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Reply #1600 on: February 08, 2022, 12:47:41 AM
Was hoping to get some last night. It had been a while. Anyways, it didn't happen.

Woke up this morning in a pissy mood. Mrs JBRG got up, got dressed, gave me a hug and walked the dogs.

I stayed in bed and just let the pissed off mood continue. When the Mrs got back, I was still in bed. She climbed on the bed and got snuggly. I didn't say a word. After a while, I rolled over (the shoulder I was laying on was complaining) and got into our usual snuggle position.

Soon enough, I had to pee. So, I got up, and said to her, "I'm going to pee. When I come out, I'm going to fuck you."

When I came out, I started the foreplay, eventually got her undressed. Then, I did as promised. I fucked her.  She had a moderate orgasm. Shortly after her cum, I did the same.

This wasn't love making.

I must say, my mood was much better for the rest of today.



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Reply #1601 on: February 08, 2022, 05:09:25 AM
I usually say something disgusting to the Mrs. when I’m ready to fuck any knotty hole in a board. Something about being used as a masturbatory aid that seems to excite her. Anyway, I gave you a woo.

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Reply #1602 on: February 08, 2022, 05:34:25 AM
Such sweet talkers  :emot_kiss: Woo for both of you



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Reply #1603 on: February 08, 2022, 03:07:43 PM
Such sweet talkers  :emot_kiss: Woo for both of you
   
haha, that's what I was thinking.
Only dated one guy that spoke to me like that.

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Reply #1604 on: February 10, 2022, 01:56:05 PM
You know it :emot_kiss:
 The movie was extremely entertaining and we loved every minute of it. So after Ghostbusters Afterlife, he put on Groundhog Day and then he kind of surprised me by kicking things off.

You had me at Ghostbusters Afterlife....  LOL

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Reply #1605 on: February 10, 2022, 02:20:52 PM

A wandering hand awoke me last night.  I pretended to sleep throughout it, even through my O.   About 30 minutes later I stirred and snuggled up next to him, whispering, "I just had the best dream ever."

He asked if I had really slept through it. 

I confessed I had not and thanked him with a kiss. 


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Reply #1606 on: February 10, 2022, 03:36:29 PM
I tried the exact same thing on Allan last night. He had a bad day, and was having a few drinks. He ended up falling asleep on the couch, and I tired waking him up in similar fashion, but he wasn't having it. So I left and drove home around 10:30 last night.

So one of us is rather crabby today😠



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Reply #1607 on: February 15, 2022, 02:05:16 PM
Nothing fancy. Just two senior citizens rekindling fun times. Slept really well after.  8) 8)

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Reply #1608 on: February 15, 2022, 02:24:37 PM
Nothing fancy. Just two senior citizens rekindling fun times. Slept really well after.  8) 8)

Woo to you both for keeping that passion alive :emot_kiss:



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Reply #1609 on: February 15, 2022, 02:28:52 PM
Yesterday was a rough and shitty day for me. I was at work, everyone decided to catch the "lets go absolutely stupid doing a job we have been doing forever" bug. Higher ups chewed me two more nice superfluous assholes because my team went full dumb, which like a quick rising plague, spread to the other groups. Secretaries popping off with the cliche' d "Must be Monday." bullshit jokes that gets them through, and is printed on every god damned motivational poster plastered on every fucking wall. My oldest calls me at work needing money for a book she forgot to buy at the beginning of the semester, my second daughter wanted to borrow my truck to help move out a friend, who was graduating and removed herself from the lease, so now I have to "help" her and her sexy but dumb friends with a part of the rent until their new roomie moves in when she starts in the summer, oh and that truck came back almost empty of gas and dinged to hell and back. My younger daughter has declared to us that she is an independent woman at 15 almost 16, but I still have to give her an allowance and provide food and shelter, and all that shit. My son, whom I thought was actually smarter than his biology, decided to go full teen boy, and put a big hole in my shed with an improvised potato cannon, not using fire, but my 2000 dollar air compressor, and a tire blaster that my father threw out because it was rusting out and dangerous. So after Dinner, I drove to the middle of nowhere and screamed my head off for an hour.

I tell that story to tell you all this.

  My wife was getting ready for bed, giving me the cold shoulder for some strange reason, and I get my shower, grab a book I wanted to read, and settle in for an epic old persons night of wild fun. But noo that was not in the stars for me. She jumped on me before she even got under the covers. I was not in the mood to fuck and she did not care. I was tired and weak, and she was brutal and strong. I tried crawling out of the bed to get away but she was not having any of it. We fucked like animals until three a.m. and she just rolls over with a smile and asks "feel better?" pure gold.

