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KitKat

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Reply #2020 on: February 04, 2018, 04:42:39 PM
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Reply #2021 on: February 04, 2018, 05:23:46 PM
Monogamy.

Don't ask me.
I'm just as clueless about life as you are.

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Reply #2022 on: February 04, 2018, 07:37:39 PM
Quote from: Hades on February 04, 2018, 05:23:46 PM
Monogamy.


Oops!


I think O was next. No biggie.


Omnia vincit amor; et nos cedamus amori:


Or: Amor-vincit-omnia et nos cedamus amori

Latin phrase by Vergil ( Eclogae ): Love conquers all things therefore let us too surrender to love.

Mae West added: "Love conquers all things except poverty and tootache."


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Reply #2023 on: February 05, 2018, 06:45:46 PM
Phallus, Penis, Prick, Plonker, Pecker...so many "P" words for a male penetrator.

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #2024 on: February 05, 2018, 09:21:07 PM
Quim

Word Origin and History for quim. n. slang for "female genitalia, vulva, vagina," 1735, perhaps 1610s, of unknown origin. Coarse and disparaging use for "females collectively" is from 1935. Slang definitions & phrases for quim.





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Reply #2025 on: February 08, 2018, 04:31:21 PM
R2 your D2:
Jocular coinage for male masturbation



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Reply #2026 on: February 08, 2018, 05:08:13 PM
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I think O was next. No biggie.
Wait how did that letter thing go again?   :facepalm:  :emot_laughing:


Smurfing

The practice of being spanked round the face with an erect todger!
« Last Edit: February 08, 2018, 05:09:54 PM by Hades »

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Reply #2027 on: February 08, 2018, 05:23:59 PM
Quote from: Hades on February 08, 2018, 05:08:13 PM
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I think O was next. No biggie.
Wait how did that letter thing go again?   :facepalm:  :emot_laughing:


Smurfing

The practice of being spanked round the face with an erect todger!

 :emot_heehee:





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Reply #2028 on: February 09, 2018, 05:50:31 AM
Tomato soup

When a girl is on her period and you drink her period blood, then throwup in her pussy and fuck her so it squirts out like hot tomato soup.

You better tomato soup that hoe, she’s on her period.

See also:  Kool Aid face.

« Last Edit: February 09, 2018, 06:04:17 AM by Mervinh2o »


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Reply #2029 on: February 09, 2018, 04:42:40 PM
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Reply #2030 on: February 09, 2018, 05:01:29 PM
Uwww 0vomit0 ...  Can I have mushroom soup instead?


Unicorn
Colloquial; Synonym for hot bi babe or HBB, often derogatory, condescending, or ironic. A bisexual person, usually though not always female, who is willing to join an existing couple, often with the presumption that this person will date and become sexually involved with both members of that couple, and not demand anything or do anything which might cause problems or inconvenience to that couple.

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Reply #2031 on: February 09, 2018, 05:12:07 PM
Vocal

Talk to me baby. Love it

one of the originals

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Reply #2032 on: February 09, 2018, 06:06:19 PM
Was it good for you too?


Deferential question, now a cliché, asked by a man after sexual-intercourse to ascertain if his partner found the experience equally satisfying or climacteric.


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Reply #2033 on: February 09, 2018, 08:27:19 PM
X-dresser:

Short for crossdresser. Synonym: XDR .
See Also: CDer, drag, f2m, FtM, gender illusionist, mahu, MtF, XDR



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Reply #2034 on: February 09, 2018, 08:46:53 PM
"Yummy up on it."

Gay slang meaning to fellate and swallow with gusto!


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Reply #2035 on: February 10, 2018, 09:48:18 PM
Zulubruiser:

Slang term for a white man who has sex with a black woman.




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Reply #2036 on: February 12, 2018, 02:21:53 PM
accidental pornography:


On the Internet, to accidentally come-across pornography when surfing the Web, reading newsgroups or using E-mail. This applies chiefly to children who can be exposed to extremely inappropriate material.


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Reply #2037 on: February 12, 2018, 03:26:07 PM
Bacon bomb doors:

Vulgar slang for the labia-majora and minora. See vagina for synonyms.
See Also: a bit of front door work, back door, bacon, BDTs, bit of front door work, breakfast of champions, bum bacon, butch-fluff, closed swinging, tradesmens entrance, workman's entrance

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Reply #2038 on: February 12, 2018, 03:37:28 PM
Quote from: Mervinh2o on February 12, 2018, 03:26:07 PM
See Also: a bit of front door work, back door, bacon, BDTs, bit of front door work, breakfast of champion, bum bacon, butch-fluff, closed swinging, tradesmens entrance, workman's entrance


Breakfast of champions.  I like that one.

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Reply #2039 on: February 12, 2018, 04:45:45 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 12, 2018, 03:37:28 PM
Quote from: Mervinh2o on February 12, 2018, 03:26:07 PM
See Also: a bit of front door work, back door, bacon, BDTs, bit of front door work, breakfast of champion, bum bacon, butch-fluff, closed swinging, tradesmens entrance, workman's entrance


Breakfast of champions.  I like that one.

I once had a ball cap that read “Sex, the breakfast of champions.”


That is all.

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