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Reply #1440 on: November 28, 2021, 10:36:15 PM
Oh to be young again. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1441 on: November 29, 2021, 04:58:58 PM
Some may relate, some might not, but if you've ever been with somebody, and when they start to do something they've never done before, such as dirty talk, pulling hair, pinning wrists, or a slap on the butt, there is this sort of weird awkwardness to it? Well there 2as no awkwardness at all with him.

We went out and got a few drinks, and ordered some food. Talked most of the night mostly about music as I kept pumping songs through the touch tunes jukebox. Then he started getting a little more hands on. My lower back, my arm, my thigh, and he even gave me an pat on the butt on my way to the restroom, and that sealed it.

My face was already burning red before I even leaned in to tell him "I wanna suck your dick".

Well that doesn't seem that odd for me to say, but I said it loud enough that heads turned. I had purposely waited for the song to end and for there to be that slight silence when I said it. I wanted the guys around him to look at him with envy. Wanted him to feel like a king among them.

Bitch bartender took her sweet fucking time bringing us the bill, but I made the best of it by licking and biting my lip looking at him as if he was the only one there. I could see people looking out of my peripheral, and it just turned me on even more. He took my by the hand and we left. Just in case people were looking out the window, and could still see us once we got into his truck, I dropped my head into his lap. I dont normally go straight to road head before we even had sex, but that little scene I created in the bar had me all fired up.

He isn't huge, slightly above average, but he has a very beautiful dick, and it felt perfect in my mouth. It was a twenty minute drive back to my place, and I switched between blowjob and handjob until we got there.

Got inside and straight to the bedroom. Out of my clothes in record time and he repaid my road efforts. He's got some skills, and I very much enjoyed it. I love it when guys hum or moan/groan while going down on me. When he finally said he wanted to fuck me, he pulled a condom out his his pants and I told him he didn't need it. He hesitated, I said I'd swallow, and that's all it took. He fed the growler, and he fed her sooooo goooood.

I started off on top he pulled my head back by my hair and devoured my tits. If he wasnt sucking ot biting on them he was squeezing them or pinching my nipples. He even went as far as to gently slap them. So much stimulation going on in so many different spots it was not long before I was a quivering mass on top of him.

When he was on top, he hooked one of my legs and would keep kissing on my calf and knee. Then he would move to my chest and start sucking on my tits. He even went as far as to bite my heel. So I can easily assume he likes legs and maybe feet, not too sure, he could have just gotten caught up in the moment. It was different and added something new.

This post is running pretty long, so I'll cut to the finish. He announced the finale and being good in my word I raced to get him in my mouth. I was a little slow and missed the first shot, the second hit my face, but I swallowed the rest down as promised. I even did the wiping off my face and eat thing.

I had a fantastic time with him and told him I couldn't wait to do it again.


Woo, fucking wooooooooooo

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Reply #1442 on: December 02, 2021, 09:29:06 PM
Mrs JBRG had her first orgasm in Mexico last night. That is all.

That is all.


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Reply #1443 on: December 02, 2021, 10:26:24 PM
Mrs JBRG had her first orgasm in Mexico last night. That is all.

Olé!  ;D



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Reply #1444 on: December 03, 2021, 12:04:10 AM
bueno para la Senora JBRG y tambien una woo.
« Last Edit: December 03, 2021, 03:26:55 PM by staci »

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Reply #1445 on: December 03, 2021, 01:35:57 AM
bueno para la Senora JBRG y un woo tambien

Gracias.

