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Reply #2340 on: May 28, 2014, 08:39:43 PM
Quote from: TinyDancer on May 27, 2014, 06:42:46 PM
Thomas Middeditch



Thanks Becca. He looks kind, intelligent and funny, but I'm a bit smitten with Tom Hardy lately.



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Reply #2341 on: May 28, 2014, 09:07:39 PM
That's why when I write -it goes something like this:

He saw her nice boobies. He liked her. She saw him too and liked him. They went to the pool. He pulled her bikini off.  He poked his thing in her thing. "ahh" she said. "ohh" he said. He made an explosion in her thing thing. It was good. The end.

See? No measurements. Math hurts my brains.  :sign_a+:

EDIT: fake email address removed. It looks just the same as a real one to bots - gb.
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Reply #2342 on: May 28, 2014, 09:24:01 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on May 28, 2014, 08:11:11 PM
Quote from: Geminiguy on May 28, 2014, 07:50:53 PM

That's because whenever I research a celebrity for one of my stories [and i've researched hundreds], I look up their bust-waist-hips dimensions, and i've gotten pretty good at knowing when a woman's breasts like Alexanda's are way bigger than just 32Cs... :P



32C is not her breast size, it's her bra size.

Maybe next time you do "research" you might consider that fact...







This is a common mistake of most people, not just men.  Even articles written about the average "breast" size of American women states it as 36C.

But to Gemini's original statement, I agree that Alexandra Daddario's "Cup" size looks to be bigger than a C.   I looked her up on Boobpedia (love that name, LOL) and it says 34DD-27-35.  That seems about right!

Can't we just say they are Yummy regardless of the size? HAHA
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Reply #2343 on: May 28, 2014, 09:30:42 PM
I always liked the image I get when a lady is described as having "teacup" breasts.  Sounds so suckable.   ;D

OK, men are clueless.  But, do women comment on the "size of the package" when discussing men?  Just wondering.  I know the 9 inch cock and up is common fodder in stories, but most of those are written by men.  I'd like to know what the real women on KB think.

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Reply #2344 on: May 28, 2014, 09:30:59 PM
>>EDIT: fake email address removed. It looks just the same as a real one to bots - gb. <<



CRAP. That was the best part of the joke...

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Reply #2345 on: May 28, 2014, 09:35:02 PM
Cock measurement is bullshit. Too many variables.

Nothing holds attention like leaving some things to the imagination.

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Reply #2346 on: May 28, 2014, 09:51:30 PM
Quote from: TigerStripe49 on May 28, 2014, 09:35:02 PM
Cock measurement is bullshit. Too many variables.

Variables are not the problem. The problem is most guys use this ruler to measure with. LOL



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Reply #2347 on: May 28, 2014, 11:04:29 PM
Quote from: Farmer Miles on May 28, 2014, 09:53:32 PM
Quote from: TigerStripe49 on May 28, 2014, 09:30:59 PM
>>EDIT: fake email address removed. It looks just the same as a real one to bots - gb. <<



CRAP. That was the best part of the joke...

Sorry. You could take out my comment and put the address back in with [at] instead of @ maybe, but that kind of spoils the joke a bit too.

Or you could leave it, assume only you and me saw it and we'll pretend it was the wittiest joke of all time.

Which it was. I'm still laughing.

Wow. I wasn't claiming to be Richard Pryor. I was just  making another quip. I don't take my insignificant little posts that seriously. I promise

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Reply #2348 on: May 28, 2014, 11:07:20 PM
Quote from: NaughtyNicole on May 28, 2014, 09:51:30 PM
Quote from: TigerStripe49 on May 28, 2014, 09:35:02 PM
Cock measurement is bullshit. Too many variables.

Variables are not the problem. The problem is most guys use this ruler to measure with. LOL



Darn those Chinese products! Darn them I say!

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Reply #2349 on: May 29, 2014, 07:11:03 AM
I wasn't clear enough. I research ALL statistics of a given actress. That meant  bust AND bra size. I'm very meticulous and obsessive about my research. When I can't find what I want I get a little bent out of shape. :P lol

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Reply #2350 on: May 29, 2014, 08:00:23 AM
Quote from: Farmer Miles on May 29, 2014, 01:48:37 AM
Quote from: TigerStripe49 on May 28, 2014, 11:04:29 PM
Wow. I wasn't claiming to be Richard Pryor. I was just  making another quip. I don't take my insignificant little posts that seriously. I promise

I was joking... Not very successfully apparently.

Ah. It sucks when you can't "read" someone's "tone" sometimes, don't it?

