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Reply #760 on: July 19, 2011, 05:23:31 PM
Marissa Tomei, Cameron Diaz, Angelina Jolie (of course), Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jennifer Anniston, Eva Longoria, Charlize Theron, Zooey Deschanel, Anne Hathaway, Annette Bennet, Kate Bekinsale, Jessica Alba, and Drew Barrymore.

Probably not all at once, though.

Not ever being that I'm married, as are they.  It's a nice thought, though.



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Reply #761 on: July 19, 2011, 08:32:56 PM
Helen Hunt has a great body which she bared in The Waterdance. I think her young 'twin' Leelee Sobieski is hotter, though... Maybe a threesome with them would be in order... :P

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Reply #762 on: July 19, 2011, 09:19:22 PM
Ive always wanted to get my hands on leelees tits must admit!!







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Reply #763 on: July 19, 2011, 09:57:51 PM
Yep, those are 2 areas of Leelee's body i'd love to get my paws on... ;)

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Reply #764 on: July 19, 2011, 10:09:31 PM
Yep, those are 2 areas of Leelee's body i'd love to get my paws on... ;)

Oh yeah!! The fun we could have between us... ;)



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Reply #765 on: July 23, 2011, 06:39:19 AM
Ashley Judd and Charlize Theron on the female side. Bruce Willis (yeah, he's kinda old now but damn he looks good) and Brad Pitt (yeah...cliche I know...) on the male side.

Ashley Judd has always had that "girl next door" appeal to me...like she was someone I could bump into in the supermarket etc... rather than a famous Hollywood star. I love her tits! Not too big, and she has nice puffy little nipples too. I really loved her character in Double Jeopardy!

Charlize Theron had a role in Devil's Advocate that really struck me as amazing. She played a typical small-town woman brought into the den of sin as her husband hit the big-time by joining a major law-firm in New York. This role really brought her down-to-earth and I've always found her to be really sexy since then.

Bruce Willis is many girls' manly-man fantasy...he gets shit done, one way or another. Oh, and he looks DAMN good doing it. They say guys with too much testosterone bald early in life...and I think that really fits with Bruce.

Most women my age have had a thing for Brad Pitt at some point or another...I mean...he is the iconic pretty-boy of my teenage years for those of us who didn't watch 90210 or the other soap-operas from the time. Sure, its more like a girlish fantasy than actual sexual attraction, but I'm positive I could have a good time given half a chance with him :D

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Reply #766 on: July 25, 2011, 12:57:43 AM
I want to know what celebrity, apart from Bre-Bree, would like to fuck me? :roll:

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Reply #767 on: July 25, 2011, 01:30:21 AM


I liked her better as a brunette, but you barely even get to see her tits and ass in Double Jeopardy...sadly this is the best pic I can find of the scene (pretty close to the beginning of the movie...the guy she is fucking here is the one she supposedly murdered).

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Reply #768 on: July 25, 2011, 03:24:57 AM
I want to know what celebrity, apart from Bre-Bree, would like to fuck me? :roll:

Vinney, my man.  I think the odds of you getting it on with a celebrity is as long, if not longer, than you getting lucky with Gia.  Just saying.  But a big WOO for having positive thoughts like these.   ;D ;D

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Reply #769 on: July 25, 2011, 12:20:43 PM
Thanks Watcher oh master and font of all knowledge sexual...Once had a favourite song...what was it now? Ah yes In dreams me thinks...getting it on with a celebrity? well it might be in dreams but I'd like to think we're all celebrities in here  ;D

We are, aren't we?  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #770 on: July 25, 2011, 02:19:17 PM
Do I count as a celebrity? I've not been in movies or on TV, but I am independently wealthy and well-known in certain circles~

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Reply #771 on: July 25, 2011, 05:59:10 PM
Most? Who said most of us horny guys would line up for their turn. I beg to differ. ALL horny guys would be in there..... ;D

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Reply #772 on: July 25, 2011, 08:28:10 PM
I used to have a friend,  that was a wrestler,  we had to weigh in nude most of the time,  that used to say  IVE GOT THE SMALLEST DICK,  CAN I GO FIRST..... true story,  when we were talking train fucking, anyway,  he was a state champion 3 times over... 

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Reply #773 on: July 25, 2011, 09:01:32 PM
Bianca Trump. Porn star turned $3OOO prostitute [i think that was by the hour...] Long, dark hair, olive complexion, DDD tits, wonder what she's been doing lately...

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Reply #774 on: July 25, 2011, 09:06:11 PM
I knew you'd reply my post, Toe. And thanks for the heads up.

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Reply #775 on: July 25, 2011, 09:25:40 PM
quick, tell me what the limit is before you forget...mine is filling up at an alarming rate :o

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Reply #776 on: July 25, 2011, 09:59:17 PM
I'd love to~

Seriously though I'm on day 3 here and my inbox is up to page 4. I'll start cleaning them up but it would be good to know what the limit is so i don't have to clean them up every day!

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Reply #777 on: July 26, 2011, 06:01:17 AM
The actress who plays Molly's sister on the CBS sitcom Mike & Molly. Blondes everywhere are breathing a sigh of relief that a tv show is portraying a dumb brunette. Their mom is kind of hot, too... ;)

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Reply #778 on: July 26, 2011, 07:54:26 PM
Yeah, thanks, Toe! On to Sheena Easton. "Nations go to war over woman like" her "It's just a form of appreciation." ;)

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Reply #779 on: July 27, 2011, 01:01:15 AM
Ann Coulter is among the scum of the earth
the human race would be better off if she and her kind just died

I'll take a REAL woman like Helena Bonham Carter

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