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Reply #3820 on: December 22, 2022, 07:17:08 PM
Jennifer Coolidge - just read that she was the originator of the term MILF. Not sure I have ever seen "American Pie"


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Reply #3821 on: December 22, 2022, 07:20:37 PM
Quote from: ObiDongKenobi on December 22, 2022, 07:17:08 PM
Jennifer Coolidge - just read that she was the originator of the term MILF. Not sure I have ever seen "American Pie"



Stifler’s Mom! How could you have never seen American Pie? I order you to see this movie. It is absolutely hilarious!

Finch making his move on the MILF…




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Reply #3822 on: December 22, 2022, 07:43:11 PM
It's leapt to the top of the bucket list.  Prime and Netflix don't have it in the UK but Sky does. There seems to be umpteen sequels, are they any good as well?

Maybe not your type PH, but couldn't resist this image




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Reply #3823 on: December 22, 2022, 07:49:05 PM
My American Pie favorite is the foreign exchange student, Nadia. No surprises there! Played by Shannon Elizabeth from Houston. What a hottie.



As far as the sequels are concerned, the second one is pretty good. The third one, American Pie Wedding, wasn’t nearly as funny. And I never saw the final one, American Pie Reunion.

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Reply #3824 on: December 22, 2022, 08:28:47 PM
Quote from: ObiDongKenobi on December 22, 2022, 07:43:11 PM
It's leapt to the top of the bucket list.  Prime and Netflix don't have it in the UK but Sky does. There seems to be umpteen sequels, are they any good as well?

Maybe not your type PH, but couldn't resist this image



I think she was only 38 when the original was filmed and is 61 now, but there's something about her that I find more attractive these days than back then 🤔


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Reply #3825 on: December 22, 2022, 10:06:06 PM
Coolidge did Two Broke Girls with Kat Dennings, or as I call it, a win-win.


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Reply #3826 on: December 23, 2022, 01:19:13 PM
 ;D

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Reply #3827 on: December 24, 2022, 05:27:33 AM
Anna Kendrick or Ariana Grande have always been my picks


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Reply #3828 on: December 24, 2022, 06:27:35 AM
Quote from: fgjfgjii on December 24, 2022, 05:27:33 AM
Ariana Grande

I call her mumbly Jeanette, because half the time, I can't understand a word she's singing. She has immense talent, but she just has a nack for sluring all her words into one constant vowel. Hard to understamd her.


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Reply #3829 on: December 24, 2022, 06:55:50 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on December 24, 2022, 06:27:35 AM
Quote from: fgjfgjii on December 24, 2022, 05:27:33 AM
Ariana Grande

I call her mumbly Jeanette, because half the time, I can't understand a word she's singing. She has immense talent, but she just has a nack for sluring all her words into one constant vowel. Hard to understamd her.
But that body! And that face! She can mumble all she wants, I just want a chance to see if I can get her to hit all four octaves of her vocal range...😜😜😜😜


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Reply #3830 on: December 24, 2022, 06:58:20 AM
Quote from: Blue_Eyes on December 24, 2022, 06:55:50 AM

But that body! And that face! She can mumble all she wants, I just want a chance to see if I can get her to hit all four octaves of her vocal range...😜😜😜😜

Just call your dick Mr. Donut, and she'll be licking it all night long!!


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Reply #3831 on: December 24, 2022, 12:33:16 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on December 24, 2022, 06:58:20 AM

Just call your dick Mr. Donut, and she'll be licking it all night long!!


She’ll always be “that girl who used to sleep with Pete Davidson” to me.


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Reply #3832 on: December 25, 2022, 08:10:56 AM
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Quote from: Shiela_M on December 24, 2022, 06:58:20 AM

Just call your dick Mr. Donut, and she'll be licking it all night long!!


She’ll always be “that girl who used to sleep with Pete Davidson” to me.



That dude must have magic dick that attracts women on the rebound.  Ariana, Kim Kardashian.  I'm half expecting to hear about him hooking up with Gisele Bunchden now that she's divorced.

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Reply #3833 on: December 25, 2022, 04:40:18 PM
Quote from: LtBroccoli on December 25, 2022, 08:10:56 AM
That dude must have magic dick that attracts women on the rebound.  Ariana, Kim Kardashian.  I'm half expecting to hear about him hooking up with Gisele Bunchden now that she's divorced.

It's cause he's funny.  Having said that, he looks dirty. Not  the good kind. And I have to admit, the number of people I would rather fuck than Kim Kardashian is very very long




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Reply #3834 on: December 25, 2022, 06:36:47 PM
Too many to list:

https://pagesix.com/article/pete-davidson-dating-history-girlfriends-exes/amp/

He is supposedly dating Emily Ratajowski now! Fuck!

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Reply #3835 on: January 10, 2023, 02:41:40 PM
For my money it’s these two that get me off:

Taylor Swift!



First off she is sexy as fuck.  Second she is damaged.  She needs an older daddy to just take care of her.  I love her.  I want to be there for her emotionally.  She can cry out her pain on my shoulder.  Of course I want to tenderly take her clothes off and then fuck her until I die. 

Kat!


Kat just oozes sexiness in every way.  I will freely admit that I believe Kat is too much for me.  Like a peewee football playing the Bears, I’d simply end up in pain or even dead. 

But I sincerely believe I could ease Taylor’s pain…all night long.


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Reply #3836 on: January 10, 2023, 04:44:47 PM
Woo #37.  Love them both.

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Reply #3837 on: January 10, 2023, 05:03:23 PM
Oh, I really want Taylor, but I'm just afraid that afterward she'd write a song about me.   The kids all listen to her too, so I can't have that.  Otherwise I would do her.

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Reply #3838 on: January 10, 2023, 05:28:56 PM
I saw one last night I would gladly do bad things to her.

Jana Kramer

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Reply #3839 on: January 10, 2023, 05:48:49 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on January 10, 2023, 05:03:23 PM
Oh, I really want Taylor, but I'm just afraid that afterward she'd write a song about me.   The kids all listen to her too, so I can't have that.  Otherwise I would do her.

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