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Reply #2351 on: May 29, 2014, 08:37:31 AM
Keeley Hazell was subject of many dreams at one point. She reportedly stopped posing and came to the states to try her hand at an acting career. Many wish she would go back to glamour.


Google for more and you won't be disappointed.

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Reply #2352 on: May 29, 2014, 08:51:49 AM
Quote from: msslave on May 28, 2014, 09:30:42 PM
OK, men are clueless.  But, do women comment on the "size of the package" when discussing men?  Just wondering.  I know the 9 inch cock and up is common fodder in stories, but most of those are written by men.  I'd like to know what the real women on KB think.

I don't want to sound condescending, but it is depressing and sad to see men of all ages who still don't have a clue about what women care about in a man and ask the 'Cock Size Question'. It is my educated guess that 99,99% of stories with 9-inch cocks are written by men, and those written by "women" are also written by men. The few adjectives regarding size used by women in stories are 'thick' and 'hard', but rarely 'long' and NEVER '...-inch'.

I'm assuming you meant what women discuss about men they aren't dating, because otherwise I would ask you: Do men comment on the "size of the boobs" when discussing women they are in a relationship with?

Women will more often talk about the personality of a man, but occasionally we'll play the superficial game of physical looks and the things ladies say when discussing a man's physical aspects range within:

"He looks handsome." "He has gorgeous eyes." "He has a cute ass." "He has nice broad shoulders." "He has a great smile."

The number of times I have discussed *cock size* with girlfriends amounts to an astounding number of ZERO times. And I believe this is the case for the majority of women.


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Reply #2353 on: May 29, 2014, 01:14:52 PM
Quote from: Bexy on May 29, 2014, 08:51:49 AM
Quote from: msslave on May 28, 2014, 09:30:42 PM
OK, men are clueless.  But, do women comment on the "size of the package" when discussing men?  Just wondering.  I know the 9 inch cock and up is common fodder in stories, but most of those are written by men.  I'd like to know what the real women on KB think.

I don't want to sound condescending, but it is depressing and sad to see men of all ages who still don't have a clue about what women care about in a man and ask the 'Cock Size Question'. It is my educated guess that 99,99% of stories with 9-inch cocks are written by men, and those written by "women" are also written by men. The few adjectives regarding size used by women in stories are 'thick' and 'hard', but rarely 'long' and NEVER '...-inch'.

I'm assuming you meant what women discuss about men they aren't dating, because otherwise I would ask you: Do men comment on the "size of the boobs" when discussing women they are in a relationship with?

Women will more often talk about the personality of a man, but occasionally we'll play the superficial game of physical looks and the things ladies say when discussing a man's physical aspects range within:

"He looks handsome." "He has gorgeous eyes." "He has a cute ass." "He has nice broad shoulders." "He has a great smile."

The number of times I have discussed *cock size* with girlfriends amounts to an astounding number of ZERO times. And I believe this is the case for the majority of women.


I'm 45 years old and have never spoken about the size of a mans cock to any of my girlfriends. I'm with Bexy on this one.


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Reply #2354 on: May 29, 2014, 03:20:24 PM
Quote from: NaughtyNicole on May 28, 2014, 09:51:30 PM
Quote from: TigerStripe49 on May 28, 2014, 09:35:02 PM
Cock measurement is bullshit. Too many variables.

Variables are not the problem. The problem is most guys use this ruler to measure with. LOL



WTF!!  That's my official fishing ruler!

I am like Charlie the Tuna.  I don't want women with good taste, I want women who taste good.

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Reply #2355 on: May 29, 2014, 03:23:13 PM
Quote from: Geminiguy on May 29, 2014, 07:11:03 AM
I wasn't clear enough. I research ALL statistics of a given actress. That meant  bust AND bra size. I'm very meticulous and obsessive about my research. When I can't find what I want I get a little bent out of shape. :P lol

Methinks the G-Guy wants a little hands-on observation.

I am like Charlie the Tuna.  I don't want women with good taste, I want women who taste good.

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Reply #2356 on: May 29, 2014, 08:56:36 PM
Hands on, great idea, RHL!

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Reply #2357 on: May 30, 2014, 07:49:30 AM
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Reply #2358 on: May 30, 2014, 10:48:17 PM
Anyone know who Paige Wyatt is?? She is a minor B list celeb but yum yum!!!

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Reply #2359 on: May 31, 2014, 02:15:26 PM
Quote from: footlovinfem on May 30, 2014, 10:48:17 PM
Anyone know who Paige Wyatt is?? She is a minor B list celeb but yum yum!!!



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