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Offline TheAlien

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Reply #3480 on: October 10, 2020, 11:18:16 PM
A foursome for a week Scarlett Johannsson,  Kate Beckinsale and Sandra  Bullock



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Reply #3481 on: October 14, 2020, 05:19:25 PM
Lily James





And she can keep that necklace on.





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Reply #3482 on: October 28, 2020, 01:44:02 AM
Karl Urban.




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Reply #3483 on: November 01, 2020, 05:34:46 AM
I watched Georgia beat Kentucky today.  I wonder if Ashley Judd needs any comforting?




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Reply #3484 on: November 02, 2020, 12:24:38 AM
Is Abagail “Abby” Shapiro a celebrity?  I definitely want to fuck her...  :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:




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Reply #3485 on: November 24, 2020, 07:23:35 PM
Is Abagail “Abby” Shapiro a celebrity?  I definitely want to fuck her...  :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:





Only when I can stop seeing Ben.



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Reply #3486 on: November 24, 2020, 08:12:46 PM
That's funny Dennis!


Oh and speaking of funny.   Here's what is NOT funny, Dennis....

You haven't posted in the Hello thread.   2-1/2 years a member and you haven't.   

Go, Go now.  Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

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Reply #3487 on: November 24, 2020, 09:34:32 PM

Is Abagail “Abby” Shapiro a celebrity?  I definitely want to fuck her...  :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
 

Only when I can stop seeing Ben.

Someone once said, “I’d suck her dad’s dick, just to get a taste of the secret recipe.”










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Reply #3488 on: November 25, 2020, 12:28:58 AM

Someone once said, “I’d suck her dad’s dick, just to get a taste of the secret recipe.”


That "someone" could be either a man or woman.

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Reply #3489 on: November 25, 2020, 01:01:52 AM

Someone once said, “I’d suck her dad’s dick, just to get a taste of the secret recipe.”


That "someone" could be either a man or woman.

I would wager a guess that one of those recipe ingredients is silicon



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Reply #3490 on: November 25, 2020, 04:35:30 AM
Nicole Kidman. I still find her quite sexy. I would love to run the Kama Sutra through her.   8)



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Reply #3491 on: December 11, 2020, 06:17:04 AM
The new Wonder Woman movie will be released Christmas Day.  Can’t be as tasty as the original.




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Reply #3492 on: December 11, 2020, 02:29:12 PM
The new Wonder Woman movie will be released Christmas Day.  Can’t be as tasty as the original.



Agreed! Gal Gadot is no Lynda Carter.

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Reply #3493 on: December 11, 2020, 04:53:50 PM



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Reply #3494 on: December 11, 2020, 08:47:47 PM
The new Wonder Woman movie will be released Christmas Day.  Can’t be as tasty as the original.
Agreed! Gal Gadot is no Lynda Carter.

You guys can keep Lynda Carter. Her acting was wooden, she was not at all athletic, and she didn't get me hard even when I was a virgin.

Gal Godot all the way!



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Reply #3495 on: December 11, 2020, 09:49:40 PM
Ever wonder why Kate gave all three of her daughters the middle name “Jo”?



I suspect it is because her brother Joe wasn’t “moving kind of slow” at her junction.



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Reply #3496 on: December 12, 2020, 01:01:53 AM
Ever wonder why Kate gave all three of her daughters the middle name “Jo”?



I suspect it is because her brother Joe wasn’t “moving kind of slow” at her junction.

Thanks for clearing that mystery up for me. I think I''l go for an dip in the old junction water tank now

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Reply #3497 on: December 12, 2020, 01:04:11 AM
The new Wonder Woman movie will be released Christmas Day.  Can’t be as tasty as the original.
Agreed! Gal Gadot is no Lynda Carter.

You guys can keep Lynda Carter. Her acting was wooden, she was not at all athletic, and she didn't get me hard even when I was a virgin.

Gal Godot all the way!



I'm gunna belly up to the bar and order me a Wonder Woman sandwich because they both have very redeeming qualities.

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Reply #3498 on: December 12, 2020, 01:57:46 AM



Not meant to indicate a preference.



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Reply #3499 on: December 12, 2020, 02:02:23 AM



Not meant to indicate a preference.

Exacatacly

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