Doesn't sound like Chirp's little brother need tutoring. Once a guy learns how, there's no stopping him.
We've had discussions on this before.
I remember the late Janus, rest his soul, describing using a roll of toilet paper. Said he'd remove the cardboard tube and soak the TP in warm water and use the hole where the tube had been. Naw, I was never tempted to try it. I'll just keep dealing with the chaffing..
One day I'll have to post the story of the first time I realized I could get pleasure from the little thing between my legs.
(Mods, does that need a UA code?)