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Reply #3640 on: February 15, 2022, 07:41:43 PM
Helen Mirren. Yes she is older than me, but in Red and Red 2, she is the epitome of purely feminine sexuality that says "I am a Lady, but get me in bed and I will make you a man, then take it all away." I wish this current generation would take notes from her characters. Nothing makes my cock titanium carbide more than a woman who can hold herself in any situation, look good doing so, and has that subtle undertone of wanton passion.

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Reply #3641 on: February 15, 2022, 08:25:37 PM
Helen Mirren. Yes she is older than me, but in Red and Red 2, she is the epitome of purely feminine sexuality that says "I am a Lady, but get me in bed and I will make you a man, then take it all away." I wish this current generation would take notes from her characters. Nothing makes my cock titanium carbide more than a woman who can hold herself in any situation, look good doing so, and has that subtle undertone of wanton passion.

Agreed.  She aged gracefully and even now she's just a flirty and slightly dirty than 40 years ago. Sexy is a state of mind above everything else



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Reply #3642 on: February 15, 2022, 08:30:10 PM
Helen Mirren. Yes she is older than me, but in Red and Red 2, she is the epitome of purely feminine sexuality that says "I am a Lady, but get me in bed and I will make you a man, then take it all away." I wish this current generation would take notes from her characters. Nothing makes my cock titanium carbide more than a woman who can hold herself in any situation, look good doing so, and has that subtle undertone of wanton passion.

Agreed.  She aged gracefully and even now she's just a flirty and slightly dirty than 40 years ago. Sexy is a state of mind above everything else

True. But I think that she deserves the royal fucking, than just pound away. You don't open a can of foi gras  and caviar just to make a sandwich, or a thirty year old brandy just to pound shots. She seems the type that loves the build up, then fuck than raw caveman sex.

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Reply #3643 on: March 02, 2022, 05:03:28 PM
At first blush - Scarlett Johansson (and i normally prefer brunettes).

Amy is stunning.  Her sultry look in that first pic drives me crazy.  And with breasts, its all about the shape.  She has the shape.

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Reply #3644 on: March 11, 2022, 07:23:10 PM
Either Mia(?) Remini, Carrie from the King of Queens, or the chick from "the astronaut's wife...name slips my mind but she doesn't.


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Reply #3645 on: March 11, 2022, 07:45:39 PM
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Reply #3646 on: March 12, 2022, 03:17:59 PM
Ana de Armas


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Reply #3647 on: March 12, 2022, 04:55:36 PM
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Reply #3648 on: March 12, 2022, 06:32:54 PM



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Reply #3649 on: March 18, 2022, 12:57:39 AM
Since I’m playing her Wordle game every day...
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Reply #3650 on: March 18, 2022, 01:23:27 AM
Since I’m playing her Wordle game every day...
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Her Wordle game? Sorry, but I'm totally out of my depth. Is that a still from a video game?



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Reply #3651 on: March 18, 2022, 01:26:06 AM
Since I’m playing her Wordle game every day...
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Her Wordle game? Sorry, but I'm totally out of my depth. Is that a still from a video game?

No that’s a scene from a sexy music video she did a few years ago. But there is a worldle type game called Taylordle. And a number of us are playing it and posting results over in the fun and games section.

Today’s word was “curly” which made me think about her cute curly red pubic bush. So naturally I have to Google.

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http://www.taylordle.com
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Reply #3652 on: March 18, 2022, 01:30:49 AM
Since I’m playing her Wordle game every day...
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Her Wordle game? Sorry, but I'm totally out of my depth. Is that a still from a video game?

No that’s a scene from a sexy music video she did a few years ago. But there is a worldle type game called Taylordle. And a number of us are playing it and posting results over in the fun and games section.

Today’s word was “curly” which made me think about her cute curly red pubic bush. So naturally I have to Google.

http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=76070.0

http://www.taylordle.com

Ah, thanks for that. I see where I lost the plot.



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Reply #3653 on: March 26, 2022, 05:53:10 AM
Does it have to be fuck or can it be make love? Because I've been in love with Jessica Alba ever since "Dark Angel". We've been happily married for years and have 5 kids together.. she just doesn't know it.

If it's strictly fuck... hmm. Scar-Jo, Ryan Reynolds, Jessica Biel, Christina Ricci or a younger Bea Arthur. Not necessarily in that order.

(Yes, I'm a dude; yes, I'm straight, but Ryan Reynolds is fucking HOT with a great sense of humor though I'd need him to wear the Deadpool costume)

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Reply #3654 on: March 26, 2022, 01:32:26 PM
Does it have to be fuck or can it be make love? Because I've been in love with Jessica Alba ever since "Dark Angel". We've been happily married for years and have 5 kids together.. she just doesn't know it.

If it's strictly fuck... hmm. Scar-Jo, Ryan Reynolds, Jessica Biel, Christina Ricci or a younger Bea Arthur. Not necessarily in that order.

(Yes, I'm a dude; yes, I'm straight, but Ryan Reynolds is fucking HOT with a great sense of humor though I'd need him to wear the Deadpool costume)

Don't see why not.  Raising the tone is always welcome.  ;D


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Reply #3655 on: March 26, 2022, 02:59:53 PM
Molly Windsor, actress, seen on the Scottish television program, Traces.


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Reply #3656 on: March 26, 2022, 04:27:50 PM
Molly Windsor, actress, seen on the Scottish television program, Traces.

She is gorgeous.

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Reply #3657 on: March 26, 2022, 06:29:04 PM
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Reply #3658 on: March 26, 2022, 07:33:05 PM
Molly Windsor, actress, seen on the Scottish television program, Traces.

She is gorgeous.

And only 24.

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Reply #3659 on: March 26, 2022, 07:37:54 PM

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