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Reply #140 on: March 23, 2017, 01:09:39 PM
"Come wiz me to the Casbah."    Pepe Le Pew, Warner Bros. amorous skunk.


He was based on Charles Boyer's Pepe Le Moko character in the 1938 movie "Algiers".  Movie also was the first American appearance of Hedy Lamarr.

And no...never once did Boyer say "Come wiz me to the Casbah." 

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Reply #141 on: March 30, 2017, 01:47:52 AM
“If you want me, just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.".



An 18 year old Lauren Bacall to Bogart in "To Have and Have Not"

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Reply #142 on: April 04, 2017, 04:05:22 PM
"Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. ........Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. ....................It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'. "

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Reply #143 on: April 26, 2017, 11:46:38 PM
Ronnie Shields: [Ronnie sees a "KISS" pinball machine] Who are these clowns?

Wheeler: KISS? You don't know who KISS is?

Ronnie Shields: No, never heard of them. They look like idiots to me.

Wheeler: No, no, no, dude, these are four of the smartest guys who ever lived. They're these Jewish guys who grew up in New York, and they put on guitars and makeup to get girls, and all their songs are about fucking.

Ronnie Shields: I'm listening.

Wheeler: ["Love Gun" starts playing on the stereo] Seriously, this song is called "Love Gun" and it's about Paul Stanley's dick and how this girl's gonna get some of his dick

Ronnie Shields: Cool. I didn't know Jews could sing like that.

Wheeler: No, no, they couldn't at the time. That's why they had to dress like clowns.

Ronnie Shields: This got them girls?

Wheeler: Get this: they've been getting pussy non-stop for 30 years. They're probably fucking right now and they're old dudes! They put makeup on and it's all good!

Ronnie Shields: No, shit!

Wheeler: [singing] You pulled the trigger on my love gun! See Ronnie, his dick is the gun!


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Reply #144 on: June 22, 2017, 06:38:19 PM
"Nobody, I mean NOBODY puts ketchup on a hot dog. "

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Reply #145 on: June 22, 2017, 06:45:24 PM
Shall. We. Play. A. Game?


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Reply #146 on: June 22, 2017, 10:05:53 PM


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Reply #147 on: August 22, 2017, 09:06:23 PM
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Reply #148 on: November 09, 2017, 04:51:35 PM
M. Gustave: [Of Mme. Celine] She was dynamite in the sack, by the way.

Zero: ...She was 84, Monsieur Gustave.

M. Gustave: Mmm, I've had older. When you're young, it's all filet steak, but as the years go by, you have to move on to the cheap cuts. Which is fine with me, because I like those. More flavorful, or so they say.


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Reply #149 on: November 09, 2017, 05:42:42 PM
War Games.  1983.  Matthew Broderick in post Ferris Bueller appearance.

And Ally Sheedy...

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Reply #150 on: November 09, 2017, 06:07:47 PM
Thanks and a woo for enlightening me - yet again - Merovingian , and a thanks for for sharing Ally Sheedy

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Reply #151 on: November 11, 2017, 06:43:52 PM
Bladerunner (original).......

"I've Seen Things"........

Love,
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Reply #157 on: October 22, 2018, 07:13:51 AM
"It's a teenage girl walking along the side of the highway. I mean, they make scary movies that start out like that"
"Hey, but, but they make porno movies that start out like that too, man. "

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Reply #158 on: October 29, 2018, 01:49:24 AM
A new favorite of mine from "Christopher Robin"

Winnie The Pooh: Christopher Robin what day is it?
Christopher Robin: It's today.
Winnie The Pooh: My favorite day.
Christopher Robin: Mine too Pooh. Mine too.

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Reply #159 on: October 29, 2018, 02:09:03 AM
Recently alluded to this in a story:

"Things to remember, 1:  Paranoia is a malfunction in the ability to reason.  I can reason, therefore I am Not Paranoid!"  ~Freeze Frame.

"Paranoia is just, reality.  On a finer scale." ~Strange Days

"Things to remember 2:  The principal characteristics of Paranoid Personality are;  Delusions, Hostility, Suspicions.  I am not deluded, I am not suspicious.  I may be hostile, but only because They are out to get Me!"  ~Freese Frame, again.

The way I always put it was "I'm not paranoid, that's just what They say behind My back!"

If a picture is worth  a thousand words, than music, Video are some kind of bargain!
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