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ChirpingGirl

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Reply #40 on: December 14, 2016, 03:24:47 AM
That look was so gay. I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to take a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now *that* would have been an Academy Award worthy ending.


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Reply #41 on: December 14, 2016, 05:28:36 AM
'Turkey's done.'

'So's the kitchen... Actually, its a bit overdone for my taste. Let's not go there again.'


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Reply #42 on: December 14, 2016, 06:49:56 AM
Do you have anything else but Mexican food?


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Reply #43 on: December 14, 2016, 02:55:34 PM
"Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave."


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Reply #44 on: December 14, 2016, 05:47:28 PM
"You see Junior? Well, let me tell you what I see. I see pride! I see power! I see a bad-ass mother who don't take no crap off of nobody!"

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth

ChirpingGirl

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Reply #45 on: December 14, 2016, 09:20:41 PM
What's the point in having an Internet connection if you're not using it to look up weird, fucked-up pictures of dirty sex you'll never have yourself?


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Reply #46 on: December 14, 2016, 10:18:11 PM
"Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"


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Reply #47 on: December 14, 2016, 11:38:17 PM

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Reply #48 on: December 14, 2016, 11:48:46 PM


Christmas Vacation


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Reply #49 on: December 14, 2016, 11:52:33 PM

Straight girls eat the best pussy...

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Reply #50 on: December 15, 2016, 01:36:42 AM
"Laugh it up, Fuzzball!!"


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Reply #51 on: December 15, 2016, 06:48:58 PM
"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? "

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Reply #52 on: December 15, 2016, 10:41:21 PM
"I've seen enough horror movies to know any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly."


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Reply #53 on: December 15, 2016, 11:50:48 PM
"Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here. "

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Reply #54 on: December 16, 2016, 02:16:30 AM
Do you mind if we dance with your dates?

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theclown74

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Reply #55 on: December 16, 2016, 03:16:27 AM
"Right turn, Clyde!"


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Reply #56 on: December 16, 2016, 07:48:41 PM


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Reply #57 on: December 16, 2016, 10:08:05 PM
"Men are rats. Listen to me, they're fleas on rats. Worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats."







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Reply #58 on: December 17, 2016, 12:58:37 AM
"Welcome to Prime Time, BITCH!"


ChirpingGirl

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Reply #59 on: December 17, 2016, 02:30:00 AM
I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, “I drank what?”


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