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Reply #1610 on: February 18, 2022, 05:53:50 PM
Woo to you. Wish my wife had that kind of initiative.

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Reply #1611 on: February 18, 2022, 06:07:19 PM
I got horny and a bit playful in my bed last night hearing my drunk roommate cheat on her boyfriend with two guys she came home with.  Holy fuck is she is lustfully sounding screamer.  But I don't think that counts me me.

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Reply #1612 on: February 18, 2022, 06:12:26 PM
Woo for the threesome and the roommate

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Reply #1613 on: February 20, 2022, 04:34:23 PM
Started on Thursday night. We went to bed and I whispered in her ear that I wanted her but not that night. Friday night, we crawled into bed and I whispered again that I wanted her but on Saturday night. Last night we were snuggling and I whispered in her ear that I wanted her now.

I will be quite clear here, I was not expecting what ended up happening. I was expecting our usual lovemaking. The same boring routine that we usually go through. Maybe it was the playful suggestion that I made earlier in the day that she should invite a friend into bed with us. I don't know. What I do know is SHE fucked me. And she fucked me good. My heart rate during our normal encounters is usually in the 95-100 range. Last night, it got to 122 for a good portion of our romp.

That is all.

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Reply #1614 on: February 20, 2022, 06:16:01 PM
Gets a woo from me.

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Reply #1615 on: February 20, 2022, 06:22:03 PM
. My heart rate during our normal encounters is usually in the 95-100 range. Last night, it got to 122 for a good portion of our romp.

Confession.....
I check my hear trate all the time during love making.  I also check Dan's
I'm usually in the 95 range, sometimes over 100.   Dan is in the low 80's.

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Reply #1616 on: February 23, 2022, 02:39:39 PM
Not last night but this morning.  I can't remember when we last had sex in the morning but since our lives have been pretty hectic lately and neither of us can stay up late after a long day, Mrs suggested this morning why don't we do it now. The eagle is smiling.

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Reply #1617 on: February 23, 2022, 02:58:32 PM
Happy for our Eagle. Bet feathers were flying for a while. ;D

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Reply #1618 on: February 24, 2022, 08:03:00 PM
As someone here used to say, I didn't, but my mouth did.

Allan knew I was going through some tough stuff, and even though he have me space like I had asked, he still called or sent me a text here and there. Not too much, and not too little. He knew I wanted to see the new movie Death on The Nile, and said he got off of work a little early, and there was an early showing and asked if I wanted to go. I needed to get out so I said yes.

We were the only ones in the theater when the previews started and I told him about a time when men and my friends saw a Tuesday showing of Jumanji (with Dwayne Johnson) and we had the whole theater to ourselves. I thought it was going to be like that for us, but one other person ended up coming in. He sat two rows up, but in the middle, where we sat on the end.

The movie started and I was into it immediately trying to pay attention details to see if I could keep up with detective Hercule Poirot, I have not read the book, so it was all new for me. I was picking up on everything, and then it happened. The Riva boat.

I wanted to be on that boat. Naked on that boat. Giving and receiving pleasure on that boat. I became very aware of his presence, his shoulder touching mine, the way he smelled, even when he moved to eat some popcorn. I found myself thinking about something I had read early (thank you MJ) and I started getting really hot. I had my hand tucked between my legs and I was rubbing my thighs together wondering he'd be up for the adventure.

I took a move out of my own book and like I had done to him in the bar, leaned over to him and told him "I want to suck your dick."

He just looked at me and said nothing, and in his silence I slowly slid put of my seat and tucked myself between his legs. He didnt help with his button or zipper other than to raise his hips to make it easier. I tugged his pants down enough that I could reach in and fish him out, and then wasted no time licking and kissing him up and down. Felt him grow in my mouth, but I think he was already half way there because he's got a thing for Gal Gadot.

I loved the way he felt in my mouth, the way he squeezed me with his legs, his hand on my head. I kept looking up at him to see his head roll back. I couldnt hear him moaning or anything because between the theater volume and I assume his wanted to keep quite because of that other guy there, but I could watch his chest rise and fall with deep breaths. I ran one hand up and down his body under his shirt while the other assisted my mouth. I could tell by his hips moving that he was getting ready and i just held my mouth on him until he let go and filled it up. I sucked and nursed on him swallowing everything until he started pushing me away.

I slowly got up and took my seat next to him while he got his pants back on. I chased his load down with a couple gulps of cherry Pepsi. I leaned heavy against him and watched the rest of the movie in silence.

After the movie he dropped me off and I told him I wanted to be alone, and thanked him for bringing mentor the movie.



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Reply #1619 on: February 24, 2022, 10:16:09 PM
So, there was popcorn too! :emot_laughing:

Good girl  :emot_kiss:

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