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Reply #1446 on: December 03, 2021, 12:54:37 PM
bueno para la Senora JBRG y un woo tambien

Could you repeat that in English? I don't speak French.  :emot_innocent:



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Reply #1447 on: December 03, 2021, 12:59:06 PM
bueno para la Senora JBRG y un woo tambien

Could you repeat that in English? I don't speak French.  :emot_innocent:

I got "woo"... I understood "woo"... she said "woo"☺️



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Reply #1448 on: December 03, 2021, 07:55:42 PM
bueno para la Senora JBRG y un woo tambien

Could you repeat that in English? I don't speak French.  :emot_innocent:

I guess being a quasi polyglot makes it easy for met to translate for you --

to French -- bon pour Mme JBRG et un woo aussi

to English -- good for Mrs JBRG and a woo as well

to Russian -- хорошо для миссис JBRG и ухаживать тоже

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Reply #1449 on: December 03, 2021, 08:06:00 PM
Mrs JBRG had her first orgasm in Mexico last night. That is all.

Now, did Mrs JBRG have her first O and it was in Mexico or did she have her first Mexican O?  ;D ;D

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Reply #1450 on: December 04, 2021, 01:51:42 PM
Allan called me, and asked if I wanted to accompany him to see Charlie Berens, the Manitowoc Minute guy. I was hesitant, and he said that this is not a date, and he had a friend cancel so he had an extra ticket. He proceeded to list off people he had called and asked before call me. I think it's funny and a little cute how he's dealing with my feelings of relationships.

Anyways, I told him I'd do it under one condition, that when the shows over, he comes back to my place and he fucks me like he did last time. Well it was a hard sale, but he finally agreed to my terms.

I went, the show was great, and then he kept his side of the bargain. He did it all again. The hair pulling, slapping, and the the way he attacked my breasts. The only new thing was he took me from behind this time which let him slap my ass a couple times. He'd slap, grip and pull my butt cheek away. I was waiting for him to ask, but he didn't say anything about going in the back, and I didnt say anything either. He did however play with it with his thumb which always feel amazing during sex. I don't have it bleached just for the fun of it you know.

Anyways, seeing has how he didn't go in that way... fuck me in my ass, for those who want me to just say it dirty. Since he didnt fuck my tight little ass hard 💋, I was able to go ahead and swallow another one of his loads. He seems to really like it when I do that.

He is a lot of fun. I think I'll keep him around for a while.



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Reply #1451 on: December 04, 2021, 02:41:31 PM
Sounds like he's a good boy :emot_kiss:



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Reply #1452 on: December 04, 2021, 03:51:03 PM
So hot!!!

I'm hoping for a video soon. ;D :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1453 on: December 04, 2021, 04:25:59 PM
So hot!!!

I'm hoping for a video soon. ;D :emot_kiss:

I honestly don't know if that'll happen, he keeps his hands pretty busy :emot_thdrool:



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Reply #1454 on: December 04, 2021, 04:48:05 PM
"Allan, I'm going to need for you to strap on this GoPro to your forehead the next time you're feeding the Growler"  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #1455 on: December 04, 2021, 10:20:55 PM
Mrs JBRG had her first orgasm in Mexico last night. That is all.

Now, did Mrs JBRG have her first O and it was in Mexico or did she have her first Mexican O?  ;D ;D

Her first one in Mexico

That is all.


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Reply #1456 on: December 06, 2021, 07:18:37 PM

Allan called me, and asked if I wanted to accompany him to see Charlie Berens, the Manitowoc Minute guy.

Hmm. He does it in a minute?  ;D ;D

Glad to see you like Allan. He sounds like a nice guy. I am sure we will read more stories about you and him.  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1457 on: December 11, 2021, 05:56:41 PM
Not last night, but the previous two night was a major yes... well, I guess you all know that already. Probably dont really need to tell much. Thought maybe we'd get three nights in a row, but he was too busy. Tonight is a no go because I have a holiday party to attend, so maybe tomorrow after the game...

An upset bears fan taking his agression out on a packers fan... maybe I'll keep a jersey on...



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Reply #1458 on: December 11, 2021, 06:09:27 PM
So looking forward to the results of the game. Go Packers!

Then there's Shiela's after party. Hope there's a video replay! ;D

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Reply #1459 on: December 11, 2021, 06:30:41 PM
I hope Shiela get's "sacked" :evil:  :emot_kiss: