What Celebrity would you like to fuck?

[_priapism]

I don't get this, lusting after 13 year olds, and then coming out when they turn 18, like that makes a difference.  I'm not judging you, I just don't get it.

We’ve had a lot of young starlets grow up in the media... Scarlet Johansson, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Bella Thorne, and even Brittany Spears.  All or some of whom have been mentioned in this thread.  So if I see a good looking teen on television or in a movie, and say “that’s attractive,” it doesn’t make me a perv or a pedo bear, I don’t think.  

“Lusting after” is a term of art.  And nobody is “coming out.”  Jeezus.  Half my age plus seven is 35.  Not going for an 18 year old.

If you are going there, then get ready wipe about 50% of all media off the face of the planet.  And really Psi, I agree you are disqualified from judging my morality.  Glass houses?  Stones?

I know, I'm weird, but I just don't get it.

You are.  You don’t.  Drop it.  Continuing to derail threads will not enlighten you.

[psiberzerker]

So, if I see a good looking teen on television or in a movie, and say “that’s attractive,” it doesn’t make me a perv or a pedo bear, I don’t think.  

I didn't say it did.  I said, and I quote:

"I DON'T GET IT."  Plus, I'm not judging, anyone (Okay, well maybe Miley, a little) multiple times, just to make sure everyone got that point.  

And really Psi, I agree you are disqualified from judging my morality.

Who said anything about the MORAL implications, for that matter?  I think that we, as mature adults, can talk about sex, in Sex Talk, without inviting this guy:



I wasn't saying a damned thing about any of that, and for the record, I didn't say "Half your age," either.

My point was that I can't imagine going to bed with someone who I can't have a decent conversation with, regardless of age.  Just in case you missed that too.

Finally, I'm pretty sure that "Would like to fuck" is the very definition of lusting after.

[_priapism]

I think forum rules have always allowed “lusting after” anyone 18 years of age or older, but if you have a different rule in mind, please enlighten us.

[psiberzerker]

I think forum rules have always allowed “lusting after” anyone 18 years of age or older, but if you have a different rule in mind, please enlighten us.

I didn't have any "Rule" in mind, either.  Just wanted to talk about sex.

Sometimes, I just have to wonder how much of my post someone actually read before they made up their mind what I was saying, and filled up the rest of the page based on those assumptions?

[psiberzerker]

Kinda back on track:

Celebrities are Strangers.  We feel like we know them, because we listened to them rant about politics, saw them play that character we really liked, and/or saw them naked, but we don't.

I don't know McKensey Foy even as well as I do Jessica Chastain, nor Murphy Cooper, for that matter.  I know what she looks like, and now I know she's old enough to buy cigarettes.

That's not enough for me to fantasize about her.  Regardless of age.  That's why I don't do Celebrity stories, they're real people, strangers, who might not like it if they found out that i wrote a fanfic about them being raped by dogs.  I have a lot easier time fantasizing about Murphy Cooper, because she's a fictional character, that I liked.

[_priapism]

You’re fascinating, we love to hear your thought process, but this is a thread about posting so-called “hot celebrities.”  Nobody expects you to fuck anyone.  And everyone was 13 once.  They just didn’t have their photo in every tabloid in the checkout aisle.

[psiberzerker]

Well, I don't read the tabloids, and I try to avoid the checkout counter, so i didn't know that.  Doesn't surprise me, though.  Oh look, tattoos!

Claire Saffitz.  Did i say her all ready?  INS.

[RopeFiend]

I don't get this, lusting after 13 year olds, and then coming out when they turn 18, like that makes a difference.  I'm not judging you, I just don't get it.

She can act, there was a lot not to like about Interstellar (A Hard Science Fiction movie getting it right, and then turning into A Wrinkle in Time Part III) but her performance wasn't one of them.  I guess I love tomboys.

Platonically, of course.   Anne Hathaway, I definitely understand.

And - you will tell me you never watched Hannah Montana grow up? All men (and some women) did.

Sorry, I must have missed "Hannah Montana".  I've probably seen the name a few times, but never googled her until now.  I'll pass, younger OR older Hannah.

[ChirpingGirl]

I don't get this, lusting after 13 year olds, and then coming out when they turn 18, like that makes a difference.  I'm not judging you, I just don't get it.

She can act, there was a lot not to like about Interstellar (A Hard Science Fiction movie getting it right, and then turning into A Wrinkle in Time Part III) but her performance wasn't one of them.  I guess I love tomboys.

Platonically, of course.   Anne Hathaway, I definitely understand.

And - you will tell me you never watched Hannah Montana grow up? All men (and some women) did.

Sorry, I must have missed "Hannah Montana".  I've probably seen the name a few times, but never googled her until now.  I'll pass, younger OR older Hannah.

She's kinda gross now anyway. 

[Jed_]

Did you say Alyssa? 

I remember watching this movie and thinking "Whoa Samantha grew up!"

 

Speaking of watching girls grow up, Maureen McCormick and Valerie Bertinelli.

I liked watching girls grow up on TV, but I didn’t get the hots for them until after they got tits.

Psi, the pedos want them before they get tits.

I recall the first time I saw Britney Spears, she had a hot body and big beautiful tits.  I won’t mention her age at the time, just that in my state it would have been legal for her to ride me like she was the lead jockey in the Kentucky Derby.

[Jed_]

[psiberzerker]

Psi, the pedos want them before they get tits.

No shit?     I had no idea. 

Again, that's not what I was talking about. 

[Jed_]

It’s not always easy to decipher what you’re talking about Psi.

[_priapism]

The thread was started in 2007 by Gina Marie.  It’s the #1 sex talk thread in both views and posts.  3,331 posts later, Psi doesn’t get it. Understood.  No need to derail the thread.  Start an “I just don’t get it” thread.

Back on topic:  Dame Helen Mirren*.  Get it?



*She was 13 in 1958.  What kind of perv are you?!?!?

[psiberzerker]

It’s not always easy to decipher what you’re talking about Psi.

There's no reason to try to interpret it, though.  I know what I'm talking about, if anyone does.  It's kind of a pet peeve when people try to tell me what I'm saying, especially when they get it wrong, over and over, page after page.  

13-18 isn't pedophilia.  I guess it could be Ephebophilia, or Hebephilia (Depending on who you ask what's the difference, it's one of those pairs like Socio/Psychopaths)

Back on topic:  Dame Helen Mirren*.  Get it?

Oh definitely.  It helps that she was such a sex symbol, for so long.

[_priapism]

It's kind of a pet peeve when people try to tell me what I'm saying, especially when they get it wrong, over and over, page after page.  

The feeling is mutual.

Hey, come help me in Confessions with the “straight” guy who only sucks dick, but has “no attraction” to men.

[Lois]

I haven't been attracted to celebrities in a very long time.  When I was much younger I thought Bob Crane was hot.  And I really had a crush on whoever played Starbuck on Battlestar Galactica.

But I think I really had a crush on the characters.   I never knew them outside of their roles.

[Dirtymind]

I know what I'm talking about, if anyone does.  It's kind of a pet peeve when people try to tell me what I'm saying, especially when they get it wrong, over and over, page after page.  

Jesus we need an ignore fuction on this board.

[Jed_]

You mean for people who fuck up quotes?

[psiberzerker]

Simon Whistler.