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KitKat

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Reply #2100 on: February 26, 2018, 08:16:26 PM
Jaihouse turnout:


Or: JTO , prison slang for a person who went in straight (heterosexual) and came out bent (gay, homosexual).



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Reply #2101 on: February 26, 2018, 08:26:40 PM
Kept woman:
Or: keptie , a mistress . See mistress for synonyms.

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Reply #2102 on: February 26, 2018, 08:35:32 PM
Quote from: _KitKat_ on February 26, 2018, 08:16:26 PM
Jaihouse turnout:


Or: JTO , prison slang for a person who went in straight (heterosexual) and came out bent (gay, homosexual).



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KitKat

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Reply #2103 on: February 26, 2018, 08:36:30 PM
 :emot_heehee:

You owe me one then. ;)


_priapism

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Reply #2104 on: February 26, 2018, 08:37:20 PM
Libido bandido:

Jocular coinage for the penis . See penis for synonyms.
See Also: feel the Colt's tooth, homoeroticism, wet dream-girl



KitKat

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Reply #2105 on: February 26, 2018, 08:44:26 PM
man chowder:

Slangish coinage for semen.




_priapism

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Reply #2106 on: February 26, 2018, 08:49:46 PM
I don’t know why I love a nice man chowder gif, but I do.

Night depository:

Jocular metaphor for the vagina . See vagina for synonyms.

See Also: all-nighter, blood of the first night, boner nochy, break luck, camel night, coitus nocturnus, darksetting, droit du seigneur, female impersonator, fille de nuit, floor show, have a wet dream, night baseball, night exercise(s), night games, night job, night poacher, night trader, night-bird, night-hunter, night-snap, nockstress, noctiphobia, nocturne, nychtophobia, nyctohylophobia, nyctophobia, vacationer, VD depository



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Reply #2107 on: February 26, 2018, 08:56:13 PM
Office bike:
Or: office-pump , a promiscuous woman who is believed to have been ridden by most of the office males.



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KitKat

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Reply #2108 on: February 26, 2018, 08:58:46 PM
Ox drapes:

Vulgar slang for the labia-majora and minora.





_priapism

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Reply #2109 on: February 26, 2018, 09:02:36 PM
Peanut smuggling:

In England, said of nipples visible through a woman's clothing.

See Also: tic-tacs



Extra credit:  Sexy Asian flava peanut smuggler.  Naughty.    :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
« Last Edit: February 26, 2018, 09:05:01 PM by Mervinh2o »


KitKat

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Reply #2110 on: February 26, 2018, 09:03:01 PM
Pectoral handfuls:

Women's breasts.



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Reply #2111 on: February 26, 2018, 09:03:45 PM
Quote from: littleamy on February 26, 2018, 07:58:58 PM
Queen of Spades



Ready for Amy's now.  ;D


_priapism

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Reply #2112 on: February 26, 2018, 09:06:32 PM
 :emot_cheers: :emot_applaus: :emot_applaus: :emot_applaus:

The “Queen of Spades” looks like an old girlfriend of mine, Kelly.  She was rather aggressive in bed.  I always wondered if she was trying to fuck me, or snap my dick off.
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KitKat

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Reply #2113 on: February 26, 2018, 09:10:40 PM
Quote from: Mervinh2o on February 26, 2018, 09:06:32 PM
:emot_cheers: :emot_applaus: :emot_applaus: :emot_applaus:

The “Queen of Spades” looks like an old girlfriend of mine, Kelly.  She was rather aggressive in bed.  I always wondered if she was trying to fuck me, or snap my dick off.

Ouch!  :emot_heehee:


_priapism

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Reply #2114 on: February 27, 2018, 01:34:14 AM
Redingote d'Angleterre:

French for riding coat, Casanova's word for a condom. See condom for synonyms.




KitKat

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Reply #2115 on: February 27, 2018, 05:20:17 AM
sapphomasochism:

1. Masochism in a lesbian .

2. Masochistic activities between lesbians.


_priapism

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Reply #2116 on: February 27, 2018, 12:13:42 PM
Teasing the taco:

Jocular coinage for female masturbation. See masturbation-female for synonyms.

See Also: cockteasing, dick-teaser, prick-teaser, tantalization, tantalolagnia, tease, titillate, wind up, wind-up merchant, yank his crank



KitKat

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Reply #2117 on: February 27, 2018, 10:32:39 PM
Ugandan affairs:


In Britain, a journalistic euphemism for sexual-intercourse , usually illicit, coined by the satirical magazine Private Eye when dictator Idi Amin Dada (1971-1979) accused one of his ministers, Princess Elizabeth, of having-sex in a bathroom while on a diplomatric mission to Europe.

 :emot_laughing:


_priapism

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Reply #2118 on: February 28, 2018, 04:33:21 AM
Vertical bacon sandwich:

Recent jocular coinage for the labia-majora and labia-minora . See vagina for synonyms.
See Also: apadrayva, bacon, breakfast of champion, bum bacon, tuna sandwich

« Last Edit: February 28, 2018, 04:35:47 AM by Mervinh2o »


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Reply #2119 on: February 28, 2018, 02:59:34 PM
 :emot_laughing:

Never heard of that one! Good one Merv. ;)


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