 02:17:13 PM

Dan's been a different person of late. Aggressive, demanding, rough.  Not sure what has gotten in to him, but it was wonderful.

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Reply #1715 on: April 14, 2022, 02:46:03 PM
At least we know what's gotten into you then  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1716 on: April 14, 2022, 03:02:34 PM

Dan's been a different person of late. Aggressive, demanding, rough.  Not sure what has gotten in to him, but it was wonderful.

Those little blue pills?  ;D ;D

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Reply #1717 on: April 14, 2022, 03:43:24 PM
Perhaps he's making up for all those times during your trip he had to have restraint?



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Reply #1718 on: April 17, 2022, 03:03:26 PM
I wanted him so bad I couldn't wait to get his clothes off. He felt so good. His mouth his body and his dick felt like they were giving me life. Just having him in my mouth made me feel dizzy with excitment. Overstimulated. I was so into it I didnt realize I was sucking on him so hard, maybe a little too hard, and he asked if I was trying to suck his dick off his body. We both laughed a little after i apologized, and then i climbed on top of him.

I road him slow and steady at first, but picking up the pace rather quickly. I wasnt doing a lot of bouncing, but I was more grinding than anything. I was having my first O in record time, and soaked his lap. While I was shaking all I could say was "more".

That's when he tossed me to the side and took complete control. I had my ankles locked behind him while he thrust away. Several times I wished he still had those pills, but still glad he didn't. He was a machine without them, and giving all he had and I was completely loving it. Every so often he would go all in and then grind away like I was while on top of him. It was better than great.

During my next orgasm, my ankles came unlocked and my knees somehow found there way between us and he was pushed off of me. Totally unintentional, and when I could finally focus on his beautiful smiling face, I just wanted more, and asked if he want my ass, and he said something about whether or not I offered he was going to take it.

So I flipped over and sat on my heels, and then leaned forward placing my face on the pillow. He was pretty quick with getting the lube and I didnt wait long before he cover me with it. There was a moment of anticipation as he put it on himself and then he was there knocking on my back door. Since we've been having more anal sex lately, it wasnt painful, but a little u comfortable at first while I adjusted, I didnt need too, but I still bite the pillow out of habit. After some very slow drawn out thrusts, he picked up the pace. I still wanted some clitoral stimulation, so I handled that myself while he worked my backside. The pressure is different, the nerves are different and I dont feel all of him like I do when he's going in the front, but it still feels amazing.

I kept begging for him to go harder which he seemed quite happy to do. Between his wonderful dick and my fingers I was dancing on cloud nine in no time flat. He never slowed, and was going almost a little too hard and I was about to ask him to slow it down when he announced his finish. Lately he was staying inside, but this time he pulled out and covered my back. I craned my.neck trying to see, but both the angle and my bodies refusal to listen to me at that moment, I just laid there and felt it hit me.

With a little effort as my knees were a little resistant, I laid down on my belly and he flopped down beside me. We smiled at each other and I kept telling him how amazing that was. He would return the sentiment, and then went and got a wet cloth and cleaned my back a little before we went into the shower.



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Reply #1719 on: April 17, 2022, 03:18:30 PM
Don't know if I should've read that on a Sunday morning  :facepalm:

Beautifully written anyway  ;D