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KitKat

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Reply #2040 on: February 12, 2018, 05:08:18 PM
Quote from: JBRG on February 12, 2018, 04:45:45 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 12, 2018, 03:37:28 PM
Quote from: Mervinh2o on February 12, 2018, 03:26:07 PM
See Also: a bit of front door work, back door, bacon, BDTs, bit of front door work, breakfast of champion, bum bacon, butch-fluff, closed swinging, tradesmens entrance, workman's entrance


Breakfast of champions.  I like that one.

I once had a ball cap that read “Sex, the breakfast of champions.”



 :emot_heehee:


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Reply #2041 on: February 12, 2018, 09:38:53 PM
Cunnilingus



_priapism

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Reply #2042 on: February 12, 2018, 09:43:52 PM
Dialing the pink phone:

Jocular coinage for female masturbation . See masturbation-female for synonyms.
See Also: 900 number, aural sex, breather, call boy, Dial-A-Dolly-Service, doll house, ear sex, Fuck me gently!, P/P, pink bits, pink bus, pink cadilac, pink flaps, pink oboe, pink torpedo, striptease to go, telefag, telephone trade, topless radio, tossing pink salad, tossing the pink salad



"Tossing the pink salad."  New one for me.  LOL.   :emot_laughing:
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KitKat

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Reply #2043 on: February 12, 2018, 09:47:59 PM
Excellent!



_priapism

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Reply #2044 on: February 12, 2018, 09:55:34 PM
Faggoty Finger Fuck:

Getting two digits up the dirt hole, without lube.



KitKat

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Reply #2045 on: February 12, 2018, 10:10:34 PM
No lube? That's madness!


_priapism

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Reply #2046 on: February 12, 2018, 10:12:41 PM
Quote from: _KitKat_ on February 12, 2018, 10:10:34 PM
No lube? That's madness!

I need a Japanese wife to go BANZAI!!! on me.



KitKat

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Reply #2047 on: February 12, 2018, 10:19:30 PM
Quote from: Mervinh2o on February 12, 2018, 10:12:41 PM
Quote from: _KitKat_ on February 12, 2018, 10:10:34 PM
No lube? That's madness!

I need a Japanese wife to go BANZAI!!! on me.



Japanese? Hummm... Maybe?... No... Better not.  :emot_heehee:


_priapism

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Reply #2048 on: February 12, 2018, 10:42:23 PM
Goonas:

Slang term for the female breasts. See breasts for synonyms and euphemisms.



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Reply #2049 on: February 13, 2018, 02:29:38 AM
Hair

Consider me old-fashioned but something about some hair down there makes it a turn on.

 :aol_cunnilingus:

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Reply #2050 on: February 13, 2018, 03:14:06 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on February 13, 2018, 02:29:38 AM
Hair

Consider me old-fashioned but something about some hair down there makes it a turn on.

 :aol_cunnilingus:



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Reply #2051 on: February 13, 2018, 03:20:58 AM
In flagrante delicto:

1. Latin expression meaning caught in the act of committing a crime or caught red-handed ; colloquially it also applies to a married person observed in the act of adultery .

2. Legal term meaning caught in an act of sexual infidelity .





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Reply #2052 on: February 13, 2018, 04:42:58 PM


Jack in the box:


Or: jack-in-the-box / jack-in-a-box / Jack in a box :
1. A penis , especially a penis in erection ready to jump to attention (or into action) the moment the box (vagina) is opened.




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Reply #2053 on: February 13, 2018, 04:54:52 PM
KY Jelly

Makes just about everything slide just a little smoother

See also ...

Quote from: _KitKat_ on February 12, 2018, 10:10:34 PM
No lube? That's madness!
;)

Don't ask me.
I'm just as clueless about life as you are.

_priapism

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Reply #2054 on: February 13, 2018, 04:56:11 PM
Kettledrums:

Slang term for a woman's breasts, especially if large. The expression was already in use in the 18 th and 19 th centuries and is mentioned in Captain Francis Grose in his Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue (1811). See breasts for synonyms and euphemisms.



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Reply #2055 on: February 13, 2018, 05:31:36 PM
Quote from: Hades on February 13, 2018, 04:54:52 PM
KY Jelly

Makes just about everything slide just a little smoother

See also ...

Quote from: _KitKat_ on February 12, 2018, 10:10:34 PM
No lube? That's madness!
;)

  :emot_heehee:


KitKat

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Reply #2056 on: February 13, 2018, 05:32:50 PM
les-be-friends:

A pun on lesbian ; an affair between two women.


_priapism

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Reply #2057 on: February 13, 2018, 05:54:52 PM
Manhole inspector:

Or: inspector-of-manholes :
1. An anal-copulator , especially the active-partner . See sodomite for synonyms.

2. A male homosexual . Intended as humorous, but perceived as derogatory and offensive.

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Reply #2058 on: February 14, 2018, 04:28:27 PM
Quote from: _KitKat_ on February 13, 2018, 04:42:58 PM


Jack in the box:


Or: jack-in-the-box / jack-in-a-box / Jack in a box :
1. A penis , especially a penis in erection ready to jump to attention (or into action) the moment the box (vagina) is opened.




Ah, the old popcorn box trick. Fond memories.... ;D

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Reply #2059 on: February 14, 2018, 05:34:20 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on February 14, 2018, 04:28:27 PM
Quote from: _KitKat_ on February 13, 2018, 04:42:58 PM

Jack in the box:



Ah, the old popcorn box trick. Fond memories.... ;D


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