As somebody used to say. I didn't get laid, but my mouth did.
We drove to Green Bay and went sledding, and ice skating. Had some hot chocolate with baileys and a few other drinks. Went back to his truck about 11:45. He put on his heated seats, and took down his pants. FYI knit caps may get a little warm, but are great for keeping the hair out of your face.
Long story short, I did not get a midnight kiss. The fireworks where going off above lambeau field, and in my mouth. The clock on the dash said 12:01 when I swallowed. Perhaps he had the first orgams of 2021... in our timezone anyways.