What Celebrity would you like to fuck?

[ObiDongKenobi]

Helen Mirren

[bachman]

shalita grant.    

pauley perrette  

andrea bordeaux.

[Supersoftball]

Ariel Winter
Yara Shahidi
Halle Berry
Kim K
Kendall J (replaced Kylie since she decided to lay with Travis Scott)
Liza Koshy

[_priapism]

Spanish actress Paz Vega...



 

[Killer Moth]

I tend to think of the youthful Jennifer Connelly of films like The Hot Spot as possessing a "Don't look too long, it may hurt your eyes" level of carnal beauty. Yes, even with her clothes on. She stayed very lovely and will be till her dying day, no doubt, but her weight loss in the later 90s was a crime against beauty.

[psiberzerker]

So many.  Jeese, where to start?  Uhm, one someone probably hasn't already said.  (Too many pages to read through)

Anthony Bourdain.  No reservations.  The whole thing though, at least dinner, and some drinks to go with it. 

[littleamy]

Jaimie Alexander

[MintJulie]

someone probably hasn't already said....
Anthony Bourdain. 

You're not the only one.   But that's fine.   There are multiple repeats over 2900 posts.   I believe Merv mentioned Mr. Bourdain at some point in time.

Anthony Bourdain...I would be his travel groupie anytime!

[psiberzerker]

You're not the only one.   But that's fine.   There are multiple repeats over 2900 posts.   I believe Merv mentioned Mr. Bourdain at some point in time.

Well, dang.  I was trying to be clever, and edgy, without sounding too much like a hipster.

Blixa Bargeld.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdBrATEMPjM

Self parody is the sincerest form of humor.

[ObiDongKenobi]

Karen Gillan (Dr. Who, Guardians of The Galaxy, Jumanji) but probably photoshopped.

[psiberzerker]

Yeah, if that's a chop (The top one) it's the best one I've ever seen.  Most of these are obvious crops, just from the pornstar pose, and the unnatural size angle of the head.  The line of the chin with the cartoon line taken out, but still the transition of shadow as if the head was in a different room, with different lighting when it was taken.  I know it probably is, but still.  I have to give them credit for making it impossible to see.  (Like the second one, where she looks more like Ally Sheedy.)

Is it too much to ask getting a piece of Bruno Kramm's sweet ass, while whipped by Stefen Ackerman?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TH3nX4yww8

[psiberzerker]

I did the whole, I wonder what she looks like in real life cause that weirdo alien is pretty sexy...

So, not a Dr. Who fan?

[_priapism]

someone probably hasn't already said....
Anthony Bourdain. 

You're not the only one.   But that's fine.   There are multiple repeats over 2900 posts.   I believe Merv mentioned Mr. Bourdain at some point in time.

Anthony Bourdain...I would be his travel groupie anytime!

My man crush on AB is well known.  Neither of us are gay, but I would definitely consider it with him.  With fava beans, and a fine Chianti.  No warthog anus please.

[ObiDongKenobi]

Yeah, if that's a chop (The top one) it's the best one I've ever seen.  Most of these are obvious crops, just from the pornstar pose, and the unnatural size angle of the head.  The line of the chin with the cartoon line taken out, but still the transition of shadow as if the head was in a different room, with different lighting when it was taken.  I know it probably is, but still.  I have to give them credit for making it impossible to see.  (Like the second one, where she looks more like Ally Sheedy.)

On the other hand this is genuine (https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/karen-gillan-naked-selfie-doctor-3893094)

and another good fake

[psiberzerker]

Well, that explains why one looked like digital surgery, and the other one, I couldn't see the shadow line.  I just assumed someone was really good at blending photo-realistic shadows.  

"Fake!"  ~Psiberzerker.

I've been wrong before, probably won't be the last time.  Good for her.  

I <3 her nipples.  Back on Topic:  Jamie Hyneman.

[MintJulie]

  Amanda Bearse.

  She was Marcy, the next door neighbor on Married With Children.

Back in the 80's                                    Nowadays             
   

[psiberzerker]

 Amanda Bearse.

Yeah, me too.  From way back.  Okay, make that Darcy, the character...

Well, I just watched the WHCD, so put me down for Michelle Wolf.  No wait, Huckabee-Sanders, for having the most thankless job on the planet.  (Not to mention that, unfortunate name.  In the press-coverage industry.)

[Killer Moth]

 Amanda Bearse.

Yeah, me too.  From way back.  Okay, make that Darcy, the character...

Well, I just watched the WHCD, so put me down for Michelle Wolf.  No wait, Huckabee-Sanders, for having the most thankless job on the planet.  (Not to mention that, unfortunate name.  In the press-coverage industry.)

Or Wolf rage-fucking a submissive Huckabee-Sanders? I'll pause while you picture that.

[psiberzerker]

Or Wolf rage-fucking a submissive Huckabee-Sanders? I'll pause while you picture that.

Waay too late for that, by about 24 hours.  Did you see what she said about her?  it was vicious!  The reactions were even better!  

It would be a pity fuck.  I feel so sorry for her.  Who here wants to be the woman officially responsible for apologizing for the last fucked up thing the President tweeted?  

She really needs some love.

 

[holaladies6969]

This is a great